Declarations, page 3

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I'm trying to be a more positive person. Today I'm positive that will never happen Fun fact: there are no fun facts about me
I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in proper, alphabetical order
I didn't do it and I won't do it again I smell an epiphany
Conformity makes me comfortable It's not denial, I'm just selective about the reality that I accept
I feel sullied and unusual I'm kind of a big ordeal
I came, I saw, I want to go home I think I was a king in a previous life because I like people to do what I say
I used to care, but they have pills for that now I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right
I don't make trouble but I know where to find it At least i’m not as lazy as whoever named the fireplace
I will be a morning person when they move mornings to a reasonable hour My sister is great but her sister is amazing!
On an atomic level I'm very busy I don't go out much because I'm broke but when I'm rich I'll need a new excuse
I'm well above average but in nothing I'm willing to admit Only one more repo and I'll be debt free
I enjoy conveying amusing and/or insightful thoughts within a limited rectangular space I used to be cool. True story.
I am a cycologist (bicycle) My favorite yoga pose is Couch Potato
I think therefore I doubt The best time to talk to me on a Monday is Tuesday
I like pie I have this fun party trick where I don’t go
Just one step remains before I'm finally rich: obtaining money I’ve said too much already
I came. I saw. I left early. I’m somewhere between IDK, IDC and IDGAF
If I have nothing accomplished by 2pm I roll over and go back to sleep I think we'll be friends forever because I hate meeting new people
I can’t imagine being hungry enough to eat my own cooking I don't really have an opinion and I wanted to let you know
My principles are not for sale unless you are offering cash I enjoy going out at night and by out I mean to sleep
I think this is one of those times My excercise philosophy is No pain, No pain
I've gotta be me! Everybody else was taken I was an honor student, I don’t know what happened
I refuse to argue with anyone who can't even write in cursive I don't believe in miracles, I rely on them!
I tried being normal once. It didn't work out That’s how I roll (rolling pin)
I feel better now that I've given up hope I don't do decaf
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