Miscellanea, page 1

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Magic has to be believed to be seen When I suggested we become friends with benefits, I meant health insurance
There's an old proverb that says pretty much whatever you want it to Librarian: The original search engine
I saw that -Karma Grammar Cop says: Your does not equal Yours
I think it's time to consult the oracle You don't scare me, I have teenagers
May the odds be ever in your favor (eyes peeking)
If you were waiting for the opportune moment... that was it Reality is not on TV
Chocolate understands To relieve stress, take a deep breath and hold it for 30 minutes
Grammar Cop says: Irregardless is not a word Lipodiesel: America's homegrown energy solution
Don't worry, I have a plan (I'll need a lunch tray and a badger) Nostradamus predicted this Sticker
Coexist superheroes If nothing else works, a total refusal to face facts will see us through
Money saving tip: Don't buy it! If Mondays were shoes they'd be crocs
It's all in your mind Grammar Cop says: Less does not equal fewer
The future has been postponed Tea is liquid contentment
There is no spoon Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear
Prose before hoes
I will never let you out of my life, you know too much Portal to another dimension. Use with care.
Grammar Cop says: Their≠There≠They're In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded
Comfy Clothes, Messy Bun, Coffee On, Get It Done (eyes peering)
I'm better than the movie! If I'm ever on life support, unplug me. Then plug me back in. See if that works
I hear they're finally calling off the search for Waldo My other car is a Tardis
the Dude abibes Teachers do it for the outcome not the income
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you Grammar Cop says: Literally does not equal Figuratively
(eyes peeking) If 5-day weather forecasts were any good, they'd only give the weather every 5 days
We are all made of stars With great power comes great responsibility (Spiderman)
Grammar Cop says: Than does not equal Then What happens at grandma's house stays at grandma's house
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