Personal Issues, page 4
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Even if the voices aren't real they have some good ideas I’ve got it all together I just can’t remember where
Involuntary participant I was socially distant before it was a thing
Accidental screenshot champion Grumpy old man in training
Just sitting here overthinking the joy out of everything Pretending to be an imposter
I’m a self-starter when it comes to gossip PASTE ALT HERE
Any room can be a panic room if I’m in it Napping to the beat of a different drummer
My fashion sense peaked in 4th grade Solvem probler
I'm a PBS mind in a TikTok world My superpower — focus on one little thing that annoys me until it ruins my whole day
Social-Distancing Champion 8th consecutive year Meal Enjoyer
My sunscreen is me not outside Doomer
Caffiend 25% Stud 75% Muffin
My friends say I’m closed off but they don’t really know me Permanently assigned to the kids' table
Born to dilly dally forced to pick up the pace I used to be angry and miserable. Then I turned my life around. Now I'm miserable and angry
I'm physically phfffft Powered by existential dread
I only stress-eat after weighing myself I’m like fine chocolate: dark and bitter
Classy, sassy, and a little smart assy I’m a good multi-tasker I can hear, ignore and forget all at once
Classically Trained (stick shift) Chaos Coordinator
I’m not talking to myself, we’re having a team meeting Destined for lateness
I don’t do subtle Pretty sure my last words will be what’s this do?
Not fast. Not furious. All panic no disco
I’m awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time If I got a dollar every time I didn't know what was going on, I'd wonder why I was getting so many dollars
Born in the 1900s Pot Stirrer
My ceaseless ennui brings all the nihilists to the yard I identify as a problem
When it comes to narcissism I’m way better than anyone else I'm not a procrastinator I'm an avid follower of distractions
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