Declarations, page 4
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My worst decisions are ahead of me My plan B is to keep trying my plan A until it works
Those are not typos those are my fresh takes I try to keep my cheat days down to 7 a week
I’m not for everyone I don’t always whoop but when I do, there it is
I’m only a teacher for the money and the fame Reality is nice but I wouldn't want to live there
I have no faith in science. It requires none I miss the days when I could make my parents proud just by taking a long nap
I’m an acquired taste Sleep is my art
I read banned books I avoid frivolous spending by using all my money for rent
I lack enthusiasm for all this I can tell by your rudely sarcastic comment that we should be friends
I’ve given my memory foam mattress a lot to forget My remaining get-rich-quick schemes all include time travel
I wasn’t snoring, I was riding motorcycles in my dreams I’m never too busy to complain I’m too busy
I dusted once. It came back. Not falling for that again. My opinions are whatever my friends tell me they should be
Financially, I'm set for life provided I die next week I'm so lucky thought bubbles aren't real
I would rather my plane crash than have passengers clap when it lands My alone time is for everyone’s safety
They said it couldn’t be done so I didn’t bother I prefer to use amateurnouns
my superpower is being able to keep my mouth shut these days I can get you a toe -Walter
My astrological sign? The one that doesn’t believe in astrology First I drink the coffee then I do the things
I’m a glutton for gluten Mom, Dad. I’m a thespian
Still waiting for the Beatles to get back together Yes. This is my first rodeo.
I’m staying in. Out costs too much We're all mad here
I’m going to change the world. I mean my life. I mean the channel. I’m OK with my crazy
I’m not procrastinating I’m on a side quest Now that I have my to-do list I just need someone to do it
I don’t have a fear of flying I have a fear of crashing I have opinions! About things!
I do this not because it’s easy but because I thought it would be easy I kept reading that junk food is unhealthy, so I gave up reading
I'm kind of a big ordeal
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