Men & Women, page 1
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Flirting is the art of being intimate at a safe distance Men won't read instructions, women won't follow them
Marriage: When dating goes too far For 28 years, my wife and I were happy and then we met
Real women drive trucks If a man speaks in the forest and there's no woman ther to hear him, is he still wrong?
I'm looking for that one special man who'll let me change him into the perfect man for me To get a man to do something, suggest that he's too old for it
Nothing makes a beautiful woman less attractive than ugly grammar Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage -Ben Franklin
Show me a woman who never feels guilty and I'll show you a man Choose a wife by your eye, not your eye
Never cut off your hair over a man -Sheryl Crow I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. Then it was too late
My husband's wife is really amazing Love isn't blind, it's brain damaged
No, I haven't met Mr. Right but I have met Mr. Cheap, Mr. Rude and Mr. Cocky All you need to know about marriage is that when someone is murdered the spouse is the first one they suspect
My wife says I'm always pressing her buttons but that's only because I'm looking for MUTE Well behaved women don't make history
Their age is something women won't admit and men won't act The only man who'll never disappoint you is Mr. Coffee
Boys will be boys. Forever, unfortunately the number one cause of divorce is marriage
Never criticize your wife's faults. Without them, she'd have a better husband than you Men have only two faults. All they say and all they do.
The longest sentence known to man: I do. If at first you don't succeed, try doing it the way your wife told you
Real men don't use violence Men are fools. Women are fools, too.
stop teaching girls to hate their bodies Women are cursed, men are the proof
Does this patriarchy make my life look less important? You need a few bad relationships to really appreciate a good one
We got married for better or worse; he couldn't do better, I couldn't do worse Behind every successful man is an astonished woman
If you can love the wrong person that much imagine how much you can love the right one Marriage is a matter of degrees: a man loses his bachelor's and a woman gets her master's
No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes Sawdust is man glitter
There are two ways to argue with a woman. Neither one works. Boys Lie
A man is incomplete until he's married. Then he's finished Never let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you
Whenever I meet a man I think would be a good husband, he usually is Lloyd Dobler does not exist
Love is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand. Never marry for money. You can borrow it cheaper -Scottish proverb
I fantasize about having two men: One cooking and one cleaning It appears your maintenance level is higher than you let on
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