Attitude, page 3
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Please cancel my subscription to your issues The first rule of business: Stay out of mine
I’m not conceited but I have every right to be I've upped my standards now, up yours
No need to repeat yourself I still won’t be listening Get to the part where I lose my temper
Eeww, people I googled your symptoms, turns out you’re a jerk
If at first you don’t succeed, I told you so! Everyone you meet has a story. That's why I never go out
I see you've got on your new crankypants Good Morning (I mean go away)
So what if I’m wrong? I can yell louder than you Hi. I don’t care. Thanks.
Yes, my opinions are verified as correct Be reasonable. Do it my way
Someday you’ll go far and I’d like it to be today I really value your opinions tht you keep to yourself
I would be a people person except… people I’m the best thing that happened in the 90s
If you think I’m short wait till you see my patience You have a very confident grasp of your misinformation
I’m nice when I want to be. So far, haven’t wanted to Sorry to interrupt your story but it inspires me to start telling this one about me
You’re either on my side or in my way Don’t expect mere proof to sway my opinion
Yes, YTA You can’t please everyone so just concentrate on me
Guess what else is gluten free: Shutting up I’d interrupt less if you were more interesting
No, you’re right, let’s do it the stupidest way possible Don’t be a jerk There, now I’m your life coach
How long are you going to abuse our patience? I don’t have all day
You can’t please everyone but I’m 100% at ticking them off I’m not arguing, you’re just refusing to agree with me
Let's all just get along with me Little known fact: you can do a thing without telling everyone about it
You say bad, I say epic If I don’t tell you, how will you know you’re wrong?
I would explain it to you but I don’t have the time. Or the crayons There are two types of people in the world. Avoid them
Don’t give me your crappy attitude I’ve already got one I would explain it to you but I don’t have the time. Or the crayons
I'd say your hamster has departed your wheel Warning: Patience depleted
A penny for your thoughts seems a little expensive You can stop talking now I already don’t care
I have selective hearing. Sorry, you were not selected Had my attitude tested. I’m negative
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