Oh Those Humans, page 4
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Never be ashamed of who you are. That's your parent's job Sorry we ruined everything -Boomers
Eh, good enough. -Mediocretes You’ll never look good trying to make someone else look bad
The most common way people give up their power is thinking they don't have any -Alice Walker Just because you want to believe it doesn’t make it true
Make them nameless not famous All men are born equal but do not stay that way
If we ever get invaded by space aliens I’m defecting Where do I go for a restraining order against “everybody”?
Some people have a problem for every solution Nothing's working, not even our total refusal to face facts
I want to believe it so it must be true Truth is precious. Is that why people rarely use it
I don’t believe what you say because I see what you do People would rather be wrong than be different
My species disappoints me Let free dumb ring
The only thing we have to fear are those who tell us to be afraid Should I call you or can we handle it with a quick 74 texts?
America is in urgent need of an antidope All that some people know about history they learned from We Didn’t Start The Fire
My great grandfather didn't cross an ocean to come here just to see his country overrun by immigrants An average 18-year-old can survive 24 days without food, and 3 days without Internet
Actions speak louder than words but not nearly as often –Mark Twain What I like about people is their dogs
Everything would be OK if we worshiped celebrities harder I try to see the best in people but some of you hide it really well
When we were young we set out to change the world and I think we did it wrong People are to be taken in very small doses -Ralph Waldo Emerson
That’s some concrete thinking: mixed up and set really hard Let us be glad that ceiling fans cannot hold the weight of a human
God heals, and the physician takes the fee. -French proverb When everyone thinks alike that’s not called thinking
The first rule of Passive-Aggressive Club Actually, know what, it’s not important, never mind They want you to be afraid
You’re doing this again? -History Your inability to comprehend science is not an argument against it
Maybe you’re not depressed. Maybe you’re just surrounded by jerks Wealth doesn't change people, it reveals them
When you disagree with someone yell and use insults. It helps them hear you with an open mind Do not expect evidence to persuade a fool
Invite a clown, expect a circus People would rather be wrong than be different
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends -Martin Luther King Spelling is ded
The supply of truth has always exceeded the demand Not everyone who smiles at you means it
You can’t believe everything you hear but apparently you can repeat it A con man can be dumb as long as his victims are dumber
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