Oh Those Humans, page 3
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How did people ignore each other before cell phones? Denial: Don't Even Notice I Am Lying
Strangers lose half their charm once you meet them Conspiracy theories: Because thinking is so uncool
Some things are better left unsaid, yet rarely are People love when you make them think they're thinking but hate when you actually make them think
The weight of your words is not increased with quantity Arguing with a fool only doubles the number of fools in the argument
Three great forces rule the world: stupidity, fear and greed -Albert Einstein We have Google and Wikipedia how are so many people still so wrong about so much?!
Nothing brings people together faster than something that’s none of their business Careful! We don't want to learn from this
Some people will believe anything especially if they hear it whispered forgiveness is overrated
Almost everyone seems normal until you get to know them There’s a lot of crazy bottled up in people
Do not expect evidence to persuade a fool Sure you can change a person, look how easy it is to change yourself
When you disagree with someone yell and use insults. It helps them hear you with an open mind Those who know the least obey the best
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple When two people grow apart, it's often because one stopped growing
NOT having a tattoo has suddenl become an expression of individuality Good morning all! What are we offended by today?
Violence brought us this world. It will not bring us a better one Haters used to be called jerks and we all just ignored them
Bureaucracy defends the status quo long after the quo has lost its status Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. -Oscar Wilde
If you help someone and expect something in return, that's not kindness it's business Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people
Make them nameless not famous Should I call you or can we handle it with a quick 74 texts?
An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics -Plutarch Small minds are mostly connected to big mouths
Everyone lies. Most of all to themselves The human brain works non-stop from birth till the moment you have to speak in public
No matter what happens somebody will always take it too seriously Politically correct doesn’t mean actually correct
Whoever named it Gen Z wasn’t planning ahead If we ever get invaded by space aliens I’m defecting
Friends who ask for advice should have to provide a list of 3 acceptable answers Science is not a conspiracy
Some people have a problem for every solution Spelling is ded
Money makes the world go wrong Everything would be OK if we worshiped celebrities harder
An average 18-year-old can survive 24 days without food, and 3 days without Internet Closed minds always seem to be connected to open mouths
When everyone thinks alike that’s not called thinking Wanting to believe something is now considered sufficient proof that it’s true
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