Tribulations, page 3
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I got nothin' So many rooms, so few clues what I came in for
I've become addicted to psychotherapy but I don't know what to do about it My life is a romantic comedy minus the romance and the comedy
I try to fight my iimpulses but they usually sucker punch me first I think I need a new heart
I'm going out of my mind! Please hold my place til I get back I spend like half my life looking for things I had just a minute ago
I sleep fine at night, it's the waking up every hour that's a problem I can't remember what not tired feels like
All that holds me back is being not good enough and not really trying I was really good at math until 2nd grade came along
My swear jar has more money than my retirement account The hardest part of waking up is the first 12 hours
I ate healthy to get in shape then I heard you have to do it more than once This appears to be unproductive
Due to circumstances beyond my control I am here Oh no! This is my circus and those are my monkeys
You morning people are creating a hostile work environment for the rest of us Seems I picked the wrong week to be conscious
I shaved my legs for this? It seems Rock Bottom has a basement
It’s just one bucking thing after another I’m starting to suspect my calls actually aren’t important to them
Thank you, ATM fees, for letting me buy my own money One thing worse than a cold toilet seat is a warm one
Not ready for all this I was looking for a book to help with my hoarding problem and now I have 16,000 books
Still waiting for a level up Let's pretend this never happened
I liked it better when Orwell was fiction I started a Neighborhood Watch but my neighbors called the cops on me
I think I just seized the wrong day Dear Wednesday stop acting like Monday
My life is going just like I drew it up with my foot My lexicon of profanity is not sufficient to cope with today
No thanks, sleep, I’ll just lie here and review my regrets from 6 years ago It's been lovely but I have to scream now
If you’re not worried, you’re not paying attention WTF-ing my way through life
My escape key isn’t working. I’m still here! If it weren't for stress I'd have no energy at all
Today was easy — like standing up in a hammock I hate when my brain gives me the silent treatment
This would be funny if it weren't happening to me I do not have ducks. Or a row. I have squirrels. In a rave.
This week has been the longest year ever The worst thing about mornings is morning people
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