Declarations, page 3
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I'm trying to be a more positive person. Today I'm positive that will never happen Fun fact: there are no fun facts about me
I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in proper, alphabetical order
I don't make trouble but I know where to find it I didn't do it and I won't do it again
Conformity makes me comfortable I smell an epiphany
I used to care, but they have pills for that now I'm kind of a big ordeal
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right I came, I saw, I want to go home
At least i’m not as lazy as whoever named the fireplace My sister is great but her sister is amazing!
I am a cycologist (bicycle) I enjoy conveying amusing and/or insightful thoughts within a limited rectangular space
I like pie I used to be cool. True story.
I will be a morning person when they move mornings to a reasonable hour My favorite yoga pose is Couch Potato
On an atomic level I'm very busy I don't go out much because I'm broke but when I'm rich I'll need a new excuse
The best time to talk to me on a Monday is Tuesday Only one more repo and I'll be debt free
I'm well above average but in nothing I'm willing to admit I don't really have an opinion and I wanted to let you know
Just one step remains before I'm finally rich: obtaining money I enjoy going out at night and by out I mean to sleep
I’ve said too much already Karen is my homeboy
My excercise philosophy is No pain, No pain I have this fun party trick where I don’t go
I think we'll be friends forever because I hate meeting new people I’m somewhere between IDK, IDC and IDGAF
If I have nothing accomplished by 2pm I roll over and go back to sleep I've gotta be me! Everybody else was taken
Strongly agree I refuse to argue with anyone who can't even write in cursive
My principles are not for sale unless you are offering cash I don't do decaf
I don't believe in miracles, I rely on them! I was once the world's youngest person
I think this is one of those times That’s how I roll (rolling pin)
I was an honor student, I don’t know what happened I feel better now that I've given up hope
I tried being normal once. It didn't work out My superpower is picking the slowest grocery store line
I can’t imagine being hungry enough to eat my own cooking I came. I saw. I left early.
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