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If I could live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, but sooner Death is nature's way of saying you're fired
If things get better with age, I'm approaching perfection None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm -Thoreau
Life is too short to spend with people who suck the happiness out of you I ask kids what they want to be when they grow up because I'm looking for ideas
Society honors its living conformists and its dead troublemakers Youth would be of more advantage if it came a little later in life
As I get older I focus more on the "hereafter." I go into rooms and wonder, what am I here after? Life can be lived only forward and understood only backward
I'm at an age where most of my comments start "I'm at an age where" As I get older I'm better at multi-tasking. Now I can sneeze and pee at the same time
You're never too old for a youthful indiscretion Right now is the oldest you've ever been and the youngest you'll ever be again
Beware the barrenness of a busy life –Socrates I am older than the Internet
Spoiler alert: You die in the end The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, the second half by our children. -Clarence Darrow
I just want to live long enough to be baffled by technology Too many people live lives crushed by fear on one side and regret on the other
Don't try to cheat death, he will hunt you down and kill you At my age when I roll a joint... it’s my ankle
Life is short and lasts forever The best thing about the good old days I wasn't old and I didn't try to be good
Aged to perfection Life is the flower for which love is the honey. -Victor Hugo
I'm waiting for the plot twist where my life makes sense Life is like Tetris fit in too well, you disappear
The meaning of life is that it stops -Kafka I can't have a Midlife Crisis I'm too busy with my Wholelife Crisis
Seriously, Life, if you would like to give me lemons I would prefer that instead of all this other crap Dear Life, you could have at least bought me a drink first
The number one rule to live by is: Don’t Die Don’t let being old get you down. It’s too hard to get back up
The older I get the better I was Adulthood: Where you’re always tired except at bedtime
To live a long life, give up all the things that make you want to live a long life Being an adult is mostly feeling tired all the time and telling people how tired you are and listening to them tell you how tired they are
My life is an endless battle against maturity Life’s a trip, enjoy the ride
Don't grow up it's a trap! Old enough to know better, too young to care
The older I get the more I understand why rooster’s scream in the morning If I'd known we stop getting recess I would have refused to grow up
If life logged us off for inactivity I'd have been dead years ago Life is a test you couldn’t study for
You’re officially old if your doctor is younger than you I was glad stores finally started playing. Better music, then I realized it was just me getting old
A lifetime isn’t as long as you think it is I’m at the age when getting lucky means remembering why I walked into the room
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