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Age is a high price to pay for maturity It's not length of life, but depth of life. -Emerson
We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give Inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened
If I knew I'd live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself Being a grown up is the most boring game of pretend ever
My life has a superb cast but a confusing plot The three stages of life:: 1.Birth 2.Huh? 3.Death
You know you're getting older when Happy Hour is a nap Some people age like fine wine, I'm aging like milk
Life is short. Buy the shoes No one here gets out alive
Life's a bitch and some days it has puppies There is more to life than increasing its speed -Gandhi
I just broke my own record for most days lived Age brings wisdom. Or age shows up alone. You never know.
Life is too complicated in the morning My goal is to die young as old as possible
If you don't run your own life, someone else will. -John Atkinson Like our shadows, our wishes lengthen as our sun declines. -Edward Young
What doesn't kill you is still gonna leave a bruise Without music, life would be a mistake. -Nietzsche
Life is too short to knit with cheap yarn Many want to live long but few want to be old
Life Happens You'll never be this young again
If you're not living life on the edge you're taking up too much space You're as young as you feel but never as important
Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. -George Bernard Shaw I plan to live forever. So far, so good
Life is too important to be taken seriously Pro tip: Be born rich
With age comes wisdom* (*Arthritis and 30 lbs of fat) The old believe everything, the middle aged suspect everything, and the young know everything. -Oscar Wilde
Life is one long test constantly interrupted by pop quizzes It often costs a lot of time and money to find out the best things in life are free
The joy of living is his who has the heart to demand it. -Teddy Roosevelt Sorry, the life you ordered is currently out of stock
It's not middle age, it's relaxed fit Death is merely the sould returning to equilibrium
Growing old isn't for sissies Pretty sure my kids will grow up before I do
My life's not perfect but at least today my hair is I intend to live forever or die trying
Death is always too early or too late Of all the things that can happen to a man, old age is the most unexpected  -Leon Trotsky
Dear Life, I've learned you're not fair. Please stop teaching me that lesson Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans
No one is ever old enough to know better Old is always 15 years older than I am
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