Admontions, page 3

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Never interrupt your adversary when he is making a mistake Don't eat your soul to fill your belly
Never settle with words what you can settle with a flame thrower Don't put off until tomorrow what can be put off even longer
Lead me not into temptation, I know my way Harm none
Never underestimate a mother's ability to figure stuff out When choosing a path in life try to avoid the psychopaths
Beware the fury of a patient man Better to forgive than to wear prison clothes
Don't let salad win Never cater to crazy. Crazy is never satisfied
Chew your words thoroughly before you spit them out Don't kid yourself
Don't hold my past against me, I wasn't me back then Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it
It's better to let someone walk away than walk all over you Never underestimatew the value of running away
Doubt everyone, but keep your doubts to yourself Never trust anyone who is happy all the time
If you insist on talking loudly on your phone be fascinating Don't judge me by my past, I don't live there anymore
Don't over think Just cause you have one in your pants doesn't mean you have to act like one
Know your limits and when to ignore them Not everyone who smiles at you means it
Don't let success go to your head or failure go to your heart Drinking and Pinterest projects do not mix
Never underestimate the power of a hissie fit Sometimes it's best to just let the dumbass walk away
Never go to a young doctor or an old barber Don't major in minor things
Next time you're intimidated by someone just go home and stop bothering people Friends don't bite friends
Embrace not your past nor dwell there Don't let your pants say yoga if your butt says triple cheeseburger
Don't reward yourself with food, you're not a dog It is better to question without deciding than to decide without questioning
If you can't love your kid don't have it cause it will grow up and kill us Don't say mean things about the illiterate. It's much safer to write those things
Trust no one Don't sweat the small stuff or anything cause sweating's gross
If you want someone in your life don't make them fight for a spot When all else fails, join the circus
Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy Don't worry about what I'm doing, worry about why you're worried about what I'm doing
Don't bring a knife to a gunfight. Don't even go to a gunfight, are you crazy? Do not text and drive, you coud cause a typo
What you put up with you could end up with Don't climb the ladder of success wrong by wrong
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