Declarations, page 4
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My plan B is to keep trying my plan A until it works Karen is my homeboy
I’m not for everyone Reality is nice but I wouldn't want to live there
I’m never too busy to complain I’m too busy I don’t always whoop but when I do, there it is
I’m only a teacher for the money and the fame My superpower is picking the slowest grocery store line
I try to keep my cheat days down to 7 a week I have no faith in science. It requires none
I’m an acquired taste I can tell by your rudely sarcastic comment that we should be friends
I read banned books I avoid frivolous spending by using all my money for rent
I miss the days when I could make my parents proud just by taking a long nap I don’t have a fear of flying I have a fear of crashing
I’m not a robot My remaining get-rich-quick schemes all include time travel
I’ve given my memory foam mattress a lot to forget I wasn’t snoring, I was riding motorcycles in my dreams
I'm so lucky thought bubbles aren't real Financially, I'm set for life provided I die next week
I was socially distant before it was a thing Those are not typos those are my fresh takes
I would rather my plane crash than have passengers clap when it lands I lack enthusiasm for all this
They said it couldn’t be done so I didn’t bother I don’t need a therapist I have a sister
I’m OK with my crazy My worst decisions are ahead of me
Now that I have my to-do list I just need someone to do it I dusted once. It came back. Not falling for that again.
I’m going to change the world. I mean my life. I mean the channel. I’m not procrastinating I’m on a side quest
My astrological sign? The one that doesn’t believe in astrology I’m a glutton for gluten
my superpower is being able to keep my mouth shut these days My alone time is for everyone’s safety
Still waiting for the Beatles to get back together Sleep is my art
I do this not because it’s easy but because I thought it would be easy I’m staying in. Out costs too much
Mom, Dad. I’m a thespian I kept reading that junk food is unhealthy, so I gave up reading
We're all mad here Yes. This is my first rodeo.
My opinions are whatever my friends tell me they should be I can get you a toe -Walter
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