Miscellanea, page 3

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I find your lack of grammar disturbing (Darth Vader) Grammar Cop says: Alot ≠ A Lot ≠ Allot
The Great Words series: Pumpernickel (eyes drooping)
Dear Karma, I have a list Think of a number between 1 and 10. Now think of why you do everything you’re told
Grammar Cop says: in to does not equal into Naysayers gonna say nay
There is no spoon (fork) Life Hack: Turn your regular license plate into a vanity plate by naming your child after it
Math is like love; a simple idea that can get complicated Funny how a mask improves most people’s looks
There is a skeleton inside you The word nut has too many meanings. Thank you, that is all
(woman peeking through blinds) Grammar Cop says: shoo-in, not shoe-in
The Great Words series: Blurb Science. It’s like magic, but real
I could care less doesn’t mean what you think it means We say book club. Coven is so misunderstood
Grammar Cop says: verbal does not equal oral orange eyes
When all else fails, join the circus Drunk with power: bad.  Drunk with power tools: very bad
"Made with love" means I licked the spoon and kept using it Bueller?
Heroes don’t wear capes they wear scrubs Grammar Cop says: Apostrophe’s are not for plural’s
We won’t be going back to blowing out birthday candles I assume Aliens visit earth? No, they’d fly past and lock their doors
If you’re feeling down, park in a handicap space to hear lots of people say there’s nothing wrong with you The Great Words series: Flummox
Everything takes longer than you think Wordle
Grammar Cop says: Too does not equal To 200 pounds on earth weighs just 76 pounds on Mars. I’m on the wrong planet
Today at exactly 9:42 pm it will be the only occurrence of that moment ever (gremlin eyes peeking)
The aroma of trouble has entered the vicinity Ironically, it turns out that the actual “adult” beverage is water
There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many together. -Josh Billings Math: The only place you can have 100 pizzas and no one even blinks
There’s a secret menu item at all restaurants you can only get if you act like a total jerk The Great Words series: Cattywampus
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