Attitude, page 3
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I don’t have all day I've upped my standards now, up yours
Don’t expect mere proof to sway my opinion Attempting to care Please wait
Everyone you meet has a story. That's why I never go out Keep talking, I’m diagnosing you
I googled your symptoms, turns out you’re a jerk Get to the part where I lose my temper
Sorry to interrupt your story but it inspires me to start telling this one about me I see you've got on your new crankypants
I really value your opinions tht you keep to yourself Someday you’ll go far and I’d like it to be today
So what if I’m wrong? I can yell louder than you Eeww, people
Yes, my opinions are verified as correct Be reasonable. Do it my way
The first rule of business: Stay out of mine No need to repeat yourself I still won’t be listening
I would be a people person except… people You have a very confident grasp of your misinformation
If you think I’m short wait till you see my patience Hi. I don’t care. Thanks.
I’m nice when I want to be. So far, haven’t wanted to I’m not conceited but I have every right to be
I have selective hearing. Sorry, you were not selected You’re either on my side or in my way
Yes, YTA I’d interrupt less if you were more interesting
Guess what else is gluten free: Shutting up If at first you don’t succeed, I told you so!
No, you’re right, let’s do it the stupidest way possible Don’t be a jerk There, now I’m your life coach
How long are you going to abuse our patience? Good Morning (I mean go away)
You can’t please everyone but I’m 100% at ticking them off I’m the best thing that happened in the 90s
Let's all just get along with me You can’t please everyone so just concentrate on me
You say bad, I say epic If I don’t tell you, how will you know you’re wrong?
I would explain it to you but I don’t have the time. Or the crayons You can stop talking now I already don’t care
Little known fact: you can do a thing without telling everyone about it There are two types of people in the world. Avoid them
Please cancel my subscription to your issues Don’t give me your crappy attitude I’ve already got one
A penny for your thoughts seems a little expensive I'd say your hamster has departed your wheel
I would explain it to you but I don’t have the time. Or the crayons I’m not arguing, you’re just refusing to agree with me
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