Admontions, page 3

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Don't let your pants say yoga if your butt says triple cheeseburger Don't major in minor things
Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy It's better to let someone walk away than walk all over you
Don't reward yourself with food, you're not a dog Trust no one
Just cause you have one in your pants doesn't mean you have to act like one Do not text and drive, you coud cause a typo
Never insult the alligator until after you've crossed the river Don't climb the ladder of success wrong by wrong
If you can't love your kid don't have it cause it will grow up and kill us Don't say mean things about the illiterate. It's much safer to write those things
If you want someone in your life don't make them fight for a spot Stay humble or be humbled
Better to forgive than to wear prison clothes Don't let success go to your head or failure go to your heart
Don’t take candy from a baby And above all don’t get into that baby’s van The best advice I can give you is don’t listen to mine
Don't eat like you hate yourself Thou shalt not. -Mom 24:7
If you want a queen, earn her (Cersei) Beware advice which profits the advisor
Drinking and Pinterest projects do not mix Do not judge a person by what they have reaped, but by what they have sown
Don’t let them use your fear to control you Don’t dance like no one is watching when someone is watching
When in doubt, mumble Think before you speak. Read before you think
Don’t eat the rich they’re high in cholesterol
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