Miscellanea, page 1
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Reality is not on TV Money saving tip: Don't buy it!
Grammar Cop says: Your does not equal Yours Tea is liquid contentment
Mental not to self: Real notes work better Everything takes longer than you think
Chocolate understands I think it's time to consult the oracle
You don't scare me, I have teenagers Grammar Cop says: Who's does not equal Whose
Teachers do it for the outcome not the income What happens at grandma's house stays at grandma's house
There is no spoon I hear they're finally calling off the search for Waldo
Grammar Cop says: Irregardless is not a word When I suggested we become friends with benefits, I meant health insurance
When I was a kid we had nine planets To relieve stress, take a deep breath and hold it for 30 minutes
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear I saw that -Karma
May the odds be ever in your favor If 5-day weather forecasts were any good, they'd only give the weather every 5 days
What happens in the garage stays in the garage Grammar Cop says: Less does not equal fewer
Naysayers gonna say nay In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded
I'm better than the movie! The first draft of anything is shit -Ernest Hemingway
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you the Dude abibes
Grammar Cop says: Their≠There≠They're Bueller?
If I'm ever on life support, unplug me. Then plug me back in. See if that works Tomorrow: A mythical land where all chores are complete
Librarian: The original search engine Grammar Cop says: everyday ≠ every day
We are all made of stars The aroma of trouble has entered the vicinity
You are free to do as you are told "Made with love" means I licked the spoon and kept using it
Pretty sure lost socks come back as orphan tupperware lids Mistakes were made
Grammar Cop says: Than does not equal Then We're all here because we aren’t all there
Science. It’s like magic, but real The Great Words series: Cattywampus
Hello actions, meet consequences Paying for college should not be a debt sentence
We can make it look like an accident Grammar Cop says: Should have, not Should of
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