Attitude, page 2
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If you can't laugh at yourself, at least let me do it Admitting past mistakes is never easy, so I don't
You're not playing with a full deck. You're a jack off Can you skip to the part where I care?
Funny, I don't recall asking for your opinion Just pretend I'm not here. That's what I'm doing
I'm not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm? I love people to leave me alone
A list of all those asking for your opinion: How about never? Is never good for you?
Gee, I'd like to care, but I don't possess that gene. Don't cry because it's over, just shut up about it already
Don't you think if I were wrong I'd know it? Inner beauty is for amateurs
I'm not bossy I just have better ideas It's cute how you don't know what you're talking about
The difference between salt and your opinion is I sometimes ask for salt Pretending to listen and/or care
I never think about what you think about me If I had a damn I'm pretty sure I wouldn't give it right now
You don't have to agree with me. Go ahead and be wrong I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong
What a fine day for mockery and derision If there's one thing that really annoys me, it's everything
Do I get bonus points if I act like I care? Don't talk to me AFTER I've had my coffee, either
I'm not 100% in love with your tone right now Gee, even with your head up your butt, you still manage to put your foot in your mouth
You have the right to remain silent, but apparently not the ability Keep talking, I'm just going to take a little nap
I have no plans to be careful what I wish for I'm like a cannibal in that I'm fed up with people
You're not as fascinating as you once appeared -Stewie Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand
Relax, none of my self-esteem depends on what you think If I haven't offended you yet I'll be happy to get right on it
Patience guage Sorry I rolled my eyes so loud
I’m going to start invoicing people for wasting my time Don’t expect mere proof to sway my opinion
Sarcasm because… people FYI IDC
Keep talking, I’m diagnosing you You say my big fault is I’m self-obsessed, but how can I have faults when I’m this attractive?
I'm rather disinclined to acquiesce to your request I am not sarcastic when I’m asleep
Please try harder to be smarter Doh may me use my joysey voice (Jersey voice)
Don’t ask me to do stuff I want to be nice but you people make it impossible
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