Miscellanea, page 1

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There is no spoon Jesus loves you but I'm his favorite
There's an old proverb that says pretty much whatever you want it to Either you love bacon or you're wrong
Conformity is bliss Grammar Cop says: Your does not equal Yours
Some Fear (eyes peeking)
When I suggested we become friends with benefits, I meant health insurance One good thing about Alzheimer's, you can hide your own Easter eggs
Reality is not on TV You don't scare me, I have teenagers
Insert witty phrase here Semper Fi
This is not a dress rehearsal Chocolate understands
Don't worry, I have a plan (I'll need a lunch tray and a badger) What happens at band camp stays at band camp
Grammar Cop says: Irregardless is not a word One nation, under educated
If you were waiting for the opportune moment... that was it You are being watched
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch To relieve stress, take a deep breath and hold it for 30 minutes
It's all in your mind It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye
Lipodiesel: America's homegrown energy solution Lawn gnomes are evil
If you feel sad for no reason, give it a minute, you'll think of one This is a simulation
the Dude abibes Portal to another dimension. Use with care.
Jesus loves you ...just not in that way Thinking of having kids? You can have mine!
The experiment requires that you continue (face peering from hedge)
I will never let you out of my life, you know too much Coexist superheroes
Canada: America's hat Your powers are useless here
I thought the 21st century would have more beep boop sounds If nothing else works, a total refusal to face facts will see us through
Childhood obesity: one of our nation's most serious and cutest problems Grammar Cop says: Their≠There≠They're
Understanding. Acceptance. True Autism awareness Apathy not included
Pirates>Ninjas Ninjas>Pirates
Prose before hoes chevron
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