Personal Issues, page 1
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Smalltalk Survivor Oops. I've become my mother
My will power in any situation is always exactly not quite enough Overthinker
Not as lean, not as mean, but still a marine Conformist
Yet to be there or do that I'm not anti-social I just hate being with people
Failing to comply Normal people scare me
I don't have pet peeves, mine are wild and untamed peeves I don't do social
Feigning enthusiasm I'm not a nag, I'm a motivational speaker
Only a little crazy Instant Human: Just add coffee
I have few faults but I try to make the most of them Not as hip as I planned to be
Serving as a bad example MY voices can beat up YOUR voices
Cleverly Disguised as a Muggle Me, jog? I get winded when my mascara runs
Awkward is my specialty My decision-making skills resemble a squirrel crossing the street
I don't have an inner child I have an inner old person that wants everyone to shush Victim of my own miscalculations
I think my spirit animal has rabies I'm nicer on the weekend
Under my gruff exterior is a gruffer interior Dangerously overeducated
But for my absence of skills I would totally be a ninja If you knew my family you'd understand
I have many hidden talents. If you find any let me know what they are Not a go-getter
I'm Wonder Woman. I wonder where's my phone, my keys, my... Proud to be a Grammar Cop
ADHD Stressed-based life form
Ignoring my mother's advice Insufficient memory at this time
My mind is like a banana tree filled with monkeys clattering for attention I'm like a superhero but with no powers or motivation
Wooden spoon survivor Relationship status: Waiting for a Miracle
Carbivore I learn the hard way
Unable to see the light The voices in my head are fighting again
My superpower is ignoring my faults so I can focus on other people's I run on coffee and sarcasm
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