Exhortations, page 3

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Ask me about better living through denial Comfort the disturbed. Disturb the comfortable
If you can't say something nice at least make it funny Take my advice now, while I'm still young enough to know everything
Stay asleep Stop judging me for judging you
If you leave me a voicemail please text me what it says Think outside the box
Doubt everyone, but keep your doubts to yourself Dance like no one is watching. Cuz they aren't. They're staring at their phones
Enjoy organic food Or as your grandparents called it: food Ignore the nonsense
Be kind to strangers for one of them may be a psychotic killer ready to snap Always be yourself unless you're not, then don't
Blame my parents If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em!
Believe those who seek the truth; doubt those who find it. -Andre Gide Brush my rock 'n' roll hair
Follow your heart. Provided it does not violate state or local laws Think globally. Act locally.
Seek first to understand, then to be understood Chew your words thoroughly before you spit them out
Speak so that your words settle softly onto the hearts of others When you're in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut
Come to the light side, we have health care Give peas a chance. Go vegetarian
Buy local Be more convincing: yell louder
Embrace chaos Know your limits and when to ignore them
To sharpen a point of view hone it against many others Forget your past mistakes and focus on your future mistakes
Stressed? Try yelling at people If you insist on talking loudly on your phone be fascinating
Write hard, die free Smile and wave boys, smile and wave
Be good to those who are good to you Cheer up! Things aren't as bad as they're gonna be
Alright, everyone, let's bring it down a notch Mute the noise
Dress for the job you want (crown) If you're happy and you know it, clank your chains!
Fight truth decay Change the channel
Let’s get crazy!! And by crazy I mean lunch Just scratch some dirt over it and move on
Question authority Stay weird
Deal with the faults of others as gently as your own -Chinese Proverb Love many. Trust few.
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