Attitude, page 4
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I wake up with a good attitude then you people ruin it I suffer from that disorder where you’re too easily offended by what I say
Science Fact: The center of the universe is not you I don't like morning people. Or mornings. Or people.
Ask me about… actually, just go away Am I perfect? No. But do I strive each day to be better? Also no.
Funny how? I’m always kind of annoyed with people
Stop judging me for judging you I don’t understand. But also I don’t care. So, no problem
Sarcasm loading, please wait I googled my symptoms. Turns out you’re annoying
You find me offensive? Then stop finding me I’d love to stay and chat except I’m lying
There are two types of people. I don’t like either of them Life is full of disappointments and you just made the list
Today’s Menu: Take it. Leave it Off is how I wish for you to buzz
Didn’t mean to offend you. I was just lucky Live, laugh, leave me alone
Know what else is good for your health? Minding your own business Winning isn't everything, but beating you sure is
Your biggest problem is not knowing you’re the problem I have PMS & GPS Make me mad, I will find you
You say I’m averse to criticism, I say shut up You can definitely be kind of a jerk sometimes
Sorry that common sense offends you so much They tell me to be less stubborn but I am not going to do it
One second, I’m looking for who asked your opinion Sorry, I can’t go. I have a headache scheduled that day
Don’t be part of the problem, be the entire problem The reason kids these days are so grumpy is their music sucks
Cluck around and find out (Chicken) Are you a software update? Because I don’t have time for you
Hear that? That's the sound of nobody caring what you think Shhh, no one cares
I had zero expectations and you managed to fall short of them Here’s to pretending anything changes when the year does
Your data-free opinions are such a delight I find your lack of punctuation disturbing (Darth Vader)
I don't make the rules, I just insist they be enforced on everyone but me Is there a bug repellent that will also work on humans?
I’m offended by you being offended Getting tired of being right all the time
This is gonna hurt me much less than it's gonna hurt you Your opinion matters. Probably, To someone. Or not.
You. Saw. Nothing. Wow, even with your head up your butt you’ve got your nose into my business
Revenge and accidents are two different things. Usually. Could you please get to the part of your story that relates to something I can say about ME
If you want to criticize me please do it in the form of a compliment Attempting to care Please wait
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