Oh Those Humans, page 3
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Conspiracy theories: Because thinking is so uncool Some things are better left unsaid, yet rarely are
Three great forces rule the world: stupidity, fear and greed -Albert Einstein Careful! We don't want to learn from this
Nothing brings people together faster than something that’s none of their business The best thing about people is their dogs
The weight of your words is not increased with quantity Strangers lose half their charm once you meet them
People love when you make them think they're thinking but hate when you actually make them think We have Google and Wikipedia how are so many people still so wrong about so much?!
Arguing with a fool only doubles the number of fools in the argument Denial: Don't Even Notice I Am Lying
There’s a lot of crazy bottled up in people forgiveness is overrated
Almost everyone seems normal until you get to know them How did people ignore each other before cell phones?
Do not expect evidence to persuade a fool Sure you can change a person, look how easy it is to change yourself
Some people will believe anything especially if they hear it whispered When you disagree with someone yell and use insults. It helps them hear you with an open mind
When two people grow apart, it's often because one stopped growing Those who know the least obey the best
NOT having a tattoo has suddenl become an expression of individuality Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple
Violence brought us this world. It will not bring us a better one Good morning all! What are we offended by today?
Bureaucracy defends the status quo long after the quo has lost its status Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. -Oscar Wilde
If you help someone and expect something in return, that's not kindness it's business Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people
Should I call you or can we handle it with a quick 74 texts? Haters used to be called jerks and we all just ignored them
Small minds are mostly connected to big mouths Make them nameless not famous
No matter what happens somebody will always take it too seriously The human brain works non-stop from birth till the moment you have to speak in public
An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics -Plutarch Everyone lies. Most of all to themselves
Whoever named it Gen Z wasn’t planning ahead If we ever get invaded by space aliens I’m defecting
Friends who ask for advice should have to provide a list of 3 acceptable answers Politically correct doesn’t mean actually correct
Science is not a conspiracy Spelling is ded
Money makes the world go wrong Everything would be OK if we worshiped celebrities harder
An average 18-year-old can survive 24 days without food, and 3 days without Internet Some people have a problem for every solution
When everyone thinks alike that’s not called thinking Closed minds always seem to be connected to open mouths
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