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Getting old is not on my bucket list Life is the flower for which love is the honey. -Victor Hugo
Youth would be of more advantage if it came a little later in life There's no fool like an old fool but some of you young ones show real promise
Taking life one cookie at a time You'll never be this young again
I am older than the Internet Life can be lived only forward and understood only backward
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, the second half by our children. -Clarence Darrow I'm too young to feel this old
Society honors its living conformists and its dead troublemakers May you get to heaven a half hour before the Devil knows you're dead
With proper diet, rest and excercise your body should last a lifetime Old too soon, smart too late
This is not the life I ordered I believe in death after life
Too many people live lives crushed by fear on one side and regret on the other You can't move your life forward if you still stumble over what is behind you
Whatever doesn't kill you only makes you bitchier Old sneaks up on you
You're never too old for a youthful indiscretion What's the youngest you can die of old age?
Life is like photography, you develop from the negatives I'm not old I'm extra crispy
As I get older I focus more on the "hereafter." I go into rooms and wonder, what am I here after? Spoiler alert: You die in the end
It's almost time for my mid-life crisis I just want to live long enough to be baffled by technology
If my life were a movie let's see what else is on Right now is the oldest you've ever been and the youngest you'll ever be again
As I get older I'm better at multi-tasking. Now I can sneeze and pee at the same time I plan to live forever. So far, so good
I'd like to be young again except for algebra Just when is my "old enough to know better" supposed to kick in?
My bucket list consists of not kicking it Death is always too early or too late
If I could live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, but sooner Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did except you
I may be old but I got to see all the good bands Life is too short to spend with people who suck the happiness out of you
I'd like to die doing what I love: staying alive I'm not old I'm chronologically advanced
Life sure is taking up a lot of my time Life is fatal
My favorite thing about being alive is getting to sleep I ask kids what they want to be when they grow up because I'm looking for ideas
Pretty sure my kids will grow up before I do Death is nature's way of saying you're fired
If life logged us off for inactivity I'd have been dead years ago If things get better with age, I'm approaching perfection
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