Men & Women, page 3
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Tell me again why I need a man? Women spend more time thinking about what men think than men spend actually thinking
Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else -Shaw It's not that I can't commit, I just want to be sure there isn't someone else better out there
Why can't women be like normal people/ Does this patriarchy make my ass look fat?
I always wanted a really hot body so... thanks, menopause! Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success If you love someone, let them go. If they don't come back, call them later when you're drunk
I broke up with my boyfriend because he was in love with someone else. Himself No matter where I am, the only place I want to be is closer to you
Empowered women empower women If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry -Chekov
Call no man unhappy until he is married -Socrates Got my husband a get better soon card. He’s not sick, I just think he could be better
You have the great personality of someone much less attractive Men are taught to apologize for their weaknesses, women for their strengths
Men, don't say anything to a woman at work you wouldn't want a man to say to you in prison My wife says my two main faults are I don’t listen… and something else
Love may not make the world go round but it sure makes the ride more fun People who are sensible about love are incapable of it. -Douglas Yates
You complete me like autocorrect Studies show that women with a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it
Love is a single soul inhabiting two bodies -Aristotle Women worry about what men will forget, men worry about what women will remember
I live in a correctional facility: my wife is always correcting me I was once married to a real animal: A lion ass cheetah
If we could put a man on the moon, why not all of them? Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them
My wife finds me sexy* *I can fix things Love must be blind because look at you people
Nothing is really lost until your wife can’t find it Better to have loved and lost than to stay with that psycho
Being single means never having to clear your browser history If a man says he'll fix it, he will. No need to nag him every six months
It wasn’t Eve. It wasn’t Yoko. Stop blaming women Nope. Still not married
It’s weird how my wife starts conversations with: You weren’t even listening, were you? Sometimes it's best to just let the dumbass walk away
Love is like an hourglass; the heart fills up as the brain empties -Jules Renard I married Miss Right before I knew her first name was Always
In regard to women, a very wise man once said… nothing Women like quiet men. They think they're listening
60% of marriage is shouting what? from another room Is it a sign of a good relationship if we both love the dog more?
Settle down sweetie, you’re ovary-acting A queen without her king is, historically, far more powerful
My spouse is a rescue from a previous marriage You can suffer without love, but you cannot love without suffering -German proverb
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