Miscellanea, page 3

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Mental not to self: Real notes work better Grammar Cop says: Who's does not equal Whose
No! They’re not “life hacks” they’re just household tips zombies>pirates+ninjas
Hands make a house Hearts make it a home Magic has to be believed to be seen
(line drawing face) Tip for hipsters: Never mind, you're too cool to need tips
# There are two kinds of people. Those who see a hashtag and those who see a pound sign What happens at grandma's house stays at grandma's house
You can't breathe while sticking out your tongue. Put your tongue back in, you look dopey That's a terrible idea, what time?
It's only a dream Want to be somebody? Good news, you already are!
Grammar Cop says: Apart does not equal A part Science, now in verb!
When I was a kid we had nine planets
Everybody's wrong In America if you work hard and sacrifice you can make big corporate CEOs very rich
Don't believe astrology? Then find me one Leo that likes getting punched in the face If I'm ever on life support, don't unplug me before I'm a size 4
May the odds be ever in your favor Drumline kicks brass
I saw that -Karma
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then, hey, free eyeball! Hype always prevails
Money saving tip: Don't buy it! That's flattering, Smokey, but I'm hardly the ONLY one who can prevent forest fires
Tea is liquid contentment This sticker changes nothing
Grammar Cop says: Literally does not equal Figuratively It's all in your mind
If Mondays were shoes they'd be crocs (faces)
Comfy Clothes, Messy Bun, Coffee On, Get It Done Same as it ever was
(eyes peeking) I'm better than the movie!
I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear -Martin Luther King, Jr. Evolution: So easy, a caveman could do it
In my defense, what did you expect? With a gun, a man can rob a bank. With a bank, a man can rob everyone
Charge here (USB port) These be crazy times
The brand new emotion we're all feeling: Done eyes peeking
My Yoda Sticker this is Like mom always said to me… What the hell is wrong with you?!
If they can get you asking the wrong questions they don't have to worry about the answers. -Thomas Pynchon Grammar Cop says: Lose does not equal Loose
emoticon shrug The future has been postponed
Know that feeling when your heart skips a beat? That’s arrhythmia. Go see a doctor Barbara Bush 1925–2018
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