The Big Question page 2
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Welcome to the Dark Side. Are you here for the cookies? Why do I have to take English class? I'm never going to England.
What’s that noise? Why can't cameras and mirrors just agree on what I look like?
If less is more is nothing everything? We decided to not have children Anybody know where we return these?
Why does my brain play so many songs I don’t care for? Are they bad habits if I like them?
I paused my game for this? Is this what free time feels like or am I forgetting to do something?
Synonym is an antonym for antonym, so why isn’t antonym a synonym for synonym? Is this real life?
Running late counts as exercise, right? If we are only supposed to behave why are there so many other options?
Why do they call it a Swiss Army Knife? It’s only about 9% knife How many words a picture is worth in today's words?
Why do I only have suicidal houseplants? How did bat excrement become the measure for how crazy someone is?
If money can’t buy happiness what am I supposed to buy it with?! Is this really happening?
If you won't listen to reason how about a lame excuse? Shouldn’t employers have to wash hands, too?
Can I go now? Is it ironic to misuse the word ironic?
Have you accepted cheeses into your life? If it’s mo money, mo problems why isn’t it no money, no problems?
How do they get chicken to taste like so many other things? What if I don't want to get a life?
How long is all this supposed to last? Why am I always the one people turn to for money I owe them?
Do shepherds fall asleep when they count their flock? Is the S or the C silent in SCENT?
got angst? Why do psychics have to ask your name?
Who are these kids? And why are they calling me mom? How much longer are all the other planets going to boycott the Miss Universe pageant?
Wait, what am I supposed to be doing? Lab safety? …or super powers?
Why can’t my bed be as comfortable when I try to sleep as it is when I need to wake up Sure, abs are great but have you tried donuts?
When you take a photo of another person why isn’t it called an Otherie? Why does the one who snores always fall asleep first?
Seem to anyone else that we’re way behind on rickrolling people? Where my knittas at? (yarn and knitting needles)
If quitters never win why are we told to quit while we’re ahead? Who is Pete? And why do we do so much for his sake?
Shouldn’t carotene be out of beta by now? This was free so why not?
Running away from problems burns calories, right? By offensive, you mean funny, right?
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