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Things could be worse, this could be in Comic Sans In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded
We do what we must because we can I think it's time to consult the oracle
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you Grammar Cop says: Than does not equal Then
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear Initiate robot uprising: OK  Cancel
None of it is true My other car is a Tardis
Feel free to feel free Happy Birthday. In lieu of a gift, I got you these 10,000 brightly colored pixels. Enjoy.
The 4 building blocks of the universe: fire, water, gravel, vinyl Nostradamus predicted this Sticker
We are all made of stars (Bacon)
We are all ghosts Deep Anagram #8 Listen Silent
(Green eyes peeking) Magic happens
Evolution is a theory. You know, like gravity The first draft of anything is shit  -Ernest Hemingway
Hey, babies! Everything's not that fascinating! The cake is a lie
I've decided I'll be cremated most likely after one of my home electrical repairs Grammar Cop says: Less does not equal fewer
None of this is real The universe doesn't divide time into days. It doesn't even divide it into time
Before having kids couples should be required to own a series of pets until they can prove they're too old to have kids (eyes)
Teachers do it for the outcome not the income r > g
The beginning is near The book was better.
If I'm ever on life support, unplug me. Then plug me back in. See if that works Stores would lose less business to online retailers if they just let us drink wine while we shop
My assumptions about you are based on your assumptions about me I hear they're finally calling off the search for Waldo
Grammar Cop says: everyday ≠ every day You are an inspiration to me for all the wrong reasons
Pro Tip: Limit yourself to two slices of pizza, dut the pie in half What happens in the garage stays in the garage
iTired:  There's a nap for that With great power comes great responsibility (Spiderman)
Hard time demand furious dancing Look at me still talking when there's science to do
(eyes peeking) Not tonight, I'm reading
I think bed companies have way overestimated how many kings and queens live in the world Librarian: The original search engine
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