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My wife knows at least one thing about any subject (that I'm wrong about it) The secret of a happy marriage has yet to be discovered
All I want is somebody whose demons will play nice with mine A woman has the last word in any argument. What a man says after that begins a new argument
Stop trying to fix everything and just listen! real men don't sparkle
My wife treats me like a god, she ignores me until she needs my help The most terrifying thing a husband can hear from a wife is notice anything different?
Arguing with a woman is like being arrested; anything you say can and will be used against you
Behind every great man is a great woman earning 21% less Eve was framed
If you love someone, let them go. If they come back, try not to look too surprised The only men I find who want me for my brains are zombies
Men with an earring make the best husbands. They can take pain and know how to buy jewlry A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong
A woman is always younger than a man of equal years. -Elizabeth Barrett Browning It is most unwise for people in love to marry -George Bernard Shaw
Thinking you understand women is a sign that you don't understand women Men wish women came with instructions. Why? They wouldn't read them
I can get ready in 5 minutes if I have an hour to prepare They're called "man-hours" because a woman would get it done in 20 minutes
Women want everything from one man. Men want one thing from every woman I'm in a long distance relationship with my boyfriend, he llves in the future
Of course I'm right, I'm testosterone free If you want my opinion, go ask my wife
You can gauge a woman by her hands. If they're around your throat she may be annoyed I'm a chick magnet but my polarity is reversed
How do you know when you've met the perfect woman for you? She'll tell you I can have any man I don't want
Women don't want to hear what you think, they want to hear what they think... in a deeper voice My Marxist feminist dialectic brings all the boys to the yard
For sale: Encyclopedia. Just got married. Wife knows everything A man who won't lie to a woman has no consideration for her feelings
If you get married before you have met everyone in the world, you're just settling Laughing at your mistakes can lengthen your life (not true of laughing at your wife's mistakes)
I don't make mistakes, I date them Love is a malady easily cured by marriage
If I had a dollar for every woman who found me unappealing, they would eventually find me appealing Men are idiots and I married their king
Sadly, all men are created equal I'm one more bad relationship from owning 30 cats
In any marriage only one person can be right... the other is the husband There are two sides to every divorce: yours and ****head's
Why can't men be like normal people? Call no man unhappy until he is married -Socrates
Losing a husband can be hard, sometimes nearly impossible Bigamy: one wife too many. Monogomy: same thing.
A gentleman always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age A person doesn't need to be perfect to be the perfect person for you
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