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Beware the barrenness of a busy life –Socrates I'm at an age where most of my comments start "I'm at an age where"
What matters most in life are quotes saying what matters in life Just when I'm old enough to have my head together, my body starts falling apart!
None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm -Thoreau They say such nice things at funerals, it's sad to think we all miss our own by so few days
With age comes wisdom* (*Arthritis and 30 lbs of fat) Dear Life, I've learned you're not fair. Please stop teaching me that lesson
If you think pushing 40 is hard, wait till you start dragging it Life is too short to live someone else's dreams
Old enough to know better, too young to care Adulthood: Where you’re always tired except at bedtime
The meaning of life is that it stops -Kafka You’re older than the Internet? Big deal. I’m older than area codes
You’re officially old if your doctor is younger than you Seriously, Life, if you would like to give me lemons I would prefer that instead of all this other crap
I'm waiting for the plot twist where my life makes sense Life is like Tetris fit in too well, you disappear
The best thing about the good old days I wasn't old and I didn't try to be good Don't grow up it's a trap!
Being an adult is mostly feeling tired all the time and telling people how tired you are and listening to them tell you how tired they are Live forever? No thanks, I don’t even like to stay late at parties
Aged to perfection My life is an endless battle against maturity
You know you’re old when you get aches from sitting still Don’t let being old get you down. It’s too hard to get back up
Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down Youth is fleeting but immaturity can last a lifetime
Does your whole body hurt and you’re not dying? Congratulations, you’re an adult Becoming an adult is like getting a job promotion with too  much responsibility and too little pay
The number one rule to live by is: Don’t Die It's not the dying that bothers me it's the not being here anymore
I’m at the age when getting lucky means remembering why I walked into the room I can't have a Midlife Crisis I'm too busy with my Wholelife Crisis
Life is short and lasts forever We die only once, and for such a long time -Molière
Once you finally you have the money & time to do what you want you don’t have the energy Life’s a trip, enjoy the ride
Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats -Voltaire I thought I’d be young longer
Grey hair is just your body running low on toner Life is a test you couldn’t study for
Dear Life, you could have at least bought me a drink first I was glad stores finally started playing. Better music, then I realized it was just me getting old
It’s amazing how people my age are so much older than me My favorite childhood memory is my back not hurting
A lifetime isn’t as long as you think it is The best cure for almost anything is to be under 21
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