Admontions, page 3
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Don't say ironic when you mean coincidental Don't let success go to your head or failure go to your heart
Think before you speak. Read before you think Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics
Stay humble or be humbled Don’t eat the rich they’re high in cholesterol
If at first you don't succeed, more caffeine! Drinking and Pinterest projects do not mix
Thou shalt not. -Mom 24:7 Beware advice which profits the advisor
Violence invalidates your argument Don’t take candy from a baby And above all don’t get into that baby’s van
Don't eat like you hate yourself Never insult the alligator until after you've crossed the river
Don’t dance like no one is watching when someone is watching Don’t follow the masses (asses)
When in doubt, shut up Don’t let them use your fear to control you
Be open minded but not so much your brains fall out Do not judge a person by what they have reaped, but by what they have sown
The best advice I can give you is don’t listen to mine If you want someone in your life don't make them fight for a spot
Your comfort zone could suffocate you Don’t wear Nikes to a Reebok job interview
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