Attitude, page 1

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FYI, you have the right to remain silent even when not being arrested It's call Buzz Off and you'll find it right over there
not amused Not a people pleaser
What I lack in tactfulness I make up for in sarcasm I'm trying to see things your way, but I can't get my head up my butt
Oh look, only 2,852,677 more days till I start caring what you think Just be glad I'm not twins
In memory of when I cared I'm not laughing on the inside either
pretending to be interested I'm just going to pretend you're a user agreement and ignore you
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted It's cute that you think I care
I can explain it for you but I can't understand it for you I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce
Some people can't laugh at themselves; that's where I come in Sorry, it's not my day to care
Revenge is such an ugly word. I prefer 'Returning the Favor' I find your illogical arguments curious. -Mr. Spock
I have my faults but being wrong isn't one of them I'm generally pleasant to people. Your results may vary
Failure to plan on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part Can you not?
I'm ready to listen are you ready to think? I couldn't decide which bumper sticker to get, so pretend this is the one that annoys you most
If you can't take a joke, TAKE A HIKE I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter
Don't assume I care I get paid to be nice at work Don't be looking for freebies
I don't care. And I can't seem to find my way around that Have a nice day! ...somewhere else
There's someone for everyone. For you, I recommend a psychiatrist It's called karma and it's pronounced hahaha
Sarcasm; it's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it You are very close to exceeding the limits of my medication
I'm having a nice day, don't screw it up All I know is one of us is right and the other one is you
I'm not too old, you're music just sucks Would your inner child like to grow the hell up, please?
EVERYONE is entitled to my OPINION My strategy for dealing with you is to play dead
Not now, but soon -Stewie Stop Global Whining
Someone out there cares  Not me, but someone. Maybe. Lactose is the least of the things I don't tolerate
My way, highway I'm fluent in 3 languages: English, Sarcasm and Profanity
Let me drop everything and work on your problem Remember when I asked for your opinion? Neither do I
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