Modern Thought, page 1
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Confessions are good for the soul but bad for the reputation The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up
An expert is someone who is one page ahead in the manual Imitation is the sincerest form of copyright infringement
It's not convenience food if you can't reach it from bed PRIVACY IS HISTORY
80% of success is showing up -Woody Allen A pessimist is what an optimist calls a realist
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit It's easier to get forgiveness than permission
Too much money is as bad as too little, and there's no such thing as just enough Experience is what you get right after you need it
No matter what you're looking for the good ones are always taken Without a plan nothing can go wrong
If you find something everyone agrees on it will be wrong If you can smile when things go wrong you have someone iin mind to blame
Money can't buy happiness but it can buy shoes. Problem solved A word to the wise isn't necessary
Too much is never enough The power of accurate observation is often called cynicism by those who don't have it -George Bernard Shaw
Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant The police never think it's as funny as you do
A party tonight is better than a party tomorrow night Fake is the new real
Bedwetting is when you let Nature's Call go to voicemail A to-do list is a great way to track how little you're accomplishing
Nothing is more dangerous than an idea when it's the only one you have The cutest kitten has the sharpest claws
The quickest way to find a thing you've lost is to buy a replacement The only thing we have to fear is clowns
There is no limit to what you can do when you’re supposed to be doing something else Obsessed is how the lazy describe the dedicated
Just because no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist Actions speak louder than bumper stickers
Arguments are to be avoided, they are always vulgar and often convincing. -Oscar Wilde Everything leaves a mark
If a little is good, more is better, and too much is just right Change is inevitable, progress is optional
Self Delusion: It's fun and it's easy! A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand
Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed. Chocolate makes it worthwhile If you have no regrets, you aren't trying hard enough
Expiration dates are for the weak It's easier to resist temptation when you know it'll still be there later
Friends may come and go but enemies accumulate Money can't buy you happiness but it'll let you be unhappy in nicer places
Happiness is good health and a bad memory Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once
The wheel stops for no hamster Nothing ever looks like the picture
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