Tribulations, page 2

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My imaginary friend filed a restraining order against me Of course I'm out of my mind, it's dark and scary in there!
Help, I'm making mistakes faster than I can learn from them Just tell Nemo you couldn't find him because you were getting high. He'll understand.
Same crap different day Monday is a rotten way to spend 1/7 of your life
Why do they want dinner every single night? My bad decisions haunt me
There is no bright side Eyelashes are to keep stuff out of your eye but half of what gets in there is eyelashes
I despair, therefore oh, nevermind, it doesn't matter I drink so much coffee because I don't get enough sleep because I drink so much coffee
Oh-oh. Time to repress another memory The only problem with doing nothing, I never know when I'm done
If each day is a gift today was underpants I'm against protesting. I just don't know how to show it
All this pain and still no gain My mood ring isn't a fashion statement, it's a court order
My psychiatrist says I'm paranoid but he's just out to get me Do something right, no one remembers. Do something wrong, no one forgets
Coffee isn't helping, get the jumper cables You are being lied to
They tell you to be yourself then they judge you for it Why is there always so much month left at the end of the money?
I've noticed a common thread in all my problems... me I got a new pair of skinny jeans, they're my old regular jeans
The worst part of Monday is hearing you complain about Mondays So much to do, so few people to do it for me
I tried to child-proof the house but my kids found a way back in I had too much to dream last night
Damned if you do bored if you don't I'm having an out-of-money experience
My life is a romantic comedy minus the romance and the comedy I had friends on that Death Star
This would be funny if I wasn't clinically depressed I think some of my choices may have been ill considered
Same circus different clowns Just when I think I'm winning the rat race, along come faster rats
I'd start working out but I don't have a good Before picture yet Is everything that expensive or am I just that poor?
There aren't enough hours in the day to put off all the things I don't want to do I thought credit limit was just a suggestion
Today is the tomorrow you forgot to plan for yesterday Opportunity once knocked at my door but it was looking for someone else
I scream, you scream, the police come, it's awkward I was not unlucky in love, I was unlucky court
I'm so stressed I'm getting on my own nerves Goodbye my hopes and dreams
It's been a ctrl-alt-del kind of day Urinal cakes aren't really cakes
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