Miscellanea, page 1

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There is no spoon Jesus loves you but I'm his favorite
There's an old proverb that says pretty much whatever you want it to Either you love bacon or you're wrong
Conformity is bliss Grammar Cop says: Your does not equal Yours
Some Fear (eyes peeking)
When I suggested we become friends with benefits, I meant health insurance One good thing about Alzheimer's, you can hide your own Easter eggs
Reality is not on TV You don't scare me, I have teenagers
Insert witty phrase here Semper Fi
This is not a dress rehearsal Chocolate understands
Don't worry, I have a plan (I'll need a lunch tray and a badger) What happens at band camp stays at band camp
Grammar Cop says: Irregardless is not a word One nation, under educated
If you were waiting for the opportune moment... that was it You are being watched
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch To relieve stress, take a deep breath and hold it for 30 minutes
It's all in your mind Lawn gnomes are evil
Lipodiesel: America's homegrown energy solution (face peering from hedge)
Thinking of having kids? You can have mine! If you feel sad for no reason, give it a minute, you'll think of one
the Dude abibes I thought the 21st century would have more beep boop sounds
Jesus loves you ...just not in that way It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye
The experiment requires that you continue Coexist superheroes
I will never let you out of my life, you know too much chevron
Canada: America's hat Your powers are useless here
(eyes peering) If nothing else works, a total refusal to face facts will see us through
Childhood obesity: one of our nation's most serious and cutest problems Grammar Cop says: Their≠There≠They're
Understanding. Acceptance. True Autism awareness Apathy not included
Pirates>Ninjas Ninjas>Pirates
(wide eyes staring) Prose before hoes
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