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(bee) Happy Ask your doctor if medical advice from a TV ad is right for you
Make good choices today for they will be your regrets of tomorrow Deal with the faults of others as gently as your own -Chinese Proverb
If you see someone without a smile, give them one of yours Obey the machine
Dare to be naive -R. Buckminster Fuller Turn that frown upside down. I know a good plastic surgeon
Think globally. Act locally. Conquer your demons or they will conquer you
Question authority Let's get crazy!! And by crazy I mean lunch
Kindness is free so use it with everything Get lost (cabin, trees)
If you're happy and you know it, clank your chains! Make someone’s day a little better
Be kind, especially when you least feel like it Be kind, it confuses people
Teach children how to think not what to think Try civility
Think outside the sticker Listen more, talk less. No one’s ears ever got them in trouble
Fake it until you bake it Take my advice! I'm not using it
Love many. Trust few. Stressed? Try yelling at people
More sci less fi Just scratch some dirt over it and move on
Edit ruthlessly Be happy or else
If you can't say something nice at least be vague Introverts unite, separately, at home
If you want a queen, earn her (Cersei) Have fun with AI. It will soon be having fun with you
Do what the corporations say Go fact yourself
OK, folks, let's tone down the rhetoric Tell the truth but be nimble after -Greek proverb
When all else fails, try denial If you want a puppy start by asking for a pony
If it ain't broke, take it apart and see why not Don’t be part of the problem, be the entire problem
Erase hate Come to the Math side, we have pi
Do everything with the confidence of a 4-year-old in a Batman T-shirt Live each day as if it were your last (but pay bills and stuff just in case)
Zip it, hippie (Ronald Reagan) Be more convincing: yell louder
If there's something you don't want to do, call it Phase Two Ask your dad, he’ll know
Be not simply good; be good for something -Henry David Thoreau Defend the libraries
Do unto others as you would have others do unto you. End of discussion Hiss less. Purr more. (cat)
Take me as I am or watch me as I go Need things to change? Try Wishful Thinking It’s easy!
Save our water Save our power No Data Center Think (outside the box)
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