Declarations, page 4
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I have opinions! About things! I’m never too busy to complain I’m too busy
My alone time is for everyone’s safety I’m not for everyone
My remaining get-rich-quick schemes all include time travel my superpower is being able to keep my mouth shut these days
I call the bathroom Jim instead of John so I can say I go to the Jim every day I'd be a morning person if it didn't start so early in the day
My opinions are whatever my friends tell me they should be I try to keep my cheat days down to 7 a week
I’m OK with my crazy My worst decisions are ahead of me
They said it couldn’t be done so I didn’t bother I can get you a toe -Walter
I wasn’t snoring, I was riding motorcycles in my dreams My plan B is to keep trying my plan A until it works
I’ve given my memory foam mattress a lot to forget I’m going to change the world. I mean my life. I mean the channel.
Living life one nightmare at a time I don’t always whoop but when I do, there it is
Financially, I'm set for life provided I die next week I prefer to use amateurnouns
I'm so lucky thought bubbles aren't real Still waiting for the Beatles to get back together
I’m not procrastinating I’m on a side quest I'm kind of a big ordeal
I avoid frivolous spending by using all my money for rent I do this not because it’s easy but because I thought it would be easy
I’m staying in. Out costs too much My plan to be more positive is off to a crappy start
We're all mad here I don’t have a fear of flying I have a fear of crashing
My emotional support dog (hotdog) I think, therefore I doubt
Yes. This is my first rodeo. Not to brag, but I put a puzzle together in 3 days and the box said 2-4 years
I view someone’s red flags as a personal challenge Call me an optimist but I think we’re doomed
I never know what I want until someone says I can't have it Video games ruined my life. Luckily I have two left
I was told there would be cake I am only here due to the constraints of the space-time continuum
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