Exhortations, page 3

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Put on your big girl panties and deal with it Comfort the disturbed. Disturb the comfortable
Choose thought Take my advice now, while I'm still young enough to know everything
Please put all criticisms in the form of a compliment Let's go do something stupid!
Make somebody happy. Mind your own business today Be kind, it confuses people
Smile, the government is watching Bark less, wag more
Sin. Repent. Repeat. Persuade or obey
If it ain't broke, break it If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em!
Think outside the sticker Wake me when it's Friday
Let's enjoy some meat Gimme your tots!
If there's something you don't want to do, call it Phase Two Obey
Believe what you want and shut the hell up Be silly
Stop judging me for judging you Think outside the box
Eat the rich Be fancy
Suck it up, champ Make poverty history
Listen like no one is singing Be yourself. Unless you suck
Kindness is contagious, so get the hell away from me Think or perish
Just hitch up your britches and deal with it! Report businesses that hire illegals: 866-347-2423
submit Nothing to see here, move along
Give peas a chance. Go vegetarian Be good, get good or goodbye
Be kind to strangers for one of them may be a psychotic killer ready to snap Ban Humans
Ignore the nonsense Always be yourself unless you're not, then don't
Brush my rock 'n' roll hair Dance like nobody's watching (They are though - and laughing)
Buy local Click here to be disappointed
Ask me about better living through denial Work hard, shop hard
Trample the wounded, hurdle the dead Blame my parents
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