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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thrice, wow, you're really good at this Everyone wants to shine but no one wants to polish
Angry is the body guard of hurt The most common craving of pregnant women is to no longer be pregnant
When many expect a mighty stallion they will find hooves on an ant -Terry Pratchett When you hold a grudge you're letting someone live rent-free in your head
Some of the worst people teach us some of the best lessons Those who know least obey best
Facts are potholes people avoid as they hurry to their opinions Capitalism is a method for determining who is shrewd and who is poor
Too big to jail If you don't watch the news you are uninformed If you do watch the news you are misinformed
Does the human race have a Yelp page? I want to give it a 1-star rating The U.S. should be at full employment with all the outrage manufactured here
C'mon people, toughen up Don't give shooters the fame they seek. Forget their names. Don't show their faces
Something we know about people: if they do it once, they'll do it again Stop expecting everyone to agree
Unyoked capitalism is a beast that will trample the noblest of intentions. -David Hewrist Negative coverage does not mean media bias. Is bias why no one reports cancer's benefits?
If you get home after midnight missing a shoe you're not Cinderella, you're drunk Still waiting to see hate fix a problem
Society is like a stew. It must be stirred up once in a while or a layer of scum forms on top Ain't nobody wants to think no more they just wants to be angry
Can we bring back Don't Ask, Don't Tell but for vegans? Some people drag clouds around with them then complain that it's raining
Don't overestimate the decency of the human race. -H.L. Mencken We won't solve our problems using the same thinking that created them
The reward for conformity is that everyone likes you. Except you. We'll never be rid of charlatans, people are just so darn easy to fool
No one really listens to anyone anymore and if you try it for a while you'll see why OMG my mother was right about everything!
People saying "relax, everything will be ok" is a big reason things are not ok All lies matter
A bully is always a coward -Spanish proverb Much of human behavior is explained by the need to feel superior to someone else
People love when you make them think they're thinking but hate when you actually make them think Too much pluribus not enough unum
When two people grow apart, it's often because one stopped growing In case you thought there's hope for mankind: A growing number of people say that the earth is flat
There’s a lot of crazy bottled up in people How did people ignore each other before cell phones?
eww... people The best thing about people is their dogs
WebMD's default diagnosis should be hypochondriac If you believe in White Supremacy you haven't watched enough America's Funniest Home Videos
People aree so gullible on April 1st and even worse every other day Strangers lose half their charm once you meet them
Try hypocrisy! Everyone’s using it! Too many humans
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