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I find your lack of grammar disturbing (Darth Vader) Grammar Cop says: Alot ≠ A Lot ≠ Allot
Dear Karma, I have a list We can make it look like an accident
Insurance is a thing we buy and hope we’re wasting our money The Great Words series: Blurb
Grammar Cop says: in to does not equal into Being your friend is like riding in a roller coaster with loose wheels
"Made with love" means I licked the spoon and kept using it Life Hack: Turn your regular license plate into a vanity plate by naming your child after it
If you find a sleeping vampire, draw on its face. It won’t ever know Impossible Job: Narrator of documentary about Morgan Freeman
(gremlin eyes peeking) Today at exactly 9:42 pm it will be the only occurrence of that moment ever
The Great Words series: Flummox My imaginary friend says you need a psychiatrist
Heroes don’t wear capes they wear scrubs Grammar Cop says: Too does not equal To
Paying for college should not be a debt sentence Cooking together is not romantic it’s congested
We say book club. Coven is so misunderstood You are free to do as you are told
A writer is someone for whom writing is more difficult than for other people. –Thomas Mann Librarian: The original search engine
Grammar Cop says: verbal does not equal oral Replace your morning coffee with green tea and lose up to 84% of your will to get up!
There are times when everything will go well. But don’t let it scare you Dad, Joke, Magic
"I mean" is the new "ya know” Hello actions, meet consequences
Guess who finished their to-do list! Not me, but congrats to whoever Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists -John Kenneth Galbraith
The Great Words series: Snorkle The real you is how you act when you walk into a spider web
Wish I listened to my mother when I was young. Maybe she said somehting important Grammar Cop says: Should have, not Should of
The real heroes are elastic waistbands The H in GHOST is there as an example
Pro Tip: To be photogenic in pictures - be very good looking Mood Hats: More visible than mood rings
If you need me I’ll be in the garage 200 pounds on earth weighs just 76 pounds on Mars. I’m on the wrong planet
Theiyr’re I don’t fully understand your kind of crazy but I do admire it
(wild eyes peeking) Without data you’re just a guess distributor
Grammar Police - to correct and serve It's amazing how well you can do when you know someone believes in you
It is what it is What happens at band camp stays at band camp
Public schools fail to teach critical thinking and now we see the price Nevermind. You wouldn’t understand (audio cassette)
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