Men & Women, page 4
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Behind every successful man is a woman ...rolling her eyes Love is friendship set on fire. -French Proverb
Dating isn’t so bad when you don’t do it Real men don't read instructions
Men have feelings too (Just kidding) Be with the one who hears the words you leave unspoken
Uppity women unite I’m looking for just the right person to settle for
Life is one fool thing after another. Love is two fool things after each other -Oscar Wilde Give a man an inch and he thinks he's a ruler
In my marriage, I wear the pants... that my wife selects and buys for me My husband said he was going out for milk but never came back and I'm devastated. I had to resort to that powdered stuff
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes, so she hugged me A woman’s place is in the resistance (Princess Leia)
Don’t tell her to calm down Women are born not made
Love never dies a natural death -Anais Nin Men should be glad women only want equality and not revenge
Let me explain to you why “mansplaining” isn’t really a thing Marriage teaches you how many wrong ways there are to do things
The best men are imaginary I wish my computer had as much memory as my wife
The most difficult decision a woman can make isn’t yours When you’re shopping for a husband, remember, the ears are sold separately
A good marriage is a contest of generosity -Diane Sawyer To always remember your wife’s birthday… forget it once
I do what the voices in my wife’s head tell me to When your wife is upset do not make either of these mistakes: 1. Ask what’s wrong 2. Don’t ask what’s wrong
I like my women how I like my coffee – strong, and valued in the workplace A true friend is always there to tell you how bad your ex is looking these days
If he's stupid enough to walk away, be smart enough to let him I should stop acting so bitchy. I’ll be more covert
My wife would never leave me, I’m her tech support Love means never having to say you’re sorry. But, say it anyway
You should text him A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman falls in love through her ears
The term Working Mother is redundant Just got a dog for my spouse. Best trade I ever made
Marriage: When dating goes too far
 
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