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Cell phones don't annoy people, morons using cell phones annoy people Our technology has exceeded our humanity -Albert Einstein
No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why. -Mignon McLaughlin Children are our future. Get ready for a cruel, violent future
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. -Oscar Wilde Political Correctness means always having to say I'm sorry
Too much pluribus not enough unum People are bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling
If only we could switch alcohol's effect on brain cells and fat cells Trying to contact outer space civilizations could be like the mouse beckoning a cat
Your mental health is inversely proportional to the number of inspirational quotes you post Deep down inside, all people are good. But it's hard to get through the ribs to the tasty parts
The rich require an abundant supply of the poor -Voltaire VHEMT Thank you for not breeding
When someone says "It's not the money it's the principle," it's the money Humans: proof that Intelligent Design cannot possibly be true
Sure you can change a person, look how easy it is to change yourself Americans will always do the right thing, after they've exhausted all the alternatives. -Winston Churchill
I wish I'd listened to my mother when I was young. There might have been something important Mediocre people are always at their best
The closet is for clothes Some people will believe anything if it is whispered to them
Bitching and moaning is not multitasking The only fool bigger than a know-it-all is the one who argues with him
Everyone wants to be special but no one wants to be different Just because they make it in your size doesn't mean you should wear it
Feed the poor, you'll be called a saint; ask why there are poor, you'll be called a communist A wise man values his enemies more than a fool values his friends
Ignorance always picks up confidence as it goes along If they want to give guns to people in schools it should be the lunch ladies
A bleeding heart is better than no heart at all We're all a little fragile
Deep, deep down, most people are shallow It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled
As optimist, pessimist and realist argued over the glass of water, opportunist drank it The scariest thing about socialized medicine is the people who are scared of socialized medicine
If we were meant to pop out of bed, we'd sleep in toasters Anger is not an argument
Haters used to be called jerks and we all just ignored them Prisons build better criminals
For some people failure is not an option, it's standard equipment The people who deserve nothing are often handed everything
What the hell is wrong with people? If you think the human body is obscene, complain to the manufacturer
People are jerks, get used to it People who know the least always seem to know it the loudest
Almost everyone seems normal until you get to know them If people are good only because they fear punishment and hope for reward, we are a sorry lot indeed  -Einstein
The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his way My great grandfather didn't cross an ocean to come here just to see his country overrun by immigrants
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