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Sorry, what was the part after "Listen carefully"? Is the S or the C silent in SCENT?
What would Scooby Doo? got purpose?
Has anyone seen Waldo? I'm starting to get worried How am I supposed to love my enemies when I can barely stand my friends?
Would your inner child like to come out and play with my inner child? Are we having fun yet?
Really, what's the worst that could happen? If matter is mostly composed of empty space, what explains heavy things?
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? Why do bad decisions become such good stories?
How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh, it's an obscure number you've probably never heard of What would Ripley do?
Am I the last sane person here? What's stopping you?
Why do you think they call it programming? How did bat excrement become the measure for how crazy someone is?
What Would Flying Spaghetti Monster Do? Am I self centered or is it just me?
And how does that make you feel? I hate to spread rumors but what else can one do with them?
If we are only supposed to behave why are there so many other options? Who decided that a small anything is fun size?
got angst? Why is there never time to do it right but always time to do it over?
What's the right age to tell a highway it's adopted? Do you know what would make me happy? Seriously, I'm trying to find out
How bad does it have to get before you do something? What would Dilbert do?
Anybody know where that village is that will help me raise my children? If someone steals my identity they have to pay off my college loans, right?
Why does a phone ring so short when you run to answer it and so long when you ignore it? Since when do I need a reason?
Why do I have to take English class? I'm never going to England. How many words a picture is worth in today's words?
Welcome to the Dark Side. Are you here for the cookies? Why do psychics have to ask your name?
Synonym is an antonym for antonym, so why isn’t antonym a synonym for synonym? Who started this never-ending war between rock, paper and scissors?
We decided to not have children Anybody know where we return these? If you won't listen to reason how about a lame excuse?
Why can't cameras and mirrors just agree on what I look like? Is this what free time feels like or am I forgetting to do something?
If less is more is nothing everything? How do they get chicken to taste like so many other things?
I paused my game for this? How long is all this supposed to last?
Why do they call it a Swiss Army Knife? It’s only about 9% knife Running late counts as exercise, right?
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