Attitude, page 4
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I suffer from that disorder where you’re too easily offended by what I say Today’s Menu: Take it. Leave it
Funny how? Your opinion matters. Probably, To someone. Or not.
Sarcasm because… people I don't make the rules, I just insist they be enforced on everyone but me
You say my big fault is I’m self-obsessed, but how can I have faults when I’m this attractive? A penny for your thoughts seems a little expensive
Am I perfect? No. But do I strive each day to be better? Also no. I want to be nice but you people make it impossible
Ask me about… actually, just go away Let's all just get along with me
Patience guage Sorry I rolled my eyes so loud
I'm rather disinclined to acquiesce to your request You say I’m averse to criticism, I say shut up
Off is how I wish for you to buzz I’m going to start invoicing people for wasting my time
I have PMS & GPS Make me mad, I will find you I’m not arguing, you’re just refusing to agree with me
Life is full of disappointments and you just made the list The reason kids these days are so grumpy is their music sucks
Winning isn't everything, but beating you sure is Yes, YTA
Shhh, no one cares I don't like morning people. Or mornings. Or people.
Don’t ask me to do stuff Live, laugh, leave me alone
Cluck around and find out (Chicken) Science Fact: The center of the universe is not you
Hear that? That's the sound of nobody caring what you think You find me offensive? Then stop finding me
Doh may me use my joysey voice (Jersey voice) Warning: Patience depleted
I googled my symptoms. Turns out you’re annoying Don’t be part of the problem, be the entire problem
You saw nothing Are you a software update? Because I don’t have time for you
I’m always kind of annoyed with people Stop judging me for judging you
I wake up with a good attitude then you people ruin it Didn’t mean to offend you. I was just lucky
I don’t understand. But also I don’t care. So, no problem Revenge and accidents are two different things. Usually.
Know what else is good for your health? Minding your own business
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