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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thrice, wow, you're really good at this Soylent Green is people, corporations are not
Men act right only upon compulsion -Machiavelli Introverts: We're here, we're uncomfortable, we want to go home
Too big to jail Everyone wants to shine but no one wants to polish
How long before we work the bugs out of this whole "civilization" thing? The best way to debate something is first decide you know best then yell at the other person until they give up
Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering If kindness could really kill, not many lives would be in danger
Judging from public restrooms, not flushing is trending Capitalism is a method for determining who is shrewd and who is poor
Something we know about people: if they do it once, they'll do it again When you hold a grudge you're letting someone live rent-free in your head
No one has the right to ask you to set yourself on fire so they can be warm Don't give shooters the fame they seek. Forget their names. Don't show their faces
Three can keep a secret if two are dead -Ben Franklin People are a lot of work
Angry is the body guard of hurt Forgiveness is overrated
The U.S. should be at full employment with all the outrage manufactured here Well played, parents who name their kids with unguessable alternate spellings
Some of the worst people teach us some of the best lessons If Jesus had a gun he'd be alive today
The most common craving of pregnant women is to no longer be pregnant It's always ourselves that we love the least
Facts are potholes people avoid as they hurry to their opinions Giving rights to other people takes none away from you. It's not pie
Those who know least obey best If you don't watch the news you are uninformed If you do watch the news you are misinformed
We won't solve our problems using the same thinking that created them Still waiting to see hate fix a problem
Society is like a stew. It must be stirred up once in a while or a layer of scum forms on top Negative coverage does not mean media bias. Is bias why no one reports cancer's benefits?
Some people drag clouds around with them then complain that it's raining C'mon people, toughen up
Don't overestimate the decency of the human race. -H.L. Mencken Stop expecting everyone to agree
Unyoked capitalism is a beast that will trample the noblest of intentions. -David Hewrist No one really listens to anyone anymore and if you try it for a while you'll see why
Can we bring back Don't Ask, Don't Tell but for vegans? OMG my mother was right about everything!
The reward for conformity is that everyone likes you. Except you. A bully is always a coward -Spanish proverb
eww... people WebMD's default diagnosis should be hypochondriac
We'll never be rid of charlatans, people are just so darn easy to fool I wish you'd get to the part of your story where it relates to something I can say about me
Does the human race have a Yelp page? I want to give it a 1-star rating All lies matter
What I like about people is their dogs Cigarettes don't kill people, cancer kills people. This logic brought to you by the NRA
People saying "relax, everything will be ok" is a big reason things are not ok Much of human behavior is explained by the need to feel superior to someone else
Too much pluribus not enough unum In case you thought there's hope for mankind: A growing number of people say that the earth is flat
When two people grow apart, it's often because one stopped growing How did people ignore each other before cell phones?
If you believe in White Supremacy you haven't watched enough America's Funniest Home Videos I love my country, but her citizens, not so much
People love when you make them think they're thinking but hate when you actually make them think Strangers lose half their charm once you meet them
The best thing about people is their dogs Ain't nobody wants to think no more they just wants to be angry
Proof we're doomed #4,907: An Omarosa tantrum was a bigger story than the destruction of Net Neutrality
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