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That's a terrible idea, what time? Grammar Cop says: Lose does not equal Loose
Money saving tip: Don't buy it! If 5-day weather forecasts were any good, they'd only give the weather every 5 days
(line drawing face) Science, now in verb!
In America if you work hard and sacrifice you can make big corporate CEOs very rich zombies>pirates+ninjas
If Mondays were shoes they'd be crocs If I'm ever on life support, don't unplug me before I'm a size 4
The universe doesn't divide time into days. It doesn't even divide it into time
Grammar Cop says: Alot ≠ A Lot ≠ Allot In my defense, what did you expect?
The most beautiful thing in the world cannot be touched or even seen according to this restraining order (eye peeking)
Portal to another dimension. Use with care. Like mom always said to me… What the hell is wrong with you?!
Life Hack: Turn your regular license plate into a vanity plate by naming your child after it May the odds be ever in your favor
Tea is liquid contentment Grammar Cop says: shoo-in, not shoe-in
Good things will happen Not to you, maybe, but they’ll happen (circuit board)
With a gun, a man can rob a bank. With a bank, a man can rob everyone I'm better than the movie!
Librarian: The original search engine Same as it ever was
Know that feeling when your heart skips a beat? That’s arrhythmia. Go see a doctor (cartoon eyes peeking)
If you’re happy and you know it, you’re self aware Evolution: So easy, a caveman could do it
Grammar Cop says: in to does not equal into Charge here (USB port)
The brand new emotion we're all feeling: Done If they can get you asking the wrong questions they don't have to worry about the answers. -Thomas Pynchon
Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like your opinion, man (Lebowski) My daily step count would be a lot higher if it included all the steps I take looking for my phone
The Great Words series: Schnitzel I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear -Martin Luther King, Jr.
If you keep buying more stuff to hold your stuff you have too much stuff Silently correcting your grammar
The future has been postponed My Yoda Sticker this is
Pretty sure lost socks come back as orphan tupperware lids Don’t call it hot sauce. It wants to be considered intelligent sauce
You don’t wash your hands, they wash each other Nothing to see here. Go about your business
emoticon shrug Think of a number between 1 and 10. Now think of why you do everything you’re told
(Sunrise over mountain) Grammar Cop says: verbal does not equal oral
If you took the plastic bottles in landfills and laid them all end-to-end you’d be able to keep putting off that thing you’re avoiding Someone’s therapist knows all about you
Mistakes were made Drunk with power: bad.  Drunk with power tools: very bad
(mannequin heads) Sorry we ruined everything -Boomers
May all your weeds have shallow roots I find your lack of grammar disturbing (Darth Vader)
The worst STD is KIDS Mental Health tip: Stand up. Stretch. Walk. Go to airport. Get on plane. Never return.
(Five 40s teenagers) Naysayers gonna say nay
Each day is a %&@$ gift! F-bomb
The Great Words series: Kerfuffle (eyes drooping)
Grammar Cop says: Apostrophe’s are not for plural’s These be crazy times
1 out of 5 doctors disagree Comfy Clothes, Messy Bun, Coffee On, Get It Done
To all who work on the front lines, Thank You Leaving me a voicemail is like taping a note to a door I don’t use
Science is not a conspiracy Leadership is all about give and take. Good leaders give the credit and take the blame
Little Richard 1932-2020 The good thing about this is, by the time you realize it says nothing, it’s over
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