Attitude, page 4
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I suffer from that disorder where you’re too easily offended by what I say Today’s Menu: Take it. Leave it
Funny how? Your opinion matters. Probably, To someone. Or not.
I’m going to start invoicing people for wasting my time I don't make the rules, I just insist they be enforced on everyone but me
You say my big fault is I’m self-obsessed, but how can I have faults when I’m this attractive? A penny for your thoughts seems a little expensive
Am I perfect? No. But do I strive each day to be better? Also no. I want to be nice but you people make it impossible
Ask me about… actually, just go away Let's all just get along with me
Patience guage Sorry I rolled my eyes so loud
I'm rather disinclined to acquiesce to your request You say I’m averse to criticism, I say shut up
Off is how I wish for you to buzz Life is full of disappointments and you just made the list
I have PMS & GPS Make me mad, I will find you I’m not arguing, you’re just refusing to agree with me
Yes, YTA Science Fact: The center of the universe is not you
Winning isn't everything, but beating you sure is I googled my symptoms. Turns out you’re annoying
The reason kids these days are so grumpy is their music sucks I don't like morning people. Or mornings. Or people.
Don’t ask me to do stuff Live, laugh, leave me alone
Shhh, no one cares Cluck around and find out (Chicken)
Doh may me use my joysey voice (Jersey voice) You find me offensive? Then stop finding me
Know what else is good for your health? Minding your own business Warning: Patience depleted
You can definitely be kind of a jerk sometimes Didn’t mean to offend you. I was just lucky
Don’t be part of the problem, be the entire problem Hear that? That's the sound of nobody caring what you think
Are you a software update? Because I don’t have time for you Stop judging me for judging you
I wake up with a good attitude then you people ruin it You saw nothing
Revenge and accidents are two different things. Usually. I’m always kind of annoyed with people
I don’t understand. But also I don’t care. So, no problem I find your lack of punctuation disturbing (Darth Vader)
Your biggest problem is not knowing you’re the problem
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