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The only fool bigger than a know-it-all is the one who argues with him Our technology has exceeded our humanity -Albert Einstein
If I had a taser I'm sure I'd be curious and try it on myself so that's why I don't have a taser When someone says "It's not the money it's the principle," it's the money
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. -Oscar Wilde Still waiting to see hate fix a problem
If we continue to accumulate only power and not wisdom, we will surely destroy ourselves -Carl Sagan Political Correctness means always having to say I'm sorry
What the hell is wrong with people? Trying to contact outer space civilizations could be like the mouse beckoning a cat
Your mental health is inversely proportional to the number of inspirational quotes you post The rich require an abundant supply of the poor -Voltaire
Just because they make it in your size doesn't mean you should wear it Humans: proof that Intelligent Design cannot possibly be true
I wish I'd listened to my mother when I was young. There might have been something important Cell phones don't annoy people, morons using cell phones annoy people
Americans will always do the right thing, after they've exhausted all the alternatives. -Winston Churchill No one really listens to anyone anymore and if you try it for a while you'll see why
Sure you can change a person, look how easy it is to change yourself Everyone wants to be special but no one wants to be different
The closet is for clothes Anger is not an argument
Bitching and moaning is not multitasking If they want to give guns to people in schools it should be the lunch ladies
Ignorance always picks up confidence as it goes along A wise man values his enemies more than a fool values his friends
Deep, deep down, most people are shallow We're all a little fragile
It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled A bleeding heart is better than no heart at all
Feed the poor, you'll be called a saint; ask why there are poor, you'll be called a communist The people who deserve nothing are often handed everything
Men act right only upon compulsion -Machiavelli Prisons build better criminals
As optimist, pessimist and realist argued over the glass of water, opportunist drank it If we were meant to pop out of bed, we'd sleep in toasters
People are jerks, get used to it If people are good only because they fear punishment and hope for reward, we are a sorry lot indeed  -Einstein
Almost everyone seems normal until you get to know them The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his way
People are a lot of work Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering
For some people failure is not an option, it's standard equipment If you think the human body is obscene, complain to the manufacturer
Angry is the body guard of hurt Try hypocrisy! Everyone’s using it!
Haters used to be called jerks and we all just ignored them C'mon people, toughen up
People who know the least always seem to know it the loudest My great grandfather didn't cross an ocean to come here just to see his country overrun by immigrants
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