Admontions, page 3

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Embrace not your past nor dwell there Don't major in minor things
Do not text and drive, you coud cause a typo It's better to let someone walk away than walk all over you
Don't reward yourself with food, you're not a dog Never insult the alligator until after you've crossed the river
Just cause you have one in your pants doesn't mean you have to act like one Don't let your pants say yoga if your butt says triple cheeseburger
Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy Don't climb the ladder of success wrong by wrong
Trust no one Don't say mean things about the illiterate. It's much safer to write those things
If you want someone in your life don't make them fight for a spot Don’t let them use your fear to control you
The best advice I can give you is don’t listen to mine If you can't love your kid don't have it cause it will grow up and kill us
Don’t take candy from a baby And above all don’t get into that baby’s van Better to forgive than to wear prison clothes
Stay humble or be humbled Don't worry about what I'm doing, worry about why you're worried about what I'm doing
Drinking and Pinterest projects do not mix If you want a queen, earn her (Cersei)
Don't eat like you hate yourself
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