The Big Question page 3

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Why don't psychics win every lottery? Does dark have a speed, too?
Anybody have directions to that village that’s gonna help raise my children? I drank what? -Socrates
If I don’t overthink this who will?! But why?
In my defense, what did you expect? Why is it easiest to fall asleep when you want to stay awake?
How many times do I have to repeat myself? -History Why do people turn to crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest?
I always click “I accept.” So when are they gonna send me those cookies? Am I the last sane person here?
I came, I saw… wait, what did I come in here for? Why can’t everything be as easy as getting fat?
Do they think the other planets are flat too? Why does the word queue need those last 4 letters?
Why hasn’t my whining fixed the problem yet? Tell me, where is this bright side you speak of?
Have you tried swearing? Maybe that will help I’m against protesting but how can I show it?
Why am I the one who always has to babysit my mom’s grandkids? Where did all the fun go?
Speech-recognition technology is great! Can I get it installed on my kids? Guess what? (chicken butt)
Really, what's the worst that could happen?
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