Tribulations, page 3
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I got nothin' So many rooms, so few clues what I came in for
I try to fight my iimpulses but they usually sucker punch me first My life is a romantic comedy minus the romance and the comedy
I sleep fine at night, it's the waking up every hour that's a problem I think I need a new heart
I'm going out of my mind! Please hold my place til I get back I spend like half my life looking for things I had just a minute ago
Best or not, laughter is the only medicine I can still afford I've become addicted to psychotherapy but I don't know what to do about it
I can't remember what not tired feels like All that holds me back is being not good enough and not really trying
I was really good at math until 2nd grade came along My swear jar has more money than my retirement account
I ate healthy to get in shape then I heard you have to do it more than once This appears to be unproductive
Due to circumstances beyond my control I am here The hardest part of waking up is the first 12 hours
Not ready for all this Seems I picked the wrong week to be conscious
It’s just one bucking thing after another You morning people are creating a hostile work environment for the rest of us
I shaved my legs for this? Oh no! This is my circus and those are my monkeys
I’m starting to suspect my calls actually aren’t important to them One thing worse than a cold toilet seat is a warm one
Thank you, ATM fees, for letting me buy my own money I was looking for a book to help with my hoarding problem and now I have 16,000 books
Still waiting for a level up Let's pretend this never happened
I liked it better when Orwell was fiction I started a Neighborhood Watch but my neighbors called the cops on me
It seems Rock Bottom has a basement Dear Wednesday stop acting like Monday
I think I just seized the wrong day My lexicon of profanity is not sufficient to cope with today
No thanks, sleep, I’ll just lie here and review my regrets from 6 years ago This would be funny if it weren't happening to me
If you’re not worried, you’re not paying attention It's been lovely but I have to scream now
My escape key isn’t working. I’m still here! WTF-ing my way through life
Today was easy — like standing up in a hammock If it weren't for stress I'd have no energy at all
The worst thing about mornings is morning people I do not have ducks. Or a row. I have squirrels. In a rave.
My life is going just like I drew it up with my foot I hate when my brain gives me the silent treatment
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