Declarations, page 3
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I'm trying to be a more positive person. Today I'm positive that will never happen Fun fact: there are no fun facts about me
I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in proper, alphabetical order
I don't make trouble but I know where to find it I didn't do it and I won't do it again
I came, I saw, I want to go home I smell an epiphany
I used to care, but they have pills for that now I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right
My sister is great but her sister is amazing! At least i’m not as lazy as whoever named the fireplace
I used to be cool. True story. I can’t imagine being hungry enough to eat my own cooking
I am a cycologist (bicycle) I enjoy conveying amusing and/or insightful thoughts within a limited rectangular space
I like pie On an atomic level I'm very busy
I will be a morning person when they move mornings to a reasonable hour My favorite yoga pose is Couch Potato
The best time to talk to me on a Monday is Tuesday I don't go out much because I'm broke but when I'm rich I'll need a new excuse
Only one more repo and I'll be debt free Strongly agree
I'm well above average but in nothing I'm willing to admit I don't really have an opinion and I wanted to let you know
Just one step remains before I'm finally rich: obtaining money I enjoy going out at night and by out I mean to sleep
I’ve said too much already Karen is my homeboy
My excercise philosophy is No pain, No pain I have this fun party trick where I don’t go
I think we'll be friends forever because I hate meeting new people I've gotta be me! Everybody else was taken
If I have nothing accomplished by 2pm I roll over and go back to sleep I don’t need a therapist I have a sister
I don't do decaf I refuse to argue with anyone who can't even write in cursive
I’m somewhere between IDK, IDC and IDGAF My principles are not for sale unless you are offering cash
I don't believe in miracles, I rely on them! I was once the world's youngest person
That’s how I roll (rolling pin) I tried being normal once. It didn't work out
I was an honor student, I don’t know what happened I feel better now that I've given up hope
I think this is one of those times I came. I saw. I left early.
I’m not a robot My superpower is picking the slowest grocery store line
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