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Joyeux Noël Please check one: Naughty. Nice. Tried My Best
Bill Murray Christmas I hated spending New Yer's Eve trying to figure out where to spend New Year's Eve
Getting Christmas Day off is the new Christmas bonus Secret Santa is a way to turn $20 into disappointment
Hands off my latkes!! If your Christmas tree is still up in February, you're lazy. If it's still up in May, you're an artist
If Santa ever saw Facebook the only present he’d bring most of you is a dictionary I know it’s time to start thinking about Christmas shopping when I see ads for last-minute gift ideas
My new year’s resolutions are a list of improvements my friends should make You better watch out (Santa)
Peace (Hannukah candles) This is my favorite time of the year to not like
Do I still have time to edit last year’s New Year’s resolution? Bah, humbug
Hope I don't get what I got last Christmas... fat All I want for Christmas is a couple of retweets
The hard part of Secret Santa is being sure not to regift something from last year's Secret Santa A Hanukkah miracle would be me being sure how to spell Hanukkah
Ho!. Season's Greetings The Anti-Redundancy Society If there's a war on Christmas, Halloween and Thankgiving lost
Instead of a New Year's resolution just get your act together in general Christmas gifts are how loved ones show how little they understand each other
I put so much thought into Christmas shopping it's now too late to do it FESTIVUS! Because they ruined all the other holidays
(Santa) The Hanukkah miracle now would be a 5% phone battery that lasts 8 days
Here’s to a new year full of all the things we’ll have no control over Christmas calories don’t count
Buon Natale FA (LA)8
Merry Christmas to all those who think this should say Happy Holidays Happy Holidays to all those who think this should say Merry Christmas
Tell me what you want what you really really want - Santa It just wouldn’t be Christmas without Saturnalia. wreaths, candles, gift-giving
Pets are for life, not just for Christmas Mistletoe is a gateway plant
I start putting off my Christmas shopping earlier every year Merry everything Happy Always
Holiday office parties: Where fun is work work I'm only a morning person on December 25th
My New Year’s resolution will probably stay at 1080 I sleigh (Santa)
My spirit animal is the Grinch Siri, wrap the presents
Happy New Year to all who work at Return & Exchange counters Does Santa only hear from you when you want something?
Dear Santa, I was framed It's beginning to cost a lot like Christmas
Wishing you a happy whatever doesn’t offend you! Dear Santa, why so judgmental?
Christmas, when we try to make up for the past with the present I can’t make a new year’s resolution, my last one hasn’t kicked in yet
Happy HANukkah (Han Solo) Festivus for the rest of us, December 23rd
Christmas is coming, practice your It’s-just-what-I-wanted face White Christmas. Still OK, or no?
Happy Solstice Secret Santa would be way more fun if we didn’t do it
Claustrophobia (Santa in chimney) Rudolph is my spirit animal
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