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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thrice, wow, you're really good at this Everyone wants to shine but no one wants to polish
Angry is the body guard of hurt The most common craving of pregnant women is to no longer be pregnant
When many expect a mighty stallion they will find hooves on an ant -Terry Pratchett When you hold a grudge you're letting someone live rent-free in your head
Some of the worst people teach us some of the best lessons Those who know least obey best
Facts are potholes people avoid as they hurry to their opinions Capitalism is a method for determining who is shrewd and who is poor
Too big to jail If you don't watch the news you are uninformed If you do watch the news you are misinformed
Unyoked capitalism is a beast that will trample the noblest of intentions. -David Hewrist The U.S. should be at full employment with all the outrage manufactured here
C'mon people, toughen up Don't give shooters the fame they seek. Forget their names. Don't show their faces
Something we know about people: if they do it once, they'll do it again Stop expecting everyone to agree
If you get home after midnight missing a shoe you're not Cinderella, you're drunk Negative coverage does not mean media bias. Is bias why no one reports cancer's benefits?
Try hypocrisy! Everyone’s using it! Still waiting to see hate fix a problem
Society is like a stew. It must be stirred up once in a while or a layer of scum forms on top We'll never be rid of charlatans, people are just so darn easy to fool
There’s a lot of crazy bottled up in people Some people drag clouds around with them then complain that it's raining
Don't overestimate the decency of the human race. -H.L. Mencken Too much pluribus not enough unum
The reward for conformity is that everyone likes you. Except you. No one really listens to anyone anymore and if you try it for a while you'll see why
We won't solve our problems using the same thinking that created them OMG my mother was right about everything!
People saying "relax, everything will be ok" is a big reason things are not ok All lies matter
A bully is always a coward -Spanish proverb Much of human behavior is explained by the need to feel superior to someone else
People aree so gullible on April 1st and even worse every other day Can we bring back Don't Ask, Don't Tell but for vegans?
eww... people In case you thought there's hope for mankind: A growing number of people say that the earth is flat
When two people grow apart, it's often because one stopped growing How did people ignore each other before cell phones?
People love when you make them think they're thinking but hate when you actually make them think If you believe in White Supremacy you haven't watched enough America's Funniest Home Videos
WebMD's default diagnosis should be hypochondriac Strangers lose half their charm once you meet them
Too many humans The best thing about people is their dogs
Try Anger: Easier than thinking & makes you feel strong! Being slightly peeved is not a reason to call the cops
Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people You don’t love America if you hate half the people in it
NOT having a tattoo has suddenl become an expression of individuality Man is a successful animal, that's all -Remy de Gourmont
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