Miscellanea, page 1

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There is no spoon Jesus loves you but I'm his favorite
There's an old proverb that says pretty much whatever you want it to Either you love bacon or you're wrong
Conformity is bliss I think it's time to consult the oracle
Some Fear An easy way to get out of jury duty is to be the defendant
When I suggested we become friends with benefits, I meant health insurance One good thing about Alzheimer's, you can hide your own Easter eggs
Reality is not on TV Frodo has left the shire
If I had a dollar for every time I had 75 cents, I would be Canada Semper Fi
Don't worry, I have a plan (I'll need a lunch tray and a badger) You don't scare me, I have teenagers
Chocolate understands What happens at band camp stays at band camp
We are all made of stars The lovers, the dreamers, and me
Insert witty phrase here This is not a dress rehearsal
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch If you were waiting for the opportune moment... that was it
Pink is the new black You are being watched
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye Jesus loves you ...just not in that way
NO ORDER. CHAOS. One nation, under educated
Your personal lucky number of the day This is a simulation
the Dude abibes The experiment requires that you continue
Lawn gnomes are evil Lipodiesel: America's homegrown energy solution
I will never let you out of my life, you know too much If 5-day weather forecasts were any good, they'd only give the weather every 5 days
Canada: America's hat To relieve stress, take a deep breath and hold it for 30 minutes
I thought the 21st century would have more beep boop sounds Portal to another dimension. Use with care.
College needs more fingerpainting No one reads bumper stickers
Prose before hoes Apathy not included
Pirates>Ninjas Ninjas>Pirates
Thinking of having kids? You can have mine! Your powers are useless here
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