Oh Those Humans, page 4
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Never be ashamed of who you are. That's your parent's job Sorry we ruined everything -Boomers
Eh, good enough. -Mediocretes The most common way people give up their power is thinking they don't have any -Alice Walker
Nothing's working, not even our total refusal to face facts Should I call you or can we handle it with a quick 74 texts?
Make them nameless not famous All that some people know about history they learned from We Didn’t Start The Fire
If we ever get invaded by space aliens I’m defecting All men are born equal but do not stay that way
Some people have a problem for every solution Truth is precious. Is that why people rarely use it
I don’t believe what you say because I see what you do My great grandfather didn't cross an ocean to come here just to see his country overrun by immigrants
An average 18-year-old can survive 24 days without food, and 3 days without Internet My species disappoints me
America is in urgent need of an antidope Let free dumb ring
The only thing we have to fear are those who tell us to be afraid Where do I go for a restraining order against “everybody”?
What I like about people is their dogs I try to see the best in people but some of you hide it really well
I want to believe it so it must be true When we were young we set out to change the world and I think we did it wrong
Actions speak louder than words but not nearly as often –Mark Twain Everything would be OK if we worshiped celebrities harder
Let us be glad that ceiling fans cannot hold the weight of a human People are to be taken in very small doses -Ralph Waldo Emerson
That’s some concrete thinking: mixed up and set really hard Wealth doesn't change people, it reveals them
God heals, and the physician takes the fee. -French proverb They want you to be afraid
The first rule of Passive-Aggressive Club Actually, know what, it’s not important, never mind When you disagree with someone yell and use insults. It helps them hear you with an open mind
You’re doing this again? -History Your inability to comprehend science is not an argument against it
Maybe you’re not depressed. Maybe you’re just surrounded by jerks When everyone thinks alike that’s not called thinking
Do not expect evidence to persuade a fool People would rather be wrong than be different
Spelling is ded Invite a clown, expect a circus
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends -Martin Luther King The supply of truth has always exceeded the demand
Not everyone who smiles at you means it You can’t believe everything you hear but apparently you can repeat it
A con man can be dumb as long as his victims are dumber Woke just means you give a damn about other people (Jane Fonda)
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