Tribulations, page 4

It seems Rock Bottom has a basement
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This is the worst Monday since last Monday If it weren't for stress I'd have no energy at all
  I was looking for a book to help with my hoarding problem and now I have 16,000 books
You morning people are creating a hostile work environment for the rest of us Thank you, ATM fees, for letting me buy my own money
This is not the future I expected I think my guardian angel is in prison
Been waiting so long for my ship to come in, my dock rotted My escape key isn’t working. I’m still here!
Everything seems to be going about as badly as expected One thing worse than a cold toilet seat is a warm one
The trouble is, you think you have time It’s just one bucking thing after another
This would be funny if it weren't happening to me I wouldn’t say this year was bad. It was more like really bad, right?
I ate healthy to get in shape then I heard you have to do it more than once Dear Wednesday stop acting like Monday
Straight outta money No thanks, sleep, I’ll just lie here and review my regrets from 6 years ago
I have a bad feeling that these are the good ol’ days Not ready for all this
Another day ruined by adulthood Because of Covid-19 I didn’t go on a cruise this summer. Usually I don’t go because I’m poor
I liked it better when Orwell was fiction This pandemic hasn’t been as much fun as they said it would be
Friday has lost its old pizzazz We go on zoom with the covid body we have not the covid body we might want
It’s said all good things must end, but there’s ominous silence about bad things This free trial of 2021 really blows
OK, I’d like to wake up now I do not have ducks. Or a row. I have squirrels. In a rave.
WTF-ing my way through life My big regret is not being in a coma the last two years
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