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Cell phones don't annoy people, morons using cell phones annoy people Our technology has exceeded our humanity -Albert Einstein
If I had a taser I'm sure I'd be curious and try it on myself so that's why I don't have a taser Children are our future. Get ready for a cruel, violent future
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. -Oscar Wilde Political Correctness means always having to say I'm sorry
If we continue to accumulate only power and not wisdom, we will surely destroy ourselves -Carl Sagan People are bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling
What the hell is wrong with people? Trying to contact outer space civilizations could be like the mouse beckoning a cat
Your mental health is inversely proportional to the number of inspirational quotes you post The rich require an abundant supply of the poor -Voltaire
Humans: proof that Intelligent Design cannot possibly be true VHEMT Thank you for not breeding
I wish I'd listened to my mother when I was young. There might have been something important When someone says "It's not the money it's the principle," it's the money
Just because they make it in your size doesn't mean you should wear it The only fool bigger than a know-it-all is the one who argues with him
Sure you can change a person, look how easy it is to change yourself Americans will always do the right thing, after they've exhausted all the alternatives. -Winston Churchill
The closet is for clothes Some people will believe anything if it is whispered to them
Bitching and moaning is not multitasking If they want to give guns to people in schools it should be the lunch ladies
Everyone wants to be special but no one wants to be different A wise man values his enemies more than a fool values his friends
Deep, deep down, most people are shallow Anger is not an argument
Ignorance always picks up confidence as it goes along A bleeding heart is better than no heart at all
Feed the poor, you'll be called a saint; ask why there are poor, you'll be called a communist We're all a little fragile
Prisons build better criminals It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled
As optimist, pessimist and realist argued over the glass of water, opportunist drank it The scariest thing about socialized medicine is the people who are scared of socialized medicine
People are jerks, get used to it If we were meant to pop out of bed, we'd sleep in toasters
Haters used to be called jerks and we all just ignored them The people who deserve nothing are often handed everything
For some people failure is not an option, it's standard equipment If people are good only because they fear punishment and hope for reward, we are a sorry lot indeed  -Einstein
Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering If you think the human body is obscene, complain to the manufacturer
Almost everyone seems normal until you get to know them Men act right only upon compulsion -Machiavelli
The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his way People who know the least always seem to know it the loudest
People are a lot of work My great grandfather didn't cross an ocean to come here just to see his country overrun by immigrants
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