Men & Women, page 1
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Men are fools. Women are fools, too. Marriage is a matter of degrees: a man loses his bachelor's and a woman gets her master's
Love isn't blind, it's brain damaged My husband's wife is really amazing
the number one cause of divorce is marriage If a man speaks in the forest and there's no woman ther to hear him, is he still wrong?
Boys will be boys. Forever, unfortunately To get a man to do something, suggest that he's too old for it
Nothing makes a beautiful woman less attractive than ugly grammar Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage -Ben Franklin
The only man who'll never disappoint you is Mr. Coffee Sawdust is man glitter
Never cut off your hair over a man -Sheryl Crow I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. Then it was too late
Never criticize your wife's faults. Without them, she'd have a better husband than you Real women drive trucks
No, I haven't met Mr. Right but I have met Mr. Cheap, Mr. Rude and Mr. Cocky All you need to know about marriage is that when someone is murdered the spouse is the first one they suspect
My wife says I'm always pressing her buttons but that's only because I'm looking for MUTE Well behaved women don't make history
Their age is something women won't admit and men won't act Choose a wife by your eye, not your eye
For 28 years, my wife and I were happy and then we met Show me a woman who never feels guilty and I'll show you a man
The longest sentence known to man: I do. Men have only two faults. All they say and all they do.
Behind every successful man is an astonished woman If at first you don't succeed, try doing it the way your wife told you
Real men don't use violence Flirting is the art of being intimate at a safe distance
stop teaching girls to hate their bodies Women are cursed, men are the proof
No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes You need a few bad relationships to really appreciate a good one
We got married for better or worse; he couldn't do better, I couldn't do worse Lloyd Dobler does not exist
Does this patriarchy make my life look less important? Men won't read instructions, women won't follow them
Never marry for money. You can borrow it cheaper -Scottish proverb If you can love the wrong person that much imagine how much you can love the right one
There are two ways to argue with a woman. Neither one works. Boys Lie
A man is incomplete until he's married. Then he's finished Never let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you
Whenever I meet a man I think would be a good husband, he usually is I'm looking for that one special man who'll let me change him into the perfect man for me
Love is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand. It appears your maintenance level is higher than you let on
I fantasize about having two men: One cooking and one cleaning The perfect boyfriend doesn't lie, cheat or exist
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