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If I'm ever on life support, unplug me. Then plug me back in. See if that works You don't scare me, I have teenagers
In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded We are all made of stars
Grammar Cop says: Who's does not equal Whose Teachers do it for the outcome not the income
The first draft of anything is shit -Ernest Hemingway I saw that -Karma
Money saving tip: Don't buy it! I'm better than the movie!
the Dude abibes When I suggested we become friends with benefits, I meant health insurance
What happens in the garage stays in the garage Grammar Cop says: Less does not equal fewer
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you May the odds be ever in your favor
Chocolate understands If 5-day weather forecasts were any good, they'd only give the weather every 5 days
Grammar Cop says: Irregardless is not a word Tea is liquid contentment
I think it's time to consult the oracle Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear
Librarian: The original search engine Mistakes were made
Everything takes longer than you think Naysayers gonna say nay
"Made with love" means I licked the spoon and kept using it The aroma of trouble has entered the vicinity
Paying for college should not be a debt sentence Grammar Cop says: Your does not equal Yours
You are free to do as you are told Aliens visit earth? No, they’d fly past and lock their doors
We're all here because we aren’t all there Tomorrow: A mythical land where all chores are complete
Grammar Cop says: Their≠There≠They're Science. It’s like magic, but real
Pretty sure lost socks come back as orphan tupperware lids Bueller?
tick tick tick Grammar Cop says: Than does not equal Then
Hello actions, meet consequences If they can get you asking the wrong questions they don't have to worry about the answers. -Thomas Pynchon
The Great Words series: Cattywampus If you find a sleeping vampire, draw on its face. It won’t ever know
We can make it look like an accident Someone’s therapist knows all about you
Grammar Cop says: everyday ≠ every day The real you is how you act when you walk into a spider web
Funny how there’s no synonym for thesaurus Each day is a %&@$ gift!
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