Men & Women, page 4

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Love is friendship set on fire. -French Proverb A good marriage is a contest of generosity -Diane Sawyer
Marriage teaches you how many wrong ways there are to do things Let me explain to you why “mansplaining” isn’t really a thing
Better to have loved and lost than to stay with that psycho It wasn’t Eve. It wasn’t Yoko. Stop blaming women
My spouse is a rescue from a previous marriage I live in a correctional facility: my wife is always correcting me
Sawdust is man glitter It’s weird how my wife starts conversations with: You weren’t even listening, were you?
Damn, boy, you must be a bank because I want you to leave me a loan 60% of marriage is shouting what? from another room
Real Men DO Sparkle If a man says he'll fix it, he will. No need to nag him every six months
Is it a sign of a good relationship if we both love the dog more? A woman’s place is in the resistance (Princess Leia)
You have the great personality of someone much less attractive Being single means never having to clear your browser history
Thought my ex-wife hated me but from what I just heard her yell, it’s only my guts Sometimes it's best to just let the dumbass walk away
Nope. Still not married In regard to women, a very wise man once said… nothing
A queen without her king is, historically, far more powerful I was once married to a real animal: A lion ass cheetah
Love must be blind because look at you people Studies show that women with a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it
Dating isn’t so bad when you don’t do it My husband said he was going out for milk but never came back and I'm devastated. I had to resort to that powdered stuff
 
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