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I just walked 50 miles over the last few decades I'd be a morning person if it didn't start so early in the day
I love vinyl If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable
I must hurry, for there they go and I am their leader Automatic doors make me feel like a Jedi
First I drink the coffee then I do the things Making it up as I go along
I TALK TO STRANGERS My favorite color is chocolate
the TV told me to do it I understand the concept of emotional maturity, just not as it applies to me
I'm nicer in person I like toast
I am in shape. Round is a shape Going out sounds good except for the going out part
Not wearing pants Yes, I talk to myself but only when I need expert advice
My imperfections only make me more adorable My only hope for ever having a hot, smoking body is cremation
Pudding can't fill the emptiness inside me but it will help My mind's made up please don't confuse me with the facts
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I liked homework better when it was coloring Going camping is a great reminder of how much I hate to go camping
It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I'm right. -Moliere How do I take my coffee? Very seriously
I'm not as think as you confused I am I have a hunch that nobody says hunch anymore
Today I'm going to give it my some I don't start trouble It just seems to be there when I arrive
I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes seven years in a row I'm not weird, I'm limited edition
I set the bar at 'minimum required' I was told there would be cake
I'm old enough to remember when we had nine planets I didn't do it. You can't prove it. Nobody saw me. The sheep are lying.
Popcorn is my favorite exploding food I don't do Mondays
I leave early The only thing that keeps me from exercising is not wanting to
My favorite salad is tomatoes made into sauce on a pepperoni pizza I think therefore I doubt
I've seen normal, it ain't pretty I wasted my childhood saving Mario's girlfriend
My new favorite bands are my dad's old favorite bands There's no excuse for laziness but I'm looking for one
I'm leaving my body to science fiction I'm filthy stinking rich (Well, two out of three)
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