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just because you're offended doesn't mean you're right The human brain works non-stop from birth till the moment you have to speak in public
Denial: Don't Even Notice I Am Lying Capitalism is the astounding belief that the wickedest of men will do the wickedest of things for the greatest good of everyone -John Maynard Keynes
Belief in myths allows the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought -John F. Kennedy Arguing with a fool only doubles the number of fools in the argument
Some people are so poor all they have is money When people agree with me I start to worry I may be wrong
A glutton digs his grave with his teeth -French Proverb Givers must set limits because takers seldom do
Personhood begins at the moment of incorporation Your parents weren't always boring, they got that way from raising kids
Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities -Voltaire Some of us learn from the mistakes of others and some of us are the others
No matter what happens somebody will always take it too seriously 1% of people are allergic to gluten and 99% of people are sick of hearing about it
Don't get too impressed with yourself, you're 73% water The trouble with human progress is that it has gone on too long
Thanks, Mainstream Media, for keeping the people in line! Still waiting for bankers to go to jail
We're all going to die. And we know it. You'd think we'd be kinder. You're a pretty good singer -alcohol
Neuter everyone I am offended by your use of the term "politically correct"
Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies -Thomas Jefferson How quickly revolutions grow old and, worse still, respectable. C.K. Chesterton
If you don't have anything nice to say... welcome to the club Jesus didn't heal for profit
We taught kids there's no I in team now let's work on no U in forty Slacker's Motto: I did the best I could
Alright, let's be done with it and just shoot everyone It ain't pretty being easy
People think about you way less than you think about them thinking about you It's crazy to argue with a crazy person
Most family trees are in need of serious pruning Jesus had two dads and he turned out just fine
Hell is other people -Jean Paul Satre If you help someone and expect something in return, that's not kindness it's business
Your most powerful weapon against bad TV is the remote In his private heart no man much respects himself -Mark Twain
We teach kids that sex is dirty and shameful and they should save it for the one they love You call it a flash mob, I call it a moron flock
For most of history Anonymous was a woman We're all mad here
Mass movements can rise and spread without belief in a god, but never without belief in a devil -Eric Hoffer Parenting... because screwing up your own life isn't enough
Life got much easier when I stopped expecting people to make sense Even the guys who WTFM don't RTFM
FAKE TAN: Because it's fun to look like you've been swimming in a giant bag of Cheetos There isn't anything wrong with giant corporations a conscience wouldn't cure
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