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My Yoda Sticker this is The Great Words series: Schnitzel
I pay my taxes. Your move, billionaires There are times when everything will go well. But don’t let it scare you
Grammar Cop says: Literally does not equal Figuratively There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many together. -Josh Billings
Theiyr’re Being your friend is like riding in a roller coaster with loose wheels
If you keep buying more stuff to hold your stuff you have too much stuff If you’re feeling down, park in a handicap space to hear lots of people say there’s nothing wrong with you
When all else fails, join the circus (cartoon eyes peeking)
May all your weeds have shallow roots Grammar Cop says: its does not equal it's
(zipper) There’s a secret menu item at all restaurants you can only get if you act like a total jerk
When you apply to be a mother the only shift available is 24/7 The Great Words series: Kerfuffle
If you’re happy and you know it, you’re self aware Like mom always said to me… What the hell is wrong with you?!
# There are two kinds of people. Those who see a hashtag and those who see a pound sign (orange eyes peeking)
Grammar Cop says: Apart does not equal A part If you took the plastic bottles in landfills and laid them all end-to-end you’d be able to keep putting off that thing you’re avoiding
There is a skeleton inside you Drunk with power: bad. Drunk with power tools: very bad
emoticon shrug Think of a number between 1 and 10. Now think of why you do everything you’re told
Libraries: Yesterday's Internet No! They’re not “life hacks” they’re just household tips
Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like your opinion, man (Lebowski) My imaginary friend says you need a psychiatrist
My daily step count would be a lot higher if it included all the steps I take looking for my phone Grammar Cop says: Should have, not Should of
The Great Words series: Flabbergast Repair kit (duct tape)
(woman peeking through blinds) What book made you cry as a teenager? For me it was Algebra II
Math is like love; a simple idea that can get complicated 200 pounds on earth weighs just 76 pounds on Mars. I’m on the wrong planet
Grammar Cop says: Lose does not equal Loose The Great Words series: Thwart
Leaving me a voicemail is like taping a note to a door I don’t use Guess who finished their to-do list! Not me, but congrats to whoever
There is no spoon (fork) Cooking together is not romantic it’s congested
Ironically, it turns out that the actual “adult” beverage is water Grammar Cop says: Apostrophe’s are not for plural’s
The Great Words series: Pumpernickel Stop me if you’ve heard this before -History
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