Modern Thought, page 1

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There's always free cheese in a mousetrap Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant
A pessimist is what an optimist calls a realist A word to the wise isn't necessary
The police never think it's as funny as you do The cutest kitten has the sharpest claws
It's easier to get forgiveness than permission If you're not part of the solution, there's good money in prolonging the problem
Change is inevitable, progress is optional If you can smile when things go wrong you have someone iin mind to blame
If a little is good, more is better, and too much is just right 80% of success is showing up -Woody Allen
Gardening is cheaper than therapy and you get tomatoes Money can't buy happiness but it can buy shoes. Problem solved
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand PRIVACY IS HISTORY
Some fools are hard to underestimate Actions speak louder than bumper stickers
Stereotypes make life easier Just because no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up It's not convenience food if you can't reach it from bed
Few things are harder to put up with than a good example -Mark Twain QUESTION AUTHORITY and the authorities will question you
Nothing is more dangerous than an idea when it's the only one you have An expert is someone who is one page ahead in the manual
Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels except for bacon and donuts and pizza and... Confessions are good for the soul but bad for the reputation
Cleanliness is next to impossible Being drunk is like having a 3rd base coach that waves you on no matter what
Bedwetting is when you let Nature's Call go to voicemail Nothing ever looks like the picture
Expiration dates are for the weak Experience is what you get right after you need it
Without a plan nothing can go wrong If there's no light at the end of your tunnel maybe it's a cave
There is no limit to what you can do when you’re supposed to be doing something else Imitation is the sincerest form of copyright infringement
The power of accurate observation is often called cynicism by those who don't have it -George Bernard Shaw The only thing we have to fear is clowns
Be a pessimist and all your surprises will be happy ones Too much money is as bad as too little, and there's no such thing as just enough
Calories are tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little tighter every night A to-do list is a great way to track how little you're accomplishing
The hardest thing about business is minding your own A synonym is a word you use in place of the one you can't spell
Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses If you have no regrets, you aren't trying hard enough
Worrying works! 90% of the things you worry about will never happen. Try it! Obsessed is how the lazy describe the dedicated
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