Tribulations, page 4
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I have a bad feeling that these are the good ol’ days something's wrong
OK, I’d like to wake up now This is the worst Monday since last Monday
This is not the future I expected My bad decisions are not as good as they used to be
I hate when I realize it’s only Thursday not Friday and then get told it’s actually just Wednesday Life is a soup and I seem to be a fork
Another day ruined by adulthood Some of my worst mistakes were haircuts
Studies show the best time to plan ahead is usually way before now These are hard times for dreamers
Straight outta money I make far too many choices based on my phone’s battery life
Dystopia was better when it was make believe The trouble is, you think you have time
Been waiting so long for my ship to come in, my dock rotted If you're not outraged you're not paying attention
The only hug some people get is static cling Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse
Reality don’t care What chapter of Revelations are we living in right now?
I regret not having done more things to regret Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my fast metabolism the most
I think my guardian angel drinks Hang in there it gets worse
I’m like a battery. No one ever includes me in anything When I used to daydream about the future this wasn't what I had in mind
If you have no seat at the table, you're probably on the menu If you don't watch the news you are uninformed. If you do watch the news you are misinformed
I’m exhausted from trying not to show how tired I am Fed up
I can't afford the gas to get to the gas station Normal has lost all meaning
Slept like a baby last night. Woke up every two hours crying It’s said all good things must end, but there’s ominous silence about bad things
Due to budget cuts the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off Technology has exceeded my grasp
My houseplants hate me Living the dream (Plan B)
I started the day with a plan but it just laughed and ran away Verily, today doth bite
Move over, sleep it’s me, Intrusive Thoughts You have died of Lettuce Diarrhea (Oregon Trail)
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