Attitude, page 2
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I'm not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm? Please wait, sarcasm loading
Allow me to confirm that I do not care I never think about what you think about me
Sorry you misunderstood my criticism as constructive I'm not bossy I just have better ideas
The difference between salt and your opinion is I sometimes ask for salt To save time, let's just agree that I know everything
Funny, I don't recall asking for your opinion If there's one thing that really annoys me, it's everything
Keep talking, I'm just going to take a little nap Can you skip to the part where I care?
I'm like a cannibal in that I'm fed up with people Don't cry because it's over, just shut up about it already
You don't have to agree with me. Go ahead and be wrong Wouldn't it be easier to just humor me?
I get paid to be nice at work Don't be looking for freebies Gee, I'd like to care, but I don't possess that gene.
pretending to be interested It's cute that you think I care
Don't let the name Captain Heartless fool you. I'm not a real captain A list of all those asking for your opinion:
I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong Don't you think if I were wrong I'd know it?
You're not as fascinating as you once appeared -Stewie If you can't laugh at yourself, at least let me do it
Just pretend I'm not here. That's what I'm doing It's cute how you don't know what you're talking about
I'm only pretending to take you seriously Don't talk to me AFTER I've had my coffee, either
Do I get bonus points if I act like I care? If I had a damn I'm pretty sure I wouldn't give it right now
Lactose is the least of the things I don't tolerate I love people to leave me alone
You have the right to remain silent, but apparently not the ability Pretending to listen and/or care
My way, highway Gee, even with your head up your butt, you still manage to put your foot in your mouth
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand Inner beauty is for amateurs
How about never? Is never good for you? Admitting past mistakes is never easy, so I don't
What a fine day for mockery and derision I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter
You're not playing with a full deck. You're a jack off Someone out there cares Not me, but someone. Maybe.
Relax, none of my self-esteem depends on what you think If I haven't offended you yet I'll be happy to get right on it
I have no plans to be careful what I wish for I'm not 100% in love with your tone right now
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