Oh Those Humans, page 4
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Never be ashamed of who you are. That's your parent's job My species disappoints me
Eh, good enough. -Mediocretes The most common way people give up their power is thinking they don't have any -Alice Walker
All that some people know about history they learned from We Didn’t Start The Fire Should I call you or can we handle it with a quick 74 texts?
Make them nameless not famous The only thing we have to fear are those who tell us to be afraid
If we ever get invaded by space aliens I’m defecting All men are born equal but do not stay that way
Some people have a problem for every solution Truth is precious. Is that why people rarely use it
If you’re not going to do anything about it stop complaining about it My great grandfather didn't cross an ocean to come here just to see his country overrun by immigrants
An average 18-year-old can survive 24 days without food, and 3 days without Internet Let free dumb ring
America is in urgent need of an antidope I want to believe it so it must be true
Sorry we ruined everything -Boomers Where do I go for a restraining order against “everybody”?
I don’t believe what you say because I see what you do Let us be glad that ceiling fans cannot hold the weight of a human
What I like about people is their dogs When we were young we set out to change the world and I think we did it wrong
Actions speak louder than words but not nearly as often –Mark Twain Everything would be OK if we worshiped celebrities harder
That’s some concrete thinking: mixed up and set really hard The supply of truth has always exceeded the demand
God heals, and the physician takes the fee. -French proverb I try to see the best in people but some of you hide it really well
You’re doing this again? -History They want you to be afraid
Your inability to comprehend science is not an argument against it When you disagree with someone yell and use insults. It helps them hear you with an open mind
Do not expect evidence to persuade a fool Invite a clown, expect a circus
People would rather be wrong than be different When everyone thinks alike that’s not called thinking
Maybe you’re not depressed. Maybe you’re just surrounded by jerks The first rule of Passive-Aggressive Club Actually, know what, it’s not important, never mind
Spelling is ded Not everyone who smiles at you means it
A con man can be dumb as long as his victims are dumber Woke just means you give a damn about other people (Jane Fonda)
You can’t believe everything you hear but apparently you can repeat it In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends -Martin Luther King
Wealth doesn't change people, it reveals them Closed minds always seem to be connected to open mouths
Braggarts constantly put their feats in their mouths
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