Tribulations, page 3

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Today is the tomorrow you forgot to plan for yesterday mudestfrabrgain
My life is a romantic comedy minus the romance and the comedy Take my word, illegal immigration blows
Don't worry that you may be losing your individuality, millions of people feel the same way Procrastination ate me and won't spit me out
It's been a ctrl-alt-del kind of day Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse
I try to lose weight but it keeps finding me Goodbye my hopes and dreams
You've been fooled Help, I'm making mistakes faster than I can learn from them
too bored to breathe I've become addicted to psychotherapy but I don't know what to do about it
I don't fret about the past, I'm too busy worrying about the future My symptoms never sleep
This will not end well I was really good at math until 2nd grade came along
I scream, you scream, the police come, it's awkward My child flunked out of home school
There are more wishes than stars Warning: Out of meds
We been duped This is not your day
The problem with me is you Can we start the weekend over again? I wasn't ready
An infinite universe and I ended up here?! We are slipping back into darkness
Who to trust? My Cheerios say the Rice Krispies are crazy All that holds me back is being not good enough and not really trying
I shaved my legs for this?! I was not unlucky in love, I was unlucky court
You think all those little cameras are for traffic control, don't you? I got nothin'
There's hope but not for us I try to watch what I eat but I'm just not quick enough
Today has been the exact opposite of fun French fries, the devil's salty fingers
I thought credit limit was just a suggestion V is for the void in my life
I'm tryin' to think, but nothin' happens! I think I need a new heart
I didn't lower my expectations, they crashed on their own Let's pretend this never happened
I've got designer bags under my eyes My Funk Meter seems to be broken. Either that or I am somehow entirely funkless!
Losing faith in humanity one person at a time I try to fight my iimpulses but they usually sucker punch me first
The TV doesn't respect you I sleep fine at night, it's the waking up every hour that's a problem
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