Miscellanea, page 2

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Grammar Cop says: Than does not equal Then If 5-day weather forecasts were any good, they'd only give the weather every 5 days
What happens in the garage stays in the garage (eyes)
We are all ghosts Mental not to self: Real notes work better
With great power comes great responsibility (Spiderman) You are an inspiration to me for all the wrong reasons
The first draft of anything is shit  -Ernest Hemingway When I was a kid we had nine planets
Grammar Cop says: everyday ≠ every day
If Mondays were shoes they'd be crocs If you’re happy and you know it, you’re self aware
The Great Words series: Schnitzel I hear they're finally calling off the search for Waldo
Hard time demand furious dancing (eyes peeking)
Grammar Cop says: Who's does not equal Whose The beginning is near
Wistful thought: Hemingway on Twitter Each day is a %&@$ gift!
emoticon shrug Science is not a conspiracy
May all your weeds have shallow roots Mistakes were made
# There are two kinds of people. Those who see a hashtag and those who see a pound sign The Great Words series: Kerfuffle
No! They’re not “life hacks” they’re just household tips If they can get you asking the wrong questions they don't have to worry about the answers. -Thomas Pynchon
In my defense, what did you expect? Grammar Cop says: its does not equal it's
You don’t wash your hands, they wash each other Dad jokes? I think you mean rad jokes
My daily step count would be a lot higher if it included all the steps I take looking for my phone That's a terrible idea, what time?
Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like your opinion, man (Lebowski) Someone’s therapist knows all about you
If you keep buying more stuff to hold your stuff you have too much stuff (cartoon eyes peeking)
Grammar Cop says: Apart does not equal A part Pretty sure lost socks come back as orphan tupperware lids
Mental Health tip: Stand up. Stretch. Walk. Go to airport. Get on plane. Never return. If you took the plastic bottles in landfills and laid them all end-to-end you’d be able to keep putting off that thing you’re avoiding
Timid won’t do My Yoda Sticker this is
The Great Words series: Flabbergast Like mom always said to me… What the hell is wrong with you?!
Leaving me a voicemail is like taping a note to a door I don’t use Grammar Cop says: Lose does not equal Loose
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