Miscellanea, page 2
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My Yoda Sticker this is The real you is how you act when you walk into a spider web
I pay my taxes. Your move, billionaires There are times when everything will go well. But don’t let it scare you
Grammar Cop says: Literally does not equal Figuratively There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many together. -Josh Billings
When all else fails, join the circus Being your friend is like riding in a roller coaster with loose wheels
If you keep buying more stuff to hold your stuff you have too much stuff The Great Words series: Schnitzel
Theiyr’re (cartoon eyes peeking)
May all your weeds have shallow roots Grammar Cop says: its does not equal it's
(zipper) There’s a secret menu item at all restaurants you can only get if you act like a total jerk
If you’re feeling down, park in a handicap space to hear lots of people say there’s nothing wrong with you The Great Words series: Kerfuffle
If you’re happy and you know it, you’re self aware Like mom always said to me… What the hell is wrong with you?!
# There are two kinds of people. Those who see a hashtag and those who see a pound sign (orange eyes peeking)
Grammar Cop says: Apart does not equal A part When you apply to be a mother the only shift available is 24/7
If you took the plastic bottles in landfills and laid them all end-to-end you’d be able to keep putting off that thing you’re avoiding emoticon shrug
Drunk with power: bad. Drunk with power tools: very bad There is a skeleton inside you
Libraries: Yesterday's Internet No! They’re not “life hacks” they’re just household tips
Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like your opinion, man (Lebowski) Think of a number between 1 and 10. Now think of why you do everything you’re told
What book made you cry as a teenager? For me it was Algebra II Grammar Cop says: Should have, not Should of
The Great Words series: Flabbergast My imaginary friend says you need a psychiatrist
(woman peeking through blinds) Repair kit (duct tape)
Leaving me a voicemail is like taping a note to a door I don’t use My daily step count would be a lot higher if it included all the steps I take looking for my phone
Grammar Cop says: Lose does not equal Loose The Great Words series: Thwart
I don’t fully understand your kind of crazy but I do admire it Guess who finished their to-do list! Not me, but congrats to whoever
There is no spoon (fork) Math is like love; a simple idea that can get complicated
Ironically, it turns out that the actual “adult” beverage is water Grammar Cop says: Apostrophe’s are not for plural’s
The Great Words series: Pumpernickel Cooking together is not romantic it’s congested
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