Attitude, page 4
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I suffer from that disorder where you’re too easily offended by what I say Warning: Patience depleted
Life is full of disappointments and you just made the list Science Fact: The center of the universe is not you
There are two types of people. I don’t like either of them Am I perfect? No. But do I strive each day to be better? Also no.
I’m always kind of annoyed with people Funny how?
Stop judging me for judging you I don’t understand. But also I don’t care. So, no problem
I wake up with a good attitude then you people ruin it I googled my symptoms. Turns out you’re annoying
You find me offensive? Then stop finding me I’d love to stay and chat except I’m lying
Your opinion matters. Probably, To someone. Or not. I don't like morning people. Or mornings. Or people.
Today’s Menu: Take it. Leave it Off is how I wish for you to buzz
Live, laugh, leave me alone Ask me about… actually, just go away
Doh may me use my joysey voice (Jersey voice) I have PMS & GPS Make me mad, I will find you
Didn’t mean to offend you. I was just lucky Shhh, no one cares
You say I’m averse to criticism, I say shut up You can definitely be kind of a jerk sometimes
Know what else is good for your health? Minding your own business Your biggest problem is not knowing you’re the problem
One second, I’m looking for who asked your opinion Winning isn't everything, but beating you sure is
The reason kids these days are so grumpy is their music sucks Sorry, I can’t go. I have a headache scheduled that day
Don’t be part of the problem, be the entire problem Cluck around and find out (Chicken)
They tell me to be less stubborn but I am not going to do it Are you a software update? Because I don’t have time for you
I don't make the rules, I just insist they be enforced on everyone but me I had zero expectations and you managed to fall short of them
Sarcasm loading, please wait Hear that? That's the sound of nobody caring what you think
Sorry that common sense offends you so much Is there a bug repellent that will also work on humans?
I find your lack of punctuation disturbing (Darth Vader) Here’s to pretending anything changes when the year does
Your data-free opinions are such a delight I’m offended by you being offended
You. Saw. Nothing. Getting tired of being right all the time
Revenge and accidents are two different things. Usually. Had my attitude tested. I’m negative
Wow, even with your head up your butt you’ve got your nose into my business
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