Men & Women, page 3

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I don't make mistakes, I date them Love may not make the world go round but it sure makes the ride more fun
They're called "man-hours" because a woman would get it done in 20 minutes To have someone else's wife is a crime. To have one of your own is punishment
People who are sensible about love are incapable of it. -Douglas Yates No one without a uterus should have a say about abortion
It's not that I can't commit, I just want to be sure there isn't someone else better out there Tell me again why I need a man?
I always wanted a really hot body so... thanks, menopause! A person doesn't need to be perfect to be the perfect person for you
Marriage is a matter of degrees: a man loses his bachelor's and a woman gets her master's Women are cursed, men are the proof
Why can't women be like normal people/ Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else -Shaw
Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last My wife treats me like a god, she ignores me until she needs my help
Women want everything from one man. Men want one thing from every woman My wife says I'm always pressing her buttons but that's only because I'm looking for MUTE
I broke up with my boyfriend because he was in love with someone else. Himself Women like silent men. They think they're listening
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success Boys will be boys. Forever, unfortunately
Behind every great man is a great woman earning 21% less Love is a single soul inhabiting two bodies -Aristotle
If you can love the wrong person that much imagine how much you can love the right one All I want is somebody whose demons will play nice with mine
For sale: Encyclopedia. Just got married. Wife knows everything Call no man unhappy until he is married -Socrates
There are two sides to every divorce: yours and ****head's Nothing makes a beautiful woman less attractive than ugly grammar
Losing a husband can be hard, sometimes nearly impossible My Marxist feminist dialectic brings all the boys to the yard
Never marry for money. You can borrow it cheaper -Scottish proverb Cleavage is like the sun, you can glance but don't stare
We got married for better or worse; he couldn't do better, I couldn't do worse If you love someone, let them go. If they don't come back, call them later when you're drunk
Women spend more time thinking about what men think than men spend actually thinking
You can suffer without love but you can't love without suffering -German proverb Does this patriarchy make my ass look fat?
Love isn't blind, it's brain damaged Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them
Women worry about what men will forget, men worry about what women will remember Real Men DO Sparkle
If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry -Chekov Men, don't say anything to a woman at work you wouldn't want a man to say to you in prison
Empowered women empower women Men are taught to apologize for their weaknesses, women for their strengths
I married Miss Right before I knew her first name was Always If we could put a man on the moon, why not all of them?
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