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Warning: Karma is watching On advice of legal counsel, this sticker contains no message
Sarcasm: Now served all day! Unattended children will be sold to the circus
NSFW Slow Thinkers Keep Right
NO TRESPASSING 10% battery life
Warning: May be hazardous to humans and domestic animals Free shrugs
In case of emergency, good luck 9178 consecutive days without using algebra
Sorry, this isn't supposed to be here. Please stop reading. End of the line
No dumping You are here *
Buy American (Made in China) Vintage
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Destiny This space accidentally left blank
National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support baked not fried
No mimes! Instructions: lather, rinse, repeat
Your message here EXIT
May contain nuts Actual size
Perishable Back in 10 minutes
DANGER HIGH VOLTAGE slippery when wet
No Swashbuckling Psychiatric Hospital. Warning: May contain nuts
This space left intentionally blank Caution: Impending doom
Certified: Bedbug free Batteries not included
This is not a good sign (BAD) No crybabies!
Attention zombies: this human contains no brains Unattended children will be given espresso and a free kitten
Biohazard Avoid eye contact
Karma Cafe No menus You'll get what you deserve This is what passes for an ironic bumper sticker these days
No parking Not for sale
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