Miscellanea, page 3

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What happens at grandma's house stays at grandma's house Grammar Cop says: Who's does not equal Whose
This is a simulation When I was a kid we had nine planets
I saw that -Karma Magic has to be believed to be seen
(line drawing face) If 5-day weather forecasts were any good, they'd only give the weather every 5 days
Hands make a house Hearts make it a home
In America if you work hard and sacrifice you can make big corporate CEOs very rich Everybody's wrong
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then, hey, free eyeball! It's only a dream
Grammar Cop says: Apart does not equal A part Science, now in verb!
That's a terrible idea, what time? May the odds be ever in your favor
Money saving tip: Don't buy it! If I'm ever on life support, don't unplug me before I'm a size 4
Don't believe astrology? Then find me one Leo that likes getting punched in the face Drumline kicks brass
Initiate robot uprising: OK  Cancel Grammar Cop says: Literally does not equal Figuratively
Tea is liquid contentment This sticker changes nothing
That's flattering, Smokey, but I'm hardly the ONLY one who can prevent forest fires (faces)
(wide eyes staring) Comfy Clothes, Messy Bun, Coffee On, Get It Done
In my defense, what did you expect? With a gun, a man can rob a bank. With a bank, a man can rob everyone
An easy way to get out of jury duty is to be the defendant If Mondays were shoes they'd be crocs
If they can get you asking the wrong questions they don't have to worry about the answers. -Thomas Pynchon Hype always prevails
Know that feeling when your heart skips a beat? That’s arrhythmia. Go see a doctor Same as it ever was
Evolution: So easy, a caveman could do it I'm better than the movie!
emoticon shrug Like mom always said to me… What the hell is wrong with you?!
The brand new emotion we're all feeling: Done Grammar Cop says: Lose does not equal Loose
Life Hack: Turn your regular license plate into a vanity plate by naming your child after it (cartoon eyes peeking)
My Yoda Sticker this is The worst STD is KIDS
Good things will happen Not to you, maybe, but they’ll happen I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear -Martin Luther King, Jr.
(circuit board) Charge here (USB port)
An almond doesn't lactate These be crazy times
Grammar Cop says: Punctuation matters! I like cooking my family and my pets Nothing to see here. Go about your business
The most beautiful thing in the world cannot be touched or even seen according to this restraining order Pretty sure lost socks come back as orphan tupperware lids
Think of a number between 1 and 10. Now think of why you do everything you’re told (Sunrise over mountain)
(mannequin heads) Someone’s therapist knows all about you
The future has been postponed You don’t wash your hands, they wash each other
George H.W. Bush 1924-2018 Mental Health tip: Stand up. Stretch. Walk. Go to airport. Get on plane. Never return.
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