Tribulations, page 4
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I’m like a battery. No one ever includes me in anything Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse
I think my guardian angel drinks Reality don’t care
This is not the future I expected My bad decisions are not as good as they used to be
I regret not having done more things to regret OK, I’d like to wake up now
Another day ruined by adulthood Some of my worst mistakes were haircuts
It’s said all good things must end, but there’s ominous silence about bad things These are hard times for dreamers
Straight outta money I make far too many choices based on my phone’s battery life
Dystopia was better when it was make believe The trouble is, you think you have time
Been waiting so long for my ship to come in, my dock rotted What chapter of Revelations are we living in right now?
The only hug some people get is static cling I hate when I realize it’s only Thursday not Friday and then get told it’s actually just Wednesday
I have a bad feeling that these are the good ol’ days If you're not outraged you're not paying attention
Verily, today doth bite This is the worst Monday since last Monday
Studies show the best time to plan ahead is usually way before now Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my fast metabolism the most
Life is a soup and I seem to be a fork something's wrong
If you have no seat at the table, you're probably on the menu If you don't watch the news you are uninformed. If you do watch the news you are misinformed
I’m exhausted from trying not to show how tired I am Hang in there it gets worse
Fed up Normal has lost all meaning
Slept like a baby last night. Woke up every two hours crying When I used to daydream about the future this wasn't what I had in mind
Due to budget cuts the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off This week has been the longest year ever
Technology has exceeded my grasp Living the dream (Plan B)
I started the day with a plan but it just laughed and ran away I can't afford the gas to get to the gas station
My houseplants hate me
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