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This sticker does not actually exist 200 pounds on earth weighs just 76 pounds on Mars. I’m on the wrong planet
We say book club. Coven is so misunderstood It's amazing how well you can do when you know someone believes in you
Stop me if you’ve heard this before -History Grammar Cop says: Alot ≠ A Lot ≠ Allot
The Great Words series: Blurb Dad, Joke, Magic
Heroes don’t wear capes they wear scrubs The same thing we do every night, Pinky…
It is what it is "I mean" is the new "ya know”
What happens at band camp stays at band camp Wish I listened to my mother when I was young. Maybe she said somehting important
Grammar Cop says: in to does not equal into Pro Tip: To be photogenic in pictures - be very good looking
Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists -John Kenneth Galbraith Nevermind. You wouldn’t understand (audio cassette)
Grammar Police - to correct and serve If you need me I’ll be in the garage
The Great Words series: Flummox Replace your morning coffee with green tea and lose up to 84% of your will to get up!
Life Hack: Turn your regular license plate into a vanity plate by naming your child after it Grammar Cop says: Too does not equal To
I find your lack of grammar disturbing (Darth Vader) The H in GHOST is there as an example
Everyone smiles in the same language the void does not like to be stared at
I can tell by your rudely sarcastic comment that we should be friends The Great Words series: Snorkle
Grammar Cop says: verbal does not equal oral (wild eyes peeking)
A good father knows that his children will follow his advice, but mostly his example The real heroes are elastic waistbands
I never said that. -Mark Twain The human brain. The only organ to name itself
Panic seems a calm response to most of what’s going on these days Mental not to self: Real notes work better
Condolences on your graduation Grammar Cop says: initialism does not equal acronym
The Great Words series: Brouhaha Boundaries matter
Dear Karma, I have a list Only you can prevent forest fires Seriously. We’ve been defunded (Smokey the Bear)
Thought loading. Please wait. Everyone was thinking it I just said it
Grammar Cop says: Shoo-in, not Shoe-in Kaworu died For your sins
Music is what feelings sound like Why should I pay taxes?! The government does nothing but maintain the society that made my wealth possible
May you have the day you deserve Don’t worry, I know a guy
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