Attitude, page 2
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A list of all those asking for your opinion: Just pretend I'm not here. That's what I'm doing
Gee, I'd like to care, but I don't possess that gene. Don't talk to me AFTER I've had my coffee, either
I'm not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm? I get paid to be nice at work Don't be looking for freebies
I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong I love people to leave me alone
I'm not bossy I just have better ideas You're not as fascinating as you once appeared -Stewie
Can you skip to the part where I care? Don't you think if I were wrong I'd know it?
Funny, I don't recall asking for your opinion Pretending to listen and/or care
I'm like a cannibal in that I'm fed up with people Admitting past mistakes is never easy, so I don't
If there's one thing that really annoys me, it's everything Don't cry because it's over, just shut up about it already
Inner beauty is for amateurs I never think about what you think about me
You don't have to agree with me. Go ahead and be wrong If you can't laugh at yourself, at least let me do it
If I had a damn I'm pretty sure I wouldn't give it right now The difference between salt and your opinion is I sometimes ask for salt
Do I get bonus points if I act like I care? I'm only pretending to take you seriously
It's cute how you don't know what you're talking about What a fine day for mockery and derision
You have the right to remain silent, but apparently not the ability Keep talking, I'm just going to take a little nap
Gee, even with your head up your butt, you still manage to put your foot in your mouth How about never? Is never good for you?
I'm not 100% in love with your tone right now I have no plans to be careful what I wish for
Relax, none of my self-esteem depends on what you think You're not playing with a full deck. You're a jack off
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand If I haven't offended you yet I'll be happy to get right on it
I’m going to start invoicing people for wasting my time Patience guage
Sarcasm because… people Don’t ask me to do stuff
Sorry I rolled my eyes so loud You say my big fault is I’m self-obsessed, but how can I have faults when I’m this attractive?
Don’t expect mere proof to sway my opinion I want to be nice but you people make it impossible
FYI IDC Please try harder to be smarter
I'm rather disinclined to acquiesce to your request I am not sarcastic when I’m asleep
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