Miscellanea, page 2

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Grammar Cop says: Than does not equal Then If 5-day weather forecasts were any good, they'd only give the weather every 5 days
What happens in the garage stays in the garage (eyes)
If Mondays were shoes they'd be crocs Mental not to self: Real notes work better
With great power comes great responsibility (Spiderman) Grammar Cop says: everyday ≠ every day
The first draft of anything is shit  -Ernest Hemingway You are an inspiration to me for all the wrong reasons
I hear they're finally calling off the search for Waldo When I was a kid we had nine planets
Grammar Cop says: Who's does not equal Whose The beginning is near
Each day is a %&@$ gift! If you’re happy and you know it, you’re self aware
In my defense, what did you expect? The Great Words series: Schnitzel
Repair kit (duct tape) Mistakes were made
Wistful thought: Hemingway on Twitter emoticon shrug
May all your weeds have shallow roots If they can get you asking the wrong questions they don't have to worry about the answers. -Thomas Pynchon
Dad jokes? I think you mean rad jokes No! They’re not “life hacks” they’re just household tips
# There are two kinds of people. Those who see a hashtag and those who see a pound sign The Great Words series: Kerfuffle
Prozac Lipstick: Lets you look great and feel great That's a terrible idea, what time?
My daily step count would be a lot higher if it included all the steps I take looking for my phone Grammar Cop says: its does not equal it's
(cartoon eyes peeking) Pretty sure lost socks come back as orphan tupperware lids
If you keep buying more stuff to hold your stuff you have too much stuff (zipper)
Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like your opinion, man (Lebowski) Someone’s therapist knows all about you
You don’t wash your hands, they wash each other My Yoda Sticker this is
Grammar Cop says: Apart does not equal A part If you took the plastic bottles in landfills and laid them all end-to-end you’d be able to keep putting off that thing you’re avoiding
Mental Health tip: Stand up. Stretch. Walk. Go to airport. Get on plane. Never return. Libraries: Yesterday's Internet
Timid won’t do I pay my taxes. Your move, billionaires
The Great Words series: Flabbergast Like mom always said to me… What the hell is wrong with you?!
Leaving me a voicemail is like taping a note to a door I don’t use Grammar Cop says: Lose does not equal Loose
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