Tribulations, page 4
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I have a bad feeling that these are the good ol’ days I think my guardian angel drinks
Oh no! This is my circus and those are my monkeys This is the worst Monday since last Monday
OK, I’d like to wake up now Today was easy — like standing up in a hammock
One thing worse than a cold toilet seat is a warm one Another day ruined by adulthood
Straight outta money My bad decisions are not as good as they used to be
Not ready for all this The trouble is, you think you have time
Been waiting so long for my ship to come in, my dock rotted I do not have ducks. Or a row. I have squirrels. In a rave.
Verily, today doth bite This is not the future I expected
I make far too many choices based on my phone’s battery life I hate when I realize it’s only Thursday not Friday and then get told it’s actually just Wednesday
Some of my worst mistakes were haircuts My lexicon of profanity is not sufficient to cope with today
I’m like a battery. No one ever includes me in anything Reality don’t care
Dystopia was better when it was make believe It’s said all good things must end, but there’s ominous silence about bad things
My life is going just like I drew it up with my foot I regret not having done more things to regret
This would be funny if it weren't happening to me Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my fast metabolism the most
Life is a soup and I seem to be a fork I hate when my brain gives me the silent treatment
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse If you don't watch the news you are uninformed. If you do watch the news you are misinformed
I’m exhausted from trying not to show how tired I am If you have no seat at the table, you're probably on the menu
something's wrong These are hard times for dreamers
If you're not outraged you're not paying attention Slept like a baby last night. Woke up every two hours crying
Studies show the best time to plan ahead is usually way before now The only hug some people get is static cling
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