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If I'm ever on life support, unplug me. Then plug me back in. See if that works You don't scare me, I have teenagers
In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded We are all made of stars
Grammar Cop says: Who's does not equal Whose Teachers do it for the outcome not the income
The first draft of anything is shit -Ernest Hemingway I saw that -Karma
Money saving tip: Don't buy it! I'm better than the movie!
the Dude abibes When I suggested we become friends with benefits, I meant health insurance
What happens in the garage stays in the garage Grammar Cop says: Less does not equal fewer
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you May the odds be ever in your favor
Chocolate understands If 5-day weather forecasts were any good, they'd only give the weather every 5 days
Grammar Cop says: Irregardless is not a word I think it's time to consult the oracle
When I was a kid we had nine planets Tea is liquid contentment
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear Naysayers gonna say nay
Librarian: The original search engine Mistakes were made
"Made with love" means I licked the spoon and kept using it The aroma of trouble has entered the vicinity
Everything takes longer than you think Grammar Cop says: Your does not equal Yours
You are free to do as you are told Paying for college should not be a debt sentence
We're all here because we aren’t all there Tomorrow: A mythical land where all chores are complete
Grammar Cop says: Their≠There≠They're Aliens visit earth? No, they’d fly past and lock their doors
Pretty sure lost socks come back as orphan tupperware lids If they can get you asking the wrong questions they don't have to worry about the answers. -Thomas Pynchon
Science. It’s like magic, but real Grammar Cop says: Than does not equal Then
Hello actions, meet consequences tick tick tick
The Great Words series: Cattywampus Bueller?
We can make it look like an accident If you find a sleeping vampire, draw on its face. It won’t ever know
Grammar Cop says: everyday ≠ every day Someone’s therapist knows all about you
Each day is a %&@$ gift! Funny how there’s no synonym for thesaurus
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