Declarations, page 4
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My worst decisions are ahead of me My plan B is to keep trying my plan A until it works
I’m not a robot I try to keep my cheat days down to 7 a week
Those are not typos those are my fresh takes I don’t always whoop but when I do, there it is
I’m only a teacher for the money and the fame Reality is nice but I wouldn't want to live there
I have no faith in science. It requires none I miss the days when I could make my parents proud just by taking a long nap
I’m an acquired taste I’m not for everyone
I read banned books I avoid frivolous spending by using all my money for rent
I lack enthusiasm for all this Sleep is my art
I’ve given my memory foam mattress a lot to forget My remaining get-rich-quick schemes all include time travel
I wasn’t snoring, I was riding motorcycles in my dreams I can tell by your rudely sarcastic comment that we should be friends
I don’t need a therapist I have a sister Financially, I'm set for life provided I die next week
I was socially distant before it was a thing I'm so lucky thought bubbles aren't real
I would rather my plane crash than have passengers clap when it lands I dusted once. It came back. Not falling for that again.
They said it couldn’t be done so I didn’t bother I’m never too busy to complain I’m too busy
I’m OK with my crazy I can get you a toe -Walter
I’m going to change the world. I mean my life. I mean the channel. Now that I have my to-do list I just need someone to do it
I’m a glutton for gluten I’m not procrastinating I’m on a side quest
Still waiting for the Beatles to get back together My alone time is for everyone’s safety
I do this not because it’s easy but because I thought it would be easy I don’t have a fear of flying I have a fear of crashing
My astrological sign? The one that doesn’t believe in astrology We're all mad here
my superpower is being able to keep my mouth shut these days Yes. This is my first rodeo.
Mom, Dad. I’m a thespian I kept reading that junk food is unhealthy, so I gave up reading
My opinions are whatever my friends tell me they should be I’m staying in. Out costs too much
First I drink the coffee then I do the things I prefer to use amateurnouns
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