Oh Those Humans, page 4

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Never be ashamed of who you are. That's your parent's job Sorry we ruined everything -Boomers
Eh, good enough. -Mediocretes Just because you want to believe it doesn’t make it true
The most common way people give up their power is thinking they don't have any -Alice Walker You’ll never look good trying to make someone else look bad
Make them nameless not famous Where do I go for a restraining order against “everybody”?
God heals, and the physician takes the fee. -French proverb All men are born equal but do not stay that way
If we ever get invaded by space aliens I’m defecting Damaged people damage people
Everything would be OK if we worshiped celebrities harder Your inability to comprehend science is not an argument against it
America is in urgent need of an antidope Someday the world will live in harmony. Just kidding, this is pretty much it
My species disappoints me I don’t believe what you say because I see what you do
The only thing we have to fear are those who tell us to be afraid Let free dumb ring
What I like about people is their dogs Nothing's working, not even our total refusal to face facts
All that some people know about history they learned from We Didn’t Start The Fire Truth is precious. Is that why people rarely use it
An average 18-year-old can survive 24 days without food, and 3 days without Internet Change is hard, you have to get off the couch
When everyone thinks alike that’s not called thinking 3 ways to engage an introvert: 1.Don’t 2.Don’t 3.Seriously, don’t
Actions speak louder than words but not nearly as often –Mark Twain The first rule of Passive-Aggressive Club Actually, know what, it’s not important, never mind
My great grandfather didn't cross an ocean to come here just to see his country overrun by immigrants Losing faith in humanity one person at a time
People are to be taken in very small doses -Ralph Waldo Emerson Some people have a problem for every solution
Well, hello there, bad decision, you sure do look pretty Let us be glad that ceiling fans cannot hold the weight of a human
Should I call you or can we handle it with a quick 74 texts? Spelling is ded
Wealth doesn't change people, it reveals them Maybe you’re not depressed. Maybe you’re just surrounded by jerks
When we were young we set out to change the world and I think we did it wrong I try to see the best in people but some of you hide it really well
Invite a clown, expect a circus
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