Attitude, page 1

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Let me drop everything and work on your problem I couldn't decide which bumper sticker to get, so pretend this is the one that annoys you most
In memory of when I cared
It matters not if you win or lose, it only matters that I win
Failure to plan on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part If you can't take a joke, TAKE A HIKE
My opinions may have changed but not the fact that I am right Do I look like a freakin' people person?
If you're happy and you know it please just shut up about it FYI, you have the right to remain silent even when not being arrested
I didn't come to help I came to mock (Sheldon) You are very close to exceeding the limits of my medication
I'm trying to see things your way, but I can't get my head up my butt not amused
I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce I know CRAZY and I'm not afraid to use it
Sure, it's easy to point out my faults but it's harder to just shut up! Some people can't laugh at themselves; that's where I come in
EVERYONE is entitled to my OPINION Your parents must be very disappointed
It's called karma and it's pronounced hahaha I don't answer private numbers or any numbers don't call me
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted I have my faults but being wrong isn't one of them
I can explain it for you but I can't understand it for you I'm not here to make friends
Revenge is such an ugly word. I prefer 'Returning the Favor' Don't assume I care
It is not my job to blow sunshine up your butt Sarcasm; it's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it
Stop Global Whining Remember when I asked for your opinion? Neither do I
I'm ready to listen are you ready to think? Your inadequate grammar is something up with which I can no longer put
What I lack in tactfulness I make up for in sarcasm Hey, trainwreck, this station is closed
Maybe I don't know what I'm talking about but you don't know what I'm talking about either Have a nice day! ...somewhere else
Enough sarcasm and profanity and you can deal with anybody Even if you persuade me, you will not persuade me. -Aristophanes
I'm generally pleasant to people. Your results may vary I'm just going to pretend you're a user agreement and ignore you
Let me get back to you when I give a damn Don't cry because it's over, just shut up about it already
All I know is one of us is right and the other one is you I'm having a nice day, don't screw it up
Would your inner child like to grow the hell up, please? Can you not?
Sorry, it's not my day to care It's call Buzz Off and you'll find it right over there
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