Personal Issues, page 4
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Any room can be a panic room if I’m in it I'm a PBS mind in a TikTok world
I was socially distant before it was a thing Involuntary participant
Accidental screenshot champion Even if the voices aren't real they have some good ideas
Just sitting here overthinking the joy out of everything PASTE ALT HERE
I’m a good multi-tasker I can hear, ignore and forget all at once Solvem probler
I’ve got it all together I just can’t remember where Napping to the beat of a different drummer
My fashion sense peaked in 4th grade My superpower — focus on one little thing that annoys me until it ruins my whole day
Grumpy old man in training Meal Enjoyer
Social-Distancing Champion 8th consecutive year My sunscreen is me not outside
Doomer I used to be angry and miserable. Then I turned my life around. Now I'm miserable and angry
25% Stud 75% Muffin I'm physically phfffft
Born to dilly dally forced to pick up the pace Permanently assigned to the kids' table
I’m like fine chocolate: dark and bitter Caffiend
I only stress-eat after weighing myself Powered by existential dread
Classically Trained (stick shift) Chaos Coordinator
Classy, sassy, and a little smart assy I’m a self-starter when it comes to gossip
Not fast. Not furious. I’m not talking to myself, we’re having a team meeting
I don’t do subtle Destined for lateness
Pretty sure my last words will be what’s this do? Born in the 1900s
I’m awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time All panic no disco
My ceaseless ennui brings all the nihilists to the yard If I got a dollar every time I didn't know what was going on, I'd wonder why I was getting so many dollars
Pot Stirrer I'm not a procrastinator I'm an avid follower of distractions
When it comes to narcissism I’m way better than anyone else I identify as a problem
Easily distracted
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