Personal Issues, page 2
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The voices in my head are snoring The only person I trust is me but not much and not always
Sorry, I'm not good at people-ing
I've still got it. I just can't remember where I don't do "awake"
I'm a perfectionist about how other people should do things Greendale Alum
My social skills are amusingly inadequate What I have is like Tourette's but voluntary
I'm not short, I'm fun-sized! Texan born and raised
Unaware of the consequences Not a joiner
I wrestled with my demons. Now we just snuggle I don't do normal
Happy camper Will not acquiesce
Sometimes when I open my mouth my mother comes out I don't go crazy I just go normal from time to time
Raised by humans Disinclined to play by the rules
Devoid of street cred I'm a great example of a bad example
I'm playing hard to get along with Does not play well with others
Now the voices are texting me Raised on bad TV
Little Lebowski Urban Achiever Think of me as a challenge
My birthstone is a coffee bean Adult-ish
I’m a go-getter trapped in the body of a lazy person I can't go out because of the pollen ...and people
I used to crastinate then I got so good I went pro Inside me, a thin woman struggles to get out, but chocolate usually shuts her up
My only fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking I run on coffee and sarcasm
Mom’s Favorite - Most Consecutive Years I’m a great listener if you keep it short
I owe my grocery bagging skills to Tetris Hell hath no fury like me when I'm hungry and slightly inconvenienced
I’m very good at bad decisions If I have a comfort zone I haven’t found it yet
I'm not bad I just spell that way Currently disgruntled
I won't go, but I want to be invited I'm an analog mind in a digital world
Pot head (coffee pot) A.V. Club Alum
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