Oh Those Humans, page 3

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Shouting doesn't make you right it just makes you wrong louder How long before we work the bugs out of this whole "civilization" thing?
A bully is always a coward -Spanish proverb In his private heart no man much respects himself -Mark Twain
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thrice, wow, you're really good at this Much of human behavior is explained by the need to feel superior to someone else
Some people drag clouds around with them then complain that it's raining People think about you way less than you think about them thinking about you
The U.S. should be at full employment with all the outrage manufactured here The trouble with human progress is that it has gone on too long
WebMD's default diagnosis should be hypochondriac Well played, parents who name their kids with unguessable alternate spellings
Can we bring back Don't Ask, Don't Tell but for vegans? We'll never be rid of charlatans, people are just so darn easy to fool
Society is like a stew. It must be stirred up once in a while or a layer of scum forms on top Don't give shooters the fame they seek. Forget their names. Don't show their faces
The weight of your words is not increased with quantity Some people will believe anything especially if they hear it whispered
People love when you make them think they're thinking but hate when you actually make them think Strangers lose half their charm once you meet them
No matter what happens somebody will always take it too seriously We are just carbon and bad timing
Arguing with a fool only doubles the number of fools in the argument We accept the love we think we deserve
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple Truth is always the most unpopular kid in the room
Almost everyone seems normal until you get to know them Haters used to be called jerks and we all just ignored them
If you help someone and expect something in return, that's not kindness it's business More science, less deniance
The human brain works non-stop from birth till the moment you have to speak in public Nothing brings people together faster than something that’s none of their business
I mistrust any organization that contains people Three great forces rule the world: stupidity, fear and greed -Albert Einstein
Denial: Don't Even Notice I Am Lying We have Google and Wikipedia how are so many people still so wrong about so much?!
Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people It’s dangerous to make people think
The best thing about people is their dogs There’s a lot of crazy bottled up in people
Try Anger: Easier than thinking & makes you feel strong! How did people ignore each other before cell phones?
Which is the better way to fall asleep, worry about the future or agonize over the past? Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. -Oscar Wilde
forgiveness is overrated Careful! We don't want to learn from this
Politically correct doesn’t mean actually correct When two people grow apart, it's often because one stopped growing
Sure you can change a person, look how easy it is to change yourself Everyone lies. Most of all to themselves
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