Admontions, page 2
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Never underestimate a mother's ability to figure stuff out Don't confuse honesty with a lack of opportunity to steal something big
Don't say always, don't say never Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more
You don't have to attend every argument you're invited to Don't over think
Friends don't let friends shop drunk Let the sermon finish before you cook the missionary
Don't let school interfere with your education Don't force it
Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it When waiting for your ship to come in, don't be at the airport
Don't kid yourself Accept no substitutes
Don't eat your soul to fill your belly Harm none
Be not inhospitable to strangers lest they be angels in disguise If all else fails... more duct tape!
Don't be hatin' Never interrupt your adversary when he is making a mistake
When choosing a path in life try to avoid the psychopaths The best way to avoid being disillusioned is to avoid illusions
Don't major in minor things Never underestimatew the value of running away
It's better to let someone walk away than walk all over you Better to forgive than to wear prison clothes
Don't expect Never kiss opportunity with a dirty mouth -Russian proverb
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth Drinking and Pinterest projects do not mix
Don't say ironic when you mean coincidental Don't climb the ladder of success wrong by wrong
Never go to a young doctor or an old barber Beware the fury of a patient man
Let's never err on the side of caution Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy
Don't reward yourself with food, you're not a dog Never make someone your priority when you are merely their option
Never have a heart attach while playing charades If you want someone in your life don't make them fight for a spot
If it involves a meatloaf and a plunger, don't do it Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to be one
Don't say mean things about the illiterate. It's much safer to write those things Do not text and drive, you coud cause a typo
Trust no one Don’t take candy from a baby And above all don’t get into that baby’s van
Don't judge a book by its movie Don't let your search for something blind you to finding something better
Don't test my patience. I'm nice, not stupid. Nice has its limits Don’t follow the masses (asses)
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