Modern Thought, page 1
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Today's greatest labor-saving device is tomorrow Fake is the new real
It's easier to get forgiveness than permission If you find something everyone agrees on it will be wrong
An expert is someone who is one page ahead in the manual A pessimist is what an optimist calls a realist
Imitation is the sincerest form of copyright infringement The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up
A to-do list is a great way to track how little you're accomplishing Experience is what you get right after you need it
No matter what you're looking for the good ones are always taken The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit
Gardening is cheaper than therapy and you get tomatoes PRIVACY IS HISTORY
Some fools are hard to underestimate Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant
Money can't buy happiness but it can buy shoes. Problem solved Confessions are good for the soul but bad for the reputation
Cleanliness is next to impossible If you can smile when things go wrong you have someone iin mind to blame
The hardest thing about business is minding your own The cutest kitten has the sharpest claws
The power of accurate observation is often called cynicism by those who don't have it -George Bernard Shaw If there's no light at the end of your tunnel maybe it's a cave
Worrying works! 90% of the things you worry about will never happen. Try it! 80% of success is showing up -Woody Allen
Nothing is more dangerous than an idea when it's the only one you have Obsessed is how the lazy describe the dedicated
The only thing we have to fear is clowns Bedwetting is when you let Nature's Call go to voicemail
A word to the wise isn't necessary Too much money is as bad as too little, and there's no such thing as just enough
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand Just because no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist
It's not convenience food if you can't reach it from bed Actions speak louder than bumper stickers
Change is inevitable, progress is optional Without a plan nothing can go wrong
Arguments are to be avoided, they are always vulgar and often convincing. -Oscar Wilde Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance: The 5 stages of waking up
Too much is never enough There is no limit to what you can do when you’re supposed to be doing something else
Expiration dates are for the weak Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed. Chocolate makes it worthwhile
Self Delusion: It's fun and it's easy! If a little is good, more is better, and too much is just right
The police never think it's as funny as you do If you have no regrets, you aren't trying hard enough
The quickest way to find a thing you've lost is to buy a replacement Everything leaves a mark
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