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My species disappoints me Careful, we don't want to learn from this
I kept reading that junk food is unhealthy, so I gave up reading No... no... I'm pretty sure that guns kill people
How can you tell someone is vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you You don't have to talk to your children about sex, somebody else will be glad to.
It's all about money Someday we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, then change the subject.
Closed minds always seem to be connected to open mouths GUN CONTROL isn't needed as much as parental control
Man is a successful animal, that's all. -Remy de Gourmont Lazy is how nature meant us to be
I mistrust any organization that contains people I feel bad for people who never go crazy
We are ALL biological accidents The Golden Rule: He who has the gold makes the rules
A fanatic is someone who won't change his mind and won't change the subject You can fool some of the people all of the time and those are the ones to concentrate on.
Diversity not Divisiveness
The ulitimate in feminine protection Capitol Punishment isn't for making examples, it's for making bad people dead
Maturity is overrated The only way bureaucrats ever cut red tape is lengthwise
Anyone who agrees with everything you say is either a fool or getting ready to do you ill Very few people actually care about you. Most are just curious
Nobody can hate an American like another American can TV is gooder then BOOKS
All of God's children are not beautiful. Most, in fact, are barely presentable. -Fran Lebowitz Capitol Punishment make the State a murderer. But Imprisonment makes it a Gay Dungeonmaster
The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing. -Oscar Wilde Dumb isn't cute
Evolution is a scientific theory, Creationism is a religious wish Man cannot live on bread alone. Unless he's in a cage and that's all you feed him
One-tequila, two-tequila, three-keteela, floor. The poor sometimes object ot being governed badly; the rich always object to being governed at all. -G. K. Chesterton
there aint nuthing wrong with the American educayshunal sistum Smokers are like anyone else, just not for as long
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple A sixpack is not a support group
Ban Genetically-Engineered Food. Demand More Testing. Everybody is somebody's weirdo
Bring back natural selection Liberty and Justice for All. (Not available in all areas)
I never understood willpower until my dad threatened to cut me out of his Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a bat.
You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold, paranoid, delusional hand No telling what things some people might accomplish if they wasted less time posting motivational quotes online
Some find a way. Some find an excuse. ADHD is not a disorder, it's an evolutionary advance to meet the needs of modern technology
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