The Big Question, page 1
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Why do bad decisions become such good stories? When no one trusts, does it matter that everyone lies?
Are we having fun yet? Can we ever truly know when our philosophy assignment is due?
If someone steals my identity they have to pay off my college loans, right? Why is the Miss Universe winner always from Earth?
Knowing how people look when they wake up, who decided to call it Beauty Sleep? Am I self centered or is it just me?
Who started this never-ending war between rock, paper and scissors? I wonder if I'll ever learn that I never learn?
Shouldn't it be spelled Fonetic? what would Gandalf do?
Since when do I need a reason? What's the right age to tell a highway it's adopted?
Have you tried turning it off and turning it back on? Am I living happily ever after yet?
Sarcastic? Moi? What would Descartes doubt?
Why do people pay to go to a gym when it's free to not do that? Why can't a chicken cross the road without its motive being questioned?
Exercise may add time to my life, but moe time than I'd waste exercizing? Who are you to tell me to question authority?!
If matter is mostly composed of empty space, what explains heavy things? What has two eyes, hates riddles, and is me?
If we're not supposed to wait to the last minute what's it there for? Running out of patience counts as exercise, right?
Saturday has a morning? What Would Flying Spaghetti Monster Do?
Really? Everybody was kung fu fighting? Shouldn't it be called Obsessive Compulsive Order?
Why is there never time to do it right but always time to do it over? What wine goes best with despair?
Sorry, what was the part after "Listen carefully"? Why be normal?
What makes you think I'm Canadian, eh? Has anyone seen Waldo? I'm starting to get worried
Reality: Whose brilliant idea was that? And how does that make you feel?
Would your inner child like to come out and play with my inner child? If you were shipwrecked on an island with only one other person how would you cook them?
WWBD What Would Buddha Do? If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
How am I supposed to love my enemies when I can barely stand my friends? Is there ever a bad time for pudding?
Do you know what would make me happy? Seriously, I'm trying to find out Why do you think they call it programming?
What would Scooby Doo? Do people who pay for college know that Google and Wikipedia are free?
Safe? ...or Sorry? Which is the fun one? I hate to spread rumors but what else can one do with them?
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