Declarations, page 3
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I am a cycologist (bicycle) The best time to talk to me on a Monday is Tuesday
Reality is nice but I wouldn't want to live there I don’t need a therapist I have a sister
On an atomic level I'm very busy My superpower is picking the slowest grocery store line
Karen is my homeboy I don't go out much because I'm broke but when I'm rich I'll need a new excuse
At least i’m not as lazy as whoever named the fireplace I tried being normal once. It didn't work out
My principles are not for sale unless you are offering cash I can’t imagine being hungry enough to eat my own cooking
I used to be cool. True story. I’m an acquired taste
I like pie I enjoy conveying amusing and/or insightful thoughts within a limited rectangular space
I'm well above average but in nothing I'm willing to admit If I have nothing accomplished by 2pm I roll over and go back to sleep
I’ve said too much already My favorite yoga pose is Couch Potato
I will be a morning person when they move mornings to a reasonable hour I've gotta be me! Everybody else was taken
I refuse to argue with anyone who can't even write in cursive I think we'll be friends forever because I hate meeting new people
Sleep is my art My excercise philosophy is No pain, No pain
I was once the world's youngest person I don't really have an opinion and I wanted to let you know
Just one step remains before I'm finally rich: obtaining money My astrological sign? The one that doesn’t believe in astrology
I came. I saw. I left early. I lack enthusiasm for all this
First I drink the coffee then I do the things I have this fun party trick where I don’t go
I am enormously unprepared but I shall endeavor to fake it I was an honor student, I don’t know what happened
My sister is great but her sister is amazing! I would rather my plane crash than have passengers clap when it lands
I have no faith in science. It requires none I read banned books
I don't believe in miracles, I rely on them! Those are not typos those are my fresh takes
I feel better now that I've given up hope I’m not a robot
I kept reading that junk food is unhealthy, so I gave up reading I miss the days when I could make my parents proud just by taking a long nap
I enjoy going out at night and by out I mean to sleep I’m a glutton for gluten
I’m somewhere between IDK, IDC and IDGAF I’m only a teacher for the money and the fame
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