Declarations, page 3

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I like pie Personally I've never experienced normal or stayed awake long enough to understand it
I'm not cynical, everything just sucks I understand the concept of emotional maturity, just not as it applies to me
I spend half my time apologizing for saying things that are, c'mon, absolutely hilarious I am the voices
My mom says I'm cool I have to think you care before I care what you think
I didn't do it and I won't do it again I smell an epiphany
I'm not myself today, maybe I'm you Legally, it's questionable. Morally, disgusting. Personally, I lke it.
I'm the kind of person my parents want me to stay away from I don't do decaf
I'm going off to find myself. If you see me before I get back, please let me know where I'll be.
I march in the army of forgotten souls It took years of Star Trek message boards to be able to type this fast
If I owned both Hell and Texas, I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell. W.T. Sherman I'm great in bed. I could sleep all day
I just saved on my car insurance by not having a car My convictions are bumper sticker deep
I have this fun party trick where I don’t go My favorite outdoor activity is to go back inside
I embrace my inner cynic Reincarnation is my only hope
I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in proper, alphabetical order I bought your identity on ebay
Fun fact: there are no fun facts about me Your heros are not my heros
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good Just one step remains before I'm finally rich: obtaining money
I used to be cool I have opinions about things!
I came. I saw. I left early. Both of us can't look good at the same time... it's me or the house
I used to be disgusted now I'm just amused My favorite machine at the gym is that one with the snacks
I love snow The best time to talk to me on a Monday is Tuesday
My home security system is owning crappy stuff I'm trying to be a more positive person. Today I'm positive that will never happen
We will not obey I'm open to changing my mind, I'm just not going to
I flirt with danger I love the smell of possibility in the morning
I am not anti-social I am selectively social Will work for hundreds of thousands of dollars
I plan to stay in tonight and all the nights My favorite way to exercise is not to
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