Declarations, page 3

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I like pie Personally I've never experienced normal or stayed awake long enough to understand it
I'm not cynical, everything just sucks I understand the concept of emotional maturity, just not as it applies to me
I don't do decaf I am the voices
My mom says I'm cool I like dirt
I didn't do it and I won't do it again I smell an epiphany
I'm not myself today, maybe I'm you Some of my best friends are corporations
I'm the kind of person my parents want me to stay away from I'm not as good as you I'm as good as me
I'm going off to find myself. If you see me before I get back, please let me know where I'll be.
I march in the army of forgotten souls It took years of Star Trek message boards to be able to type this fast
If I owned both Hell and Texas, I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell. W.T. Sherman I'm great in bed. I could sleep all day
I just saved on my car insurance by not having a car I have to think you care before I care what you think
I used to be disgusted now I'm just amused I spend half my time apologizing for saying things that are, c'mon, absolutely hilarious
I embrace my inner cynic Reincarnation is my only hope
Some of my best friends are imaginary. In fact, all my friends I bought your identity on ebay
Fun fact: there are no fun facts about me Your heros are not my heros
Legally, it's questionable. Morally, disgusting. Personally, I lke it. I'm only following orders
My convictions are bumper sticker deep I have opinions about things!
My favorite outdoor activity is to go back inside Both of us can't look good at the same time... it's me or the house
I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in proper, alphabetical order My favorite machine at the gym is that one with the snacks
I think this is one of those times I solemnly swear that I am up to no good
My home security system is owning crappy stuff I'm trying to be a more positive person. Today I'm positive that will never happen
We will not obey Just one step remains before I'm finally rich: obtaining money
I used to be cool They said it couldn't be done so I didn't
I'm open to changing my mind, I'm just not going to I flirt with danger
Will work for hundreds of thousands of dollars I am not anti-social I am selectively social
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