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Youth is fleeting but immaturity can last a lifetime The best cure for almost anything is to be under 21
Grey hair is just your body running low on toner Age has slowed me down but hasn’t shut me up
Welcome to adulthood, Ibuprofen is on aisle 4 I thought I’d be young longer
We are all just walking each other home -Ram Dass When life gives you lemons, be thankful it wasn't spiders
Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down Once you finally you have the money & time to do what you want you don’t have the energy
Getting older reminds me of that movie, you know, with that guy, and the woman-with-the-hair, where he finds that thing, and it all starts out kind of funny but then you’re like, “Oh.” We die only once, and for such a long time -Molière
If you think pushing 40 is hard, wait till you start dragging it When I was young I was poor. Now after years of hard work I’m no longer young
My favorite childhood memory is not knowing what bills were It’s amazing how people my age are so much older than me
Live forever? No thanks, I don’t even like to stay late at parties You know you’re old when you get aches from sitting still
Old too soon, wise too late You’re older than the Internet? Big deal. I’m older than area codes
My memory should be better, with all this empty space where names used to be Life hack: Play dead
My favorite childhood memory is my back not hurting What doesn’t kill you will let something else do it
Time is a great healer but a lousy beautician My mind says I'm 21, my humor says I'm 12, My body says I'm 134
By the time you’ve lived long enough to know enough you can’t remember enough Does your whole body hurt and you’re not dying? Congratulations, you’re an adult
I don’t know if I have an expiration date but I’m pretty sure I’m past it Youth is a blunder -Benjamin Disraeli
I thought getting old would take longer The rate you stop making fun of old-people traits follows the rate you acquire them
I still rock (rocking chair) Age detector: Fall down. If people laugh, you’re young. If people panic, you’re old
I have Restless Life Syndrome I'm not dead yet so I guess I'll be alright
Life is what happens while you’re busy reading inspirational quotes Becoming an adult is like getting a job promotion with too much responsibility and too little pay
Everyone gets to be young once. Your turn is now over We all get two lives. The second begins when we comprehend that we only get one
I may be old, but... wait, what was the question? I can remember song lyrics from the 80s but not why I just came into the kitchen
I’m too old for this crap I can't believe I'm in my forties (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
I see no good reason to act my age Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats -Voltaire
It is economically unwise to grow up We’re only young once. Your turn is over
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