Declarations, page 3

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I like pie Personally I've never experienced normal or stayed awake long enough to understand it
I'm not cynical, everything just sucks I understand the concept of emotional maturity, just not as it applies to me
I am the voices I don't do decaf
My sexual orientation?  Horizontal I like dirt
I didn't do it and I won't do it again I smell an epiphany
I avoid anything that makes me fat. Like mirrors My mom says I'm cool
I'm the kind of person my parents want me to stay away from I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their intellects -Oscar Wilde
I do what the bumper stickers tell me to Some of my best friends are corporations
I'm going off to find myself. If you see me before I get back, please let me know where I'll be.
I'm great in bed. I could sleep all day I'm not myself today, maybe I'm you
I just saved on my car insurance by not having a car It's NOT a bald spot, it's the solar panel for my sex machine
I bought your identity on ebay I spend half my time apologizing for saying things that are, c'mon, absolutely hilarious
I like to watch I'm not as good as you I'm as good as me
I'm not going bald, I'm getting more head If I owned both Hell and Texas, I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell. W.T. Sherman
I should have gone blind by now It took years of Star Trek message boards to be able to type this fast
I admire famous people I march in the army of forgotten souls
My convictions are bumper sticker deep I used to be disgusted now I'm just amused
I have to think you care before I care what you think Some of my best friends are imaginary. In fact, all my friends
I get my vitamins from diet coke I embrace my inner cynic
Your heros are not my heros Fun fact: there are no fun facts about me
Reincarnation is my only hope If I loved my neighbors as myself there'd be a lot more smiles in my neighborhood
I'm only following orders My favorite outdoor activity is to go back inside
Both of us can't look good at the same time... it's me or the house I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in proper, alphabetical order
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good I think this is one of those times
I quote song lyrics in every situation Legally, it's questionable. Morally, disgusting. Personally, I lke it.
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