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just because you're offended doesn't mean you're right The human brain works non-stop from birth till the moment you have to speak in public
Denial: Don't Even Notice I Am Lying Arguing with a fool only doubles the number of fools in the argument
Belief in myths allows the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought -John F. Kennedy Some of us learn from the mistakes of others and some of us are the others
Some people are so poor all they have is money Your parents weren't always boring, they got that way from raising kids
A glutton digs his grave with his teeth -French Proverb Givers must set limits because takers seldom do
Personhood begins at the moment of incorporation When people agree with me I start to worry I may be wrong
Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities -Voltaire No matter what happens somebody will always take it too seriously
1% of people are allergic to gluten and 99% of people are sick of hearing about it The trouble with human progress is that it has gone on too long
Don't get too impressed with yourself, you're 73% water It ain't pretty being easy
How quickly revolutions grow old and, worse still, respectable. C.K. Chesterton It's crazy to argue with a crazy person
You're a pretty good singer -alcohol We're all going to die. And we know it. You'd think we'd be kinder.
I am offended by your use of the term "politically correct" Jesus didn't heal for profit
Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies -Thomas Jefferson Most family trees are in need of serious pruning
If you don't have anything nice to say... welcome to the club Unyoked capitalism is a beast that will trample the noblest of intentions. -David Hewrist
Hell is other people -Jean Paul Satre Your most powerful weapon against bad TV is the remote
People think about you way less than you think about them thinking about you FAKE TAN: Because it's fun to look like you've been swimming in a giant bag of Cheetos
We teach kids that sex is dirty and shameful and they should save it for the one they love Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people
We're all mad here Parenting... because screwing up your own life isn't enough
In his private heart no man much respects himself -Mark Twain We'll never be rid of charlatans, people are just so darn easy to fool
Some people drag clouds around with them then complain that it's raining Mass movements can rise and spread without belief in a god, but never without belief in a devil -Eric Hoffer
Even the guys who WTFM don't RTFM If you help someone and expect something in return, that's not kindness it's business
For most of history Anonymous was a woman Much of human behavior is explained by the need to feel superior to someone else
Well played, parents who name their kids with unguessable alternate spellings There’s a lot of crazy bottled up in people
Life got much easier when I stopped expecting people to make sense How long before we work the bugs out of this whole "civilization" thing?
There isn't anything wrong with giant corporations a conscience wouldn't cure A bully is always a coward -Spanish proverb
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