Oh Those Humans, page 4
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Never be ashamed of who you are. That's your parent's job Sorry we ruined everything -Boomers
Eh, good enough. -Mediocretes Just because you want to believe it doesn’t make it true
The most common way people give up their power is thinking they don't have any -Alice Walker You’ll never look good trying to make someone else look bad
Make them nameless not famous Where do I go for a restraining order against “everybody”?
If we ever get invaded by space aliens I’m defecting All men are born equal but do not stay that way
Some people have a problem for every solution Take my advice now, while I'm still young enough to know everything
Nothing's working, not even our total refusal to face facts Damaged people damage people
I don’t believe what you say because I see what you do Losing faith in humanity one person at a time
My species disappoints me Truth is precious. Is that why people rarely use it
The only thing we have to fear are those who tell us to be afraid Let free dumb ring
America is in urgent need of an antidope All that some people know about history they learned from We Didn’t Start The Fire
People would rather be wrong than be different An average 18-year-old can survive 24 days without food, and 3 days without Internet
Actions speak louder than words but not nearly as often –Mark Twain The first rule of Passive-Aggressive Club Actually, know what, it’s not important, never mind
When everyone thinks alike that’s not called thinking Everything would be OK if we worshiped celebrities harder
My great grandfather didn't cross an ocean to come here just to see his country overrun by immigrants What I like about people is their dogs
Your inability to comprehend science is not an argument against it Let us be glad that ceiling fans cannot hold the weight of a human
God heals, and the physician takes the fee. -French proverb People are to be taken in very small doses -Ralph Waldo Emerson
When we were young we set out to change the world and I think we did it wrong I try to see the best in people but some of you hide it really well
Wealth doesn't change people, it reveals them You’re doing this again? -History
They want you to be afraid Should I call you or can we handle it with a quick 74 texts?
Not everyone who smiles at you means it Invite a clown, expect a circus
Maybe you’re not depressed. Maybe you’re just surrounded by jerks Spelling is ded
People would rather be wrong than be different Well, hello there, bad decision, you sure do look pretty
Do not expect evidence to persuade a fool That’s some concrete thinking: mixed up and set really hard
I want to believe it so it must be true
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