Declarations, page 3

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I'm trying to be a more positive person. Today I'm positive that will never happen Fun fact: there are no fun facts about me
I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in proper, alphabetical order
I didn't do it and I won't do it again I smell an epiphany
Conformity makes me comfortable It's not denial, I'm just selective about the reality that I accept
I don't make trouble but I know where to find it I'm kind of a big ordeal
I came, I saw, I want to go home I think I was a king in a previous life because I like people to do what I say
I used to care, but they have pills for that now I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right
At least i’m not as lazy as whoever named the fireplace My favorite yoga pose is Couch Potato
I am a cycologist (bicycle) I used to be cool. True story.
I will be a morning person when they move mornings to a reasonable hour My sister is great but her sister is amazing!
I don't go out much because I'm broke but when I'm rich I'll need a new excuse Only one more repo and I'll be debt free
I enjoy conveying amusing and/or insightful thoughts within a limited rectangular space The best time to talk to me on a Monday is Tuesday
I'm well above average but in nothing I'm willing to admit On an atomic level I'm very busy
Just one step remains before I'm finally rich: obtaining money I don't really have an opinion and I wanted to let you know
I like pie I’ve said too much already
I have this fun party trick where I don’t go I think we'll be friends forever because I hate meeting new people
I came. I saw. I left early. I’m somewhere between IDK, IDC and IDGAF
If I have nothing accomplished by 2pm I roll over and go back to sleep My excercise philosophy is No pain, No pain
I can’t imagine being hungry enough to eat my own cooking I enjoy going out at night and by out I mean to sleep
My principles are not for sale unless you are offering cash I was once the world's youngest person
I don't believe in miracles, I rely on them! That’s how I roll (rolling pin)
I think this is one of those times I've gotta be me! Everybody else was taken
I refuse to argue with anyone who can't even write in cursive I was an honor student, I don’t know what happened
I tried being normal once. It didn't work out I feel better now that I've given up hope
Strongly agree I don't do decaf
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