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That's a terrible idea, what time? Grammar Cop says: Lose does not equal Loose
(line drawing face) zombies>pirates+ninjas
In my defense, what did you expect? In America if you work hard and sacrifice you can make big corporate CEOs very rich
Good things will happen Not to you, maybe, but they’ll happen If Mondays were shoes they'd be crocs
(circuit board) Like mom always said to me… What the hell is wrong with you?!
Same as it ever was (eye peeking)
Grammar Cop says: Alot ≠ A Lot ≠ Allot If you’re happy and you know it, you’re self aware
The most beautiful thing in the world cannot be touched or even seen according to this restraining order Life Hack: Turn your regular license plate into a vanity plate by naming your child after it
Portal to another dimension. Use with care. May the odds be ever in your favor
The future has been postponed The Great Words series: Kerfuffle
I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear -Martin Luther King, Jr. Grammar Cop says: shoo-in, not shoe-in
Tea is liquid contentment The brand new emotion we're all feeling: Done
With a gun, a man can rob a bank. With a bank, a man can rob everyone If they can get you asking the wrong questions they don't have to worry about the answers. -Thomas Pynchon
I'm better than the movie! Charge here (USB port)
Know that feeling when your heart skips a beat? That’s arrhythmia. Go see a doctor (cartoon eyes peeking)
You don’t wash your hands, they wash each other Silently correcting your grammar
Grammar Cop says: in to does not equal into Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like your opinion, man (Lebowski)
Mental Health tip: Stand up. Stretch. Walk. Go to airport. Get on plane. Never return. If you took the plastic bottles in landfills and laid them all end-to-end you’d be able to keep putting off that thing you’re avoiding
Nothing to see here. Go about your business Someone’s therapist knows all about you
Pretty sure lost socks come back as orphan tupperware lids If you keep buying more stuff to hold your stuff you have too much stuff
Drunk with power: bad.  Drunk with power tools: very bad My Yoda Sticker this is
These be crazy times The Great Words series: Flabbergast
(Sunrise over mountain) May all your weeds have shallow roots
Think of a number between 1 and 10. Now think of why you do everything you’re told Mistakes were made
Each day is a %&@$ gift! The worst STD is KIDS
1 out of 5 doctors disagree Grammar Cop says: verbal does not equal oral
Naysayers gonna say nay F-bomb
Leadership is all about give and take. Good leaders give the credit and take the blame I find your lack of grammar disturbing (Darth Vader)
(eyes drooping) Timid won’t do
Sorry we ruined everything -Boomers Science is not a conspiracy
emoticon shrug The Great Words series: Thwart
Grammar Cop says: Apostrophe’s are not for plural’s What book made you cry as a teenager? For me it was Algebra II
Comfy Clothes, Messy Bun, Coffee On, Get It Done If you read only one bumpersticker this year sorry it was this one
Leaving me a voicemail is like taping a note to a door I don’t use orange eyes
There is no spoon (fork) That's not a chip on my shoulder, that's your foot on my neck -Malcolm X
Libraries: Yesterday's Internet The good thing about this is, by the time you realize it says nothing, it’s over
Heroes don’t wear capes they wear scrubs Grammar Cop says: Too does not equal To
2020 The longest, shortest, fastest, slowest year The Great Words series: Pumpernickel
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