Personal Issues, page 2
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What I have is like Tourette's but voluntary I'm a great example of a bad example
Sorry, I'm not good at people-ing Does not play well with others
I've still got it. I just can't remember where I wrestled with my demons. Now we just snuggle
The only person I trust is me but not much and not always
I'm a perfectionist about how other people should do things I don't do normal
I'm not short, I'm fun-sized! I don't do "awake"
Now the voices are texting me My social skills are amusingly inadequate
Texan born and raised Sometimes when I open my mouth my mother comes out
Unaware of the consequences Greendale Alum
Not a joiner I do not math, therefore I art
Raised by humans I don't go crazy I just go normal from time to time
Devoid of street cred Will not acquiesce
I'm playing hard to get along with Little Lebowski Urban Achiever
Disinclined to play by the rules The voices in my head are snoring
Raised on bad TV Happy camper
Last kid picked Think of me as a challenge
I’m a go-getter trapped in the body of a lazy person Inside me, a thin woman struggles to get out, but chocolate usually shuts her up
I can't go out because of the pollen ...and people Adult-ish
My only fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking If I have a comfort zone I haven’t found it yet
I used to crastinate then I got so good I went pro Mom’s Favorite - Most Consecutive Years
I owe my grocery bagging skills to Tetris My birthstone is a coffee bean
I’m very good at bad decisions I’m a great listener if you keep it short
Hell hath no fury like me when I'm hungry and slightly inconvenienced I'm an analog mind in a digital world
A.V. Club Alum I won't go, but I want to be invited
Currently disgruntled I'm not bad I just spell that way
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