Miscellanea, page 2

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Grammar Cop says: everyday ≠ every day If 5-day weather forecasts were any good, they'd only give the weather every 5 days
What happens in the garage stays in the garage (eyes)
If Mondays were shoes they'd be crocs Mental not to self: Real notes work better
The beginning is near The first draft of anything is shit  -Ernest Hemingway
When I was a kid we had nine planets Grammar Cop says: Who's does not equal Whose
I hear they're finally calling off the search for Waldo If you’re happy and you know it, you’re self aware
The Great Words series: Schnitzel What book made you cry as a teenager? For me it was Algebra II
Each day is a %&@$ gift! If they can get you asking the wrong questions they don't have to worry about the answers. -Thomas Pynchon
In my defense, what did you expect? emoticon shrug
Repair kit (duct tape) Mistakes were made
Wistful thought: Hemingway on Twitter No! They’re not “life hacks” they’re just household tips
May all your weeds have shallow roots The Great Words series: Kerfuffle
Dad jokes? I think you mean rad jokes That's a terrible idea, what time?
Grammar Cop says: its does not equal it's Pretty sure lost socks come back as orphan tupperware lids
Prozac Lipstick: Lets you look great and feel great # There are two kinds of people. Those who see a hashtag and those who see a pound sign
My daily step count would be a lot higher if it included all the steps I take looking for my phone (cartoon eyes peeking)
Someone’s therapist knows all about you Mental Health tip: Stand up. Stretch. Walk. Go to airport. Get on plane. Never return.
Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like your opinion, man (Lebowski) (zipper)
The Great Words series: Flabbergast If you keep buying more stuff to hold your stuff you have too much stuff
You don’t wash your hands, they wash each other My Yoda Sticker this is
Timid won’t do Grammar Cop says: Apart does not equal A part
Tomorrow: A mythical land where all chores are complete Libraries: Yesterday's Internet
I pay my taxes. Your move, billionaires Like mom always said to me… What the hell is wrong with you?!
If you took the plastic bottles in landfills and laid them all end-to-end you’d be able to keep putting off that thing you’re avoiding The Great Words series: Thwart
Grammar Cop says: Lose does not equal Loose Leaving me a voicemail is like taping a note to a door I don’t use
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