Attitude, page 2
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I'm not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm? I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong
Allow me to confirm that I do not care The difference between salt and your opinion is I sometimes ask for salt
Don't cry because it's over, just shut up about it already You don't have to agree with me. Go ahead and be wrong
Just pretend I'm not here. That's what I'm doing I get paid to be nice at work Don't be looking for freebies
Sorry you misunderstood my criticism as constructive If there's one thing that really annoys me, it's everything
Keep talking, I'm just going to take a little nap Don't you think if I were wrong I'd know it?
Funny, I don't recall asking for your opinion Gee, I'd like to care, but I don't possess that gene.
I'm like a cannibal in that I'm fed up with people Admitting past mistakes is never easy, so I don't
You're not as fascinating as you once appeared -Stewie It's cute that you think I care
I love people to leave me alone I never think about what you think about me
A list of all those asking for your opinion: If you can't laugh at yourself, at least let me do it
I'm not bossy I just have better ideas Can you skip to the part where I care?
Do I get bonus points if I act like I care? Don't talk to me AFTER I've had my coffee, either
I'm only pretending to take you seriously Not a people pleaser
It's cute how you don't know what you're talking about Inner beauty is for amateurs
Someone out there cares Not me, but someone. Maybe. Don't let the name Captain Heartless fool you. I'm not a real captain
My way, highway Pretending to listen and/or care
If I had a damn I'm pretty sure I wouldn't give it right now You have the right to remain silent, but apparently not the ability
How about never? Is never good for you? Gee, even with your head up your butt, you still manage to put your foot in your mouth
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand pretending to be interested
Relax, none of my self-esteem depends on what you think I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter
You're not playing with a full deck. You're a jack off I have no plans to be careful what I wish for
I'm not 100% in love with your tone right now If I haven't offended you yet I'll be happy to get right on it
What a fine day for mockery and derision Sarcasm because… people
I’m going to start invoicing people for wasting my time Patience guage
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