Personal Issues, page 4

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#nofilter (mouth) Even if the voices aren't real they have some good ideas
Human couch warmer Still haven’t learned how to do mornings
Meandering to the beat of a different drummer Blinded by the dark
Yes, I have a dirty mind, but only to help boring conversations be more fun I never put off things that let me put off things I don’t want to do
If you can’t handle me at my worst just know it’s identical to my best I’m not a hoarder I’m just contingency-prepared
Social-Distancing Champion 8th consecutive year Napping to the beat of a different drummer
I put the fun in dysfunctional Born to be wild till around 9:30 maybe 10pm
I'm not a pessimist I'm optimistically challenged My birthstone is a coffee bean
Thanks to physical distancing my social skills are finally adequate Don’t get me started. I don’t have brakes
I’m not bossy I’m helpful Accidental screenshot champion
PASTE ALT HERE I’m told that my two big flaws are I don’t listen… and something else
My body is a temple, ancient and crumbling I used to crastinate then I got so good I went pro
Nothing seems to be working for me so that’s what I’m going to keep doing I just asked myself if I’m crazy and they all said no
Hell hath no fury like me when I'm hungry and slightly inconvenienced I only lose my temper when someone calls me short-tempered
It bothers me that before coffee I hate everyone. After coffee it doesn’t bother me I live my life by scientific principle: A body at rest tends to stay at rest
Pretending to be an imposter Just sitting here overthinking the joy out of everything
I haven’t lost my marbles but I think there's a hole in my bag My sunscreen is me not outside
I’m a great listener if you keep it short I’ve got it all together I just can’t remember where
Never been nominated I won't go, but I want to be invited
I’m like fine chocolate: dark and bitter My only fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking
High on stress
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