Oh Those Humans, page 2
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Some people are so poor all they have is money Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thrice, wow, you're really good at this
Political Correctness means always having to say I'm sorry Your parents weren't always boring, they got that way from raising kids
People saying "relax, everything will be ok" is a big reason things are not ok People are a lot of work
The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his way Unyoked capitalism is a beast that will trample the noblest of intentions. -David Hewrist
When people agree with me I start to worry I may be wrong Life got much easier when I stopped expecting people to make sense
People are jerks, get used to it If you think the human body is obscene, complain to the manufacturer
Americans will always do the right thing, after they've exhausted all the alternatives. -Winston Churchill What the hell is wrong with people?
The people who deserve nothing are often handed everything Don't give shooters the fame they seek. Forget their names. Don't show their faces
If people are good only because they fear punishment and hope for reward, we are a sorry lot indeed -Einstein Shouting is not a substitute for thinking
Belief in myths allows the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought -John F. Kennedy It's crazy to argue with a crazy person
just because you're offended doesn't mean you're right We won't solve our problems using the same thinking that created them
Change is hard, you have to get off the couch Some of us learn from the mistakes of others and some of us are the others
If you’re not going to do anything about it stop complaining about it Damaged people damage people
Take my advice now, while I'm still young enough to know everything The most common way people give up their power is thinking they don't have any -Alice Walker
Please put down the camera and live your life Nothing's working, not even our total refusal to face facts
Try hypocrisy! Everyone’s using it! People are to be taken in very small doses -Ralph Waldo Emerson
We are just carbon and bad timing Someday the world will live in harmony. Just kidding, this is pretty much it
You’ll never look good trying to make someone else look bad It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled
Losing faith in humanity one person at a time The only thing we have to fear are those who tell us to be afraid
It’s dangerous to make people think I want to believe it so it must be true
Where do I go for a restraining order against “everybody”? I mistrust any organization that contains people
We accept the love we think we deserve Truth is always the most unpopular kid in the room
Invite a clown, expect a circus 3 ways to engage an introvert: 1.Don’t 2.Don’t 3.Seriously, don’t
Which is the better way to fall asleep, worry about the future or agonize over the past? Common sense is like Bigfoot, they say it exists but no one ever sees it
Maybe you’re not depressed. Maybe you’re just surrounded by jerks The best thing about people is their dogs
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