Attitude, page 2
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I'm not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm? Please wait, sarcasm loading
Allow me to confirm that I do not care Gee, I'd like to care, but I don't possess that gene.
Don't cry because it's over, just shut up about it already You don't have to agree with me. Go ahead and be wrong
Funny, I don't recall asking for your opinion To save time, let's just agree that I know everything
Sorry you misunderstood my criticism as constructive If there's one thing that really annoys me, it's everything
Keep talking, I'm just going to take a little nap Can you skip to the part where I care?
I'm like a cannibal in that I'm fed up with people I never think about what you think about me
You're not as fascinating as you once appeared -Stewie I'm not bossy I just have better ideas
I get paid to be nice at work Don't be looking for freebies It's cute that you think I care
Not a people pleaser If you can't laugh at yourself, at least let me do it
Don't let the name Captain Heartless fool you. I'm not a real captain A list of all those asking for your opinion:
I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong Don't you think if I were wrong I'd know it?
Do I get bonus points if I act like I care? It's cute how you don't know what you're talking about
Just pretend I'm not here. That's what I'm doing pretending to be interested
I'm only pretending to take you seriously Don't talk to me AFTER I've had my coffee, either
Someone out there cares Not me, but someone. Maybe. You have the right to remain silent, but apparently not the ability
Admitting past mistakes is never easy, so I don't I love people to leave me alone
If I had a damn I'm pretty sure I wouldn't give it right now Pretending to listen and/or care
How about never? Is never good for you? Gee, even with your head up your butt, you still manage to put your foot in your mouth
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand Inner beauty is for amateurs
My way, highway I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter
I have no plans to be careful what I wish for Relax, none of my self-esteem depends on what you think
You're not playing with a full deck. You're a jack off The difference between salt and your opinion is I sometimes ask for salt
What a fine day for mockery and derision If I haven't offended you yet I'll be happy to get right on it
I'm not 100% in love with your tone right now Sarcasm because… people
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