Admontions
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Never base a permanent decision on a temporary feeling If you can't take the heat, don't annoy the dragon
Don't believe everything you think. Never ruin an apology with an excuse
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room. -Winston Churchill Remember: Pillage, then burn
Don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good Assume nothing
Don't drink and derive. Alcohol and calculus don't mix Love your neighbors, but don't pull down the fence -Chinese proverb
Never hang your hat higher than you can reach -Creole proverb If all else fails read the directions
Before giving anyone a piece of you mind be sure you have enough to spare Distrust all in whom the impulse to punish is powerful -Nietzsche
Never judge a girl by her bumper sticker Everything in moderation. Including moderation.
Don't make up your mind until you have to Don't expect everyone to have the same heart as you
Don't judge me based on your ignorance
 Never fetch water downstream from the herd
Beware a man of one book -English proverb Lead us not into temptation unless you know a shortcut
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things Your Brain. Don't leave home without it
Do not taunt the happy fun ball Don't lie to kids
Don't die wondering IF ALL ELSE FAILS USE A BIGGER HAMMER
Don't rub the lamp unless you're ready for the genie Don't take candy from strangers unless they offer you a ride
Friends don't let friends dial drunk If at first you don't succeed, more caffeine!
Never moon a werewolf Never test the depth of the water with both feet
Never cut what you can untie Don't let your pants say yoga if your butt says triple cheeseburger
If all else fails stop using all else Talk only if you can improve on the silence
Don't make up your mind until you have one Never let your mother brush your hair when she's mad at your father
Embrace not your past nor dwell there Never go to bed angry. Stay up and plot your revenge
Don't ask the barber whether you need a haircut Beware of Dogma
When in trouble, delegate Don't put your money where your mouth is, that's unsanitary
Never miss a good chance to shut up Never cater to crazy. Crazy is never satisfied
Don't drink to drown your sorrow. Sorrow knows how to swim. Don't get so concerned with raising a good kid that you forget you already have one
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