Oh Those Humans, page 3

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A bully is always a coward -Spanish proverb How long before we work the bugs out of this whole "civilization" thing?
For most of history Anonymous was a woman Shouting doesn't make you right it just makes you wrong louder
Some people drag clouds around with them then complain that it's raining Why do we buy things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people we don't like?
In his private heart no man much respects himself -Mark Twain OMG my mother was right about everything!
The trouble with human progress is that it has gone on too long Much of human behavior is explained by the need to feel superior to someone else
WebMD's default diagnosis should be hypochondriac People think about you way less than you think about them thinking about you
We'll never be rid of charlatans, people are just so darn easy to fool Well played, parents who name their kids with unguessable alternate spellings
All lies matter The U.S. should be at full employment with all the outrage manufactured here
People love when you make them think they're thinking but hate when you actually make them think Can't we all just enjoy not getting along?
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thrice, wow, you're really good at this Mass movements can rise and spread without belief in a god, but never without belief in a devil -Eric Hoffer
FAKE TAN: Because it's fun to look like you've been swimming in a giant bag of Cheetos Why is a reporter out in the hurricane to tell me not to go out in the hurricane?
Can we bring back Don't Ask, Don't Tell but for vegans? Society is like a stew. It must be stirred up once in a while or a layer of scum forms on top
Don't give shooters the fame they seek. Forget their names. Don't show their faces Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple
Almost everyone seems normal until you get to know them Haters used to be called jerks and we all just ignored them
No matter what happens somebody will always take it too seriously Arguing with a fool only doubles the number of fools in the argument
If you help someone and expect something in return, that's not kindness it's business We accept the love we think we deserve
I mistrust any organization that contains people The human brain works non-stop from birth till the moment you have to speak in public
Truth is always the most unpopular kid in the room We have Google and Wikipedia how are so many people still so wrong about so much?!
Denial: Don't Even Notice I Am Lying Three great forces rule the world: stupidity, fear and greed -Albert Einstein
Which is the better way to fall asleep, worry about the future or agonize over the past? There’s a lot of crazy bottled up in people
When two people grow apart, it's often because one stopped growing It’s dangerous to make people think
Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people The best thing about people is their dogs
Nothing brings people together faster than something that’s none of their business Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. -Oscar Wilde
Politically correct doesn’t mean actually correct How did people ignore each other before cell phones?
Careful! We don't want to learn from this Everyone lies. Most of all to themselves
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